"Oh, you found a Twilight?" the saleswoman said. "Those are among the most popular models! I'm honestly shocked that no one else grabbed it."
"Sheer luck on my part, I suppose." I said. "I guess I'm be purchasing this, then."
"Wonderful! I guarantee that you'll be happy with this purchase for the rest of your life." the saleswoman said, smiling at me.
"Great!....Is there anything I need to know about this figurine? Anything special dietary needs or anything?
"Oh, the figurine can eat and drink pretty much any sort of food source." the saleswoman. "....They do tend to react oddly to foods with excessive amounts of fat and sugar in them, so just be wary of that."
"All right, then."
...Not that much later, I found myself in my kitchen, a large cowl of water on the floor and the figurine unpackaged and in my hand.
"Here goes nothing." I said, before hesitating for a moment or two and then placing the figurine into the bowl of water.
Like a bad special effect out of a movie, the water in the bowl disappeared within a second or two, absorbed into the figurine, which began to shudder ad shake. For a moment or two, it looked like the figurine as actually beginning to twitch and shake--
--And then, just like that, the figurine suddenly exploded in size, going from a doll-sized construct to a, quite frankly, giant horse person thing that now sprawled across my kitchen floor, stretching from one end of he room to the other.
As I took a step or two away form the purple horse person lying on my kitchen floor, I saw her begin to move her arms and legs and then open her eyes.
"Oh, hi there!" the figur--Twilight Sparkle said, smiling at me from down on the floor. "Nice to meet you, sir. Just let me--"
I grabbed her arm (her very, very real feeling arm) and helped pull her up to her feet, with her head just a foot or so beneath the ceiling.
With her now standing before me, I was now able to get a good picture of her for the first time. Standing taller than....well, anyone I had ever seen before, the....mare, I guess, before me had purple fur, a purple tail, and a purple mane with a pink highlight. Possessing a somewhat pudgy midriff and a moderately sized chest, Twilight was wearing a (of course) purple blouse and pair of blue jeans, with what looked to be a pair of old fashioned black shoes on her feet.
"Please to meet you!" she said. "My name's Twilight Sparkle. What's yours?"
"John." I said. "Pleased to meet you."
"You have a lovely home." she said, looking around the room. "Everything looks kind of small, but it shouldn't be a problem to cope with."
"Great." I said. "I have a guest bedroom you can sleep in and everything and all, so that's taken care of.....So, um," I said. "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Well, actually..." she said after a moment of thought.
"Sheer luck on my part, I suppose." I said. "I guess I'm be purchasing this, then."
"Wonderful! I guarantee that you'll be happy with this purchase for the rest of your life." the saleswoman said, smiling at me.
"Great!....Is there anything I need to know about this figurine? Anything special dietary needs or anything?
"Oh, the figurine can eat and drink pretty much any sort of food source." the saleswoman. "....They do tend to react oddly to foods with excessive amounts of fat and sugar in them, so just be wary of that."
"All right, then."
...Not that much later, I found myself in my kitchen, a large cowl of water on the floor and the figurine unpackaged and in my hand.
"Here goes nothing." I said, before hesitating for a moment or two and then placing the figurine into the bowl of water.
Like a bad special effect out of a movie, the water in the bowl disappeared within a second or two, absorbed into the figurine, which began to shudder ad shake. For a moment or two, it looked like the figurine as actually beginning to twitch and shake--
--And then, just like that, the figurine suddenly exploded in size, going from a doll-sized construct to a, quite frankly, giant horse person thing that now sprawled across my kitchen floor, stretching from one end of he room to the other.
As I took a step or two away form the purple horse person lying on my kitchen floor, I saw her begin to move her arms and legs and then open her eyes.
"Oh, hi there!" the figur--Twilight Sparkle said, smiling at me from down on the floor. "Nice to meet you, sir. Just let me--"
I grabbed her arm (her very, very real feeling arm) and helped pull her up to her feet, with her head just a foot or so beneath the ceiling.
With her now standing before me, I was now able to get a good picture of her for the first time. Standing taller than....well, anyone I had ever seen before, the....mare, I guess, before me had purple fur, a purple tail, and a purple mane with a pink highlight. Possessing a somewhat pudgy midriff and a moderately sized chest, Twilight was wearing a (of course) purple blouse and pair of blue jeans, with what looked to be a pair of old fashioned black shoes on her feet.
"Please to meet you!" she said. "My name's Twilight Sparkle. What's yours?"
"John." I said. "Pleased to meet you."
"You have a lovely home." she said, looking around the room. "Everything looks kind of small, but it shouldn't be a problem to cope with."
"Great." I said. "I have a guest bedroom you can sleep in and everything and all, so that's taken care of.....So, um," I said. "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Well, actually..." she said after a moment of thought.
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