The ugly face of the woman before you smirked smugly and satisfied with her catch. The massive proportions of her face revealed an array of small moles, chapped lips the size of a football field, waaay too much mascara and the worst hair cut ever seen on an overweight, middle-aged white woman. The fingers wrapped tightly around your form had chipped nails and cared little about your comfort. "Bugs on my food??? If this doesn't get a discount I don't know what will ". You watched in terrors as those giant lips parted, letting hot coffee breath wash over you revealing the woman's intent. Even more frightening was the glimpses into her mouth as she spoke, the leviathan tongue enunciating her words through mountainous stained teeth shining with saliva. You shuttered at the thought of getting any closer to it...

The Karen walked towards the front register and shoved your helpless form in the face of a cute red-headed girl working the register. The girl stood stunned not knowing how to respond.

"W-Would you like me to get rid of that for you?" The girl asked.
"Well, being as your the one working here, I would have thought you'd have the decency to keep bugs out of your food! So if you don't mind, I don't think I should be paying full price for tainted chips!" The Karen exclaimed.
"Fuck this, yeah whatever just take your chips." The girl muttered and rang up the bag. Just as she went to pick up the bag, the Karen turned towards her kids and yelled, asking if they wanted anything. As this was happening, her grip on you loosened a bit giving you a chance to escape. Pulling yourself up from her fingertips, you started to crawl up her wrist. The woman above you screams and flings you into the air in a frenzy. Unable to control your movement , you see that you are headed right for...