The chip side was certainly the right call to make. The bag crinkled in such a way that climbing up was quite easy. You were extra glad to be off the floor and had made it around half way up a bag of Doritos before a shadow appeared over you. Before your mind registered what was happening, a hand the size of a building wrapped its massive fingers around your tiny frame. Lifted miles into the air you were greeted by the gargantuan face of a...