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Harem Protagonist: CHYOA
Chapter 18
Hearing that had caught you off guard. Most of this romcom stuff involved plenty of slapstick humor, usually to the tune of the male lead doing something stupid or perverted and pissing off one or more girls and getting smacked for it. From your wealth of experience reading manga and watching anime, you knew this was still the case for a lot of shonen romcoms, regardless of whether they were down-to-Earth school life stories or shonen battle adventures.
So as grim as it was to hear, having a reality check like this early on well before you got in over your head at anything was probably a good thing. Better to hear it from the professionals early on rather than, as the saying went- to fuck around and find out.
"I... I see. Thanks for sharing that with me. It doesn't sound like it was easy to talk about. I'm truly sorry if I made you think of such a thing."
The huge-breasted nurse looked up at you from the chair she'd taken a seat in.
"Oh, no, please don't be sorry. We have so few transfer students at this school. Most people with the esper gene manifest a trait early in life, so the majority of the people here started out in elementary school. Having someone transfer in at high school age is... well, this is honestly the first time it's happened in several years. I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make sure you knew to be careful. Now, I'm not saying that you need to walk on eggshells around your fellow students, but... despite the Disciplinary Committee's and the faculty's efforts to enforce a strict no-esper policy outside of pre-approved rooms and facilities, plenty of students freely use their abilities in their daily lives. It's not usually a bad thing, and many abilities are relatively harmless, but..." Aki trailed off, grimacing. You picked up where she left off.
"I'm gathering that despite the school's best efforts to dissuade it, plenty of people still use their abilities to fight."
Aki sighed and nodded.
"Correct. And when esper abilities of a particularly violent or unstable nature come into conflict, empowered by emotional or hormonal teenagers... well, the story I told you is proof of just how wrong things can go. But!" And at that, the buxom beauty clapped her hands, as if snapping both you and her out of the funk you'd fallen into.
"Please keep in mind that this establishment is much more than just a place of learning! Many of the students and faculty live in campus dorms or housing, and so it is in some parts just as much a home as it is a school. And many people who graduate from the high school go on to work directly for the agency that regulates espers in Japan, so quite a few people, myself included have built a life around here. It's important to understand that esper abilities around kids' toys, but please don't feel like you need to be on guard at all times. It's my sincere wish that you- and every student here- finds happiness here!"
W-whoa...
Aki wasn't just a woman, she was a goddess! A benevolent goddess... When she smiled like that... you couldn't think about anything other than wanting to please her!
The sudden chiming of the school bell outside the infirmary roused you, and you realized that you should probably get on with your day. You were a new student here, and there wasn't much more important than meeting your club members, who might very well become your closest friends in the coming weeks.
"Well, I'd love to stay and talk with you, Nijou-Sensei, but I really should get going to my club."
"Of course, Kou-san! Have fun! As I said before, the girls in that club are very friendly. I'm sure you'll have a great time!"
Thus, your remarkable first meeting with the goddess-made-flesh concluded. Such a shame, your day already felt a little less bright the moment you left the infirmary.
Now more than ever, you were absolutely not regretting wishing to enter this wonderful world. Not just one, not just two, but three absurdly beautiful- yet each distinctly different- women had met and spoken to you. Life was looking pretty great if this was what you could expect. And today had only been the first day!
*Ding*
And there was that wonderful, magical bell chime signaling a level up for you!
(((Great job, Shujin! I know I can be a wise ass most of the time, but... honestly I'm impressed with how you handled yourself so far. Especially with Aki. Most guys can't so much as look at her without becoming a drooling mess, and you went and had a conversation with her. That alone puts you higher in her eyes than most of the male students here.)))
'You really think so? The other guys here can't be that bad...'
(((Shujin, I'm gonna tell you write now that this anime-style world's definition of a 'gentleman' is quite a bit more lax than what you're used to. If you want the ladies to respect you, all you have to do is not act like a braindead, drooling monkey whenever you see them. You know, like how certain anime protagonists have 'huge, unrepentant pervert' as their default personality?' All you have to do is be better than that and you'll have a higher chance of making actual relationships with a girl than any of those losers.)))
Okay, that made more sense. You'd watched a lot of anime in your life, and you knew the stereotype he was talking about. And yeah, while on one hand you wanted to have lots of fun in this world, you also didn't want to become a huge loser like one of those dumbass ecchi anime protagonists.
But enough on that. The halls were empty- most people by now had probably broken out into their clubs after homeroom, so you could talk to the Narrator in peace.
You could also check out your stat screen. The gamer in you was still salivating at having a real stat screen (even if it was pretty lacking and not at all a true RPG info screen.
>>>>>Shujin Kou<<<<<
Level 6 2 Reward Points available
Title: Novice Romantic Effect: Very slight boost to your natural charm, gain 2 reward points per level up instead of 1.
Mind: 5/5
Esper Level: FF
>>>>><<<<<
Huh. The first thing you noticed was that you now had a title. 'Novice Romantic' wasn't anything impressive, but you could definitely see that having a title like that was better than having no title at all. 2 reward points per level up sounded pretty great. As for the other thing...
(((I can tell what you're thinking. I'd say that title should help you unlock more info on the heroines, without it taking a lifetime to unlock the info of more than a dozen girls. It isn't a huge boost, but it should help a newbie like you. As for the other thing... I think it's pretty good. Just don't go assuming that you can suddenly charm your way into a girl's pants or something. In my expert opinion, it's the kind of boost that might make you seem just a bit more naturally charming. Like, if you stumble over your words in the middle of a sentence, a girl might think it was kind of funny the first time, instead of thinking you're a total loser. Or if you fuck up introducing yourself to a girl you'd never met, she might be willing to let you finish your introduction without wanting you to take a hike. Get it?)))
That sounded pretty harsh (you weren't that bad, were you?) But then, the Narrator seemed to know way more about how all this worked than you did, so you were probably safe in trusting his words. That aside... you had reward points, and you wanted to use them!
(((Great, just remember, it might benefit you in the long run to find out Mio's favorite food, or maybe Jouko's hobby... nope, never mind. You're finding out someone's cup-size, aren't you?)))
>>Heroine<<
--->Aki Nijou
Level: ???
Title: ???
Esper: ???
Esper Level: ???
Personal Info:
Opening up the personal info tab, you went right to the spot on the glowing blue screen that you were seeking.
Personal Info:
Age: 2?
Height: ???
Weight: ??
B/W/H (Three Sizes): ???
Cup Size: ?
More info (Likes/dislikes, hobbies, more...):
For one thing, you weren't immediately surprised by the fact that Aki's age was partially hidden. Most of the 'sexy older sister' types that served as the school nurse in an ecchi anime had age as a sore spot. Though at least now you had solid evidence that Aki was still in her twenties. But right now, you didn't feel the need to blow a precious reward point on learning her age.
*Ding*
Aki's information has been updated
B/W/H: 103?/??/???
Cup-size: K?
Your eyes widened in delight as the gorgeous Aki Nijou's bust measurement and cup-size were revealed to you... but something caught your eye right away.
'Hey, Narrator? Is this thing glitching out? Why the heck is there a question mark next to her bust measurement and cup-size?'
(((Your guess is as good as mine, buddy. The stat screen isn't sentient, and thus isn't capable of lying. If it says 103 K, then that's gotta be that pretty lady's info. But... I've never heard of something like this. Best guess? The stat screen can't confirm that information, so it's just falling back on whatever default info it had before this whole 'crossover transplant' mumbo-jumbo happened. She certainly looks like a woman with a 103 centimeter bustline, you saw it with your own eyes- those babies of hers were huge! But something's fishy here, and I just don't know what it is...)))
'Well, it's not really a big deal. It may very well be the kind of thing that will never come up again, and this could be the last we hear of it. Anyways, I'd better get a move on. I'm probably already running late, and being any more late to my club would probably be a bad way to start my first day.'
You took off at a faster pace down the halls, not quite running but not walking either. That info had been weird, but... you'd still love Aki-sensei even if she was doing something like padding her bra.
>>><<<
MIND: 5/5
Esper Level: FF
So as grim as it was to hear, having a reality check like this early on well before you got in over your head at anything was probably a good thing. Better to hear it from the professionals early on rather than, as the saying went- to fuck around and find out.
"I... I see. Thanks for sharing that with me. It doesn't sound like it was easy to talk about. I'm truly sorry if I made you think of such a thing."
The huge-breasted nurse looked up at you from the chair she'd taken a seat in.
"Oh, no, please don't be sorry. We have so few transfer students at this school. Most people with the esper gene manifest a trait early in life, so the majority of the people here started out in elementary school. Having someone transfer in at high school age is... well, this is honestly the first time it's happened in several years. I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make sure you knew to be careful. Now, I'm not saying that you need to walk on eggshells around your fellow students, but... despite the Disciplinary Committee's and the faculty's efforts to enforce a strict no-esper policy outside of pre-approved rooms and facilities, plenty of students freely use their abilities in their daily lives. It's not usually a bad thing, and many abilities are relatively harmless, but..." Aki trailed off, grimacing. You picked up where she left off.
"I'm gathering that despite the school's best efforts to dissuade it, plenty of people still use their abilities to fight."
Aki sighed and nodded.
"Correct. And when esper abilities of a particularly violent or unstable nature come into conflict, empowered by emotional or hormonal teenagers... well, the story I told you is proof of just how wrong things can go. But!" And at that, the buxom beauty clapped her hands, as if snapping both you and her out of the funk you'd fallen into.
"Please keep in mind that this establishment is much more than just a place of learning! Many of the students and faculty live in campus dorms or housing, and so it is in some parts just as much a home as it is a school. And many people who graduate from the high school go on to work directly for the agency that regulates espers in Japan, so quite a few people, myself included have built a life around here. It's important to understand that esper abilities around kids' toys, but please don't feel like you need to be on guard at all times. It's my sincere wish that you- and every student here- finds happiness here!"
W-whoa...
Aki wasn't just a woman, she was a goddess! A benevolent goddess... When she smiled like that... you couldn't think about anything other than wanting to please her!
The sudden chiming of the school bell outside the infirmary roused you, and you realized that you should probably get on with your day. You were a new student here, and there wasn't much more important than meeting your club members, who might very well become your closest friends in the coming weeks.
"Well, I'd love to stay and talk with you, Nijou-Sensei, but I really should get going to my club."
"Of course, Kou-san! Have fun! As I said before, the girls in that club are very friendly. I'm sure you'll have a great time!"
Thus, your remarkable first meeting with the goddess-made-flesh concluded. Such a shame, your day already felt a little less bright the moment you left the infirmary.
Now more than ever, you were absolutely not regretting wishing to enter this wonderful world. Not just one, not just two, but three absurdly beautiful- yet each distinctly different- women had met and spoken to you. Life was looking pretty great if this was what you could expect. And today had only been the first day!
*Ding*
And there was that wonderful, magical bell chime signaling a level up for you!
(((Great job, Shujin! I know I can be a wise ass most of the time, but... honestly I'm impressed with how you handled yourself so far. Especially with Aki. Most guys can't so much as look at her without becoming a drooling mess, and you went and had a conversation with her. That alone puts you higher in her eyes than most of the male students here.)))
'You really think so? The other guys here can't be that bad...'
(((Shujin, I'm gonna tell you write now that this anime-style world's definition of a 'gentleman' is quite a bit more lax than what you're used to. If you want the ladies to respect you, all you have to do is not act like a braindead, drooling monkey whenever you see them. You know, like how certain anime protagonists have 'huge, unrepentant pervert' as their default personality?' All you have to do is be better than that and you'll have a higher chance of making actual relationships with a girl than any of those losers.)))
Okay, that made more sense. You'd watched a lot of anime in your life, and you knew the stereotype he was talking about. And yeah, while on one hand you wanted to have lots of fun in this world, you also didn't want to become a huge loser like one of those dumbass ecchi anime protagonists.
But enough on that. The halls were empty- most people by now had probably broken out into their clubs after homeroom, so you could talk to the Narrator in peace.
You could also check out your stat screen. The gamer in you was still salivating at having a real stat screen (even if it was pretty lacking and not at all a true RPG info screen.
>>>>>Shujin Kou<<<<<
Level 6 2 Reward Points available
Title: Novice Romantic Effect: Very slight boost to your natural charm, gain 2 reward points per level up instead of 1.
Mind: 5/5
Esper Level: FF
>>>>><<<<<
Huh. The first thing you noticed was that you now had a title. 'Novice Romantic' wasn't anything impressive, but you could definitely see that having a title like that was better than having no title at all. 2 reward points per level up sounded pretty great. As for the other thing...
(((I can tell what you're thinking. I'd say that title should help you unlock more info on the heroines, without it taking a lifetime to unlock the info of more than a dozen girls. It isn't a huge boost, but it should help a newbie like you. As for the other thing... I think it's pretty good. Just don't go assuming that you can suddenly charm your way into a girl's pants or something. In my expert opinion, it's the kind of boost that might make you seem just a bit more naturally charming. Like, if you stumble over your words in the middle of a sentence, a girl might think it was kind of funny the first time, instead of thinking you're a total loser. Or if you fuck up introducing yourself to a girl you'd never met, she might be willing to let you finish your introduction without wanting you to take a hike. Get it?)))
That sounded pretty harsh (you weren't that bad, were you?) But then, the Narrator seemed to know way more about how all this worked than you did, so you were probably safe in trusting his words. That aside... you had reward points, and you wanted to use them!
(((Great, just remember, it might benefit you in the long run to find out Mio's favorite food, or maybe Jouko's hobby... nope, never mind. You're finding out someone's cup-size, aren't you?)))
>>Heroine<<
--->Aki Nijou
Level: ???
Title: ???
Esper: ???
Esper Level: ???
Personal Info:
Opening up the personal info tab, you went right to the spot on the glowing blue screen that you were seeking.
Personal Info:
Age: 2?
Height: ???
Weight: ??
B/W/H (Three Sizes): ???
Cup Size: ?
More info (Likes/dislikes, hobbies, more...):
For one thing, you weren't immediately surprised by the fact that Aki's age was partially hidden. Most of the 'sexy older sister' types that served as the school nurse in an ecchi anime had age as a sore spot. Though at least now you had solid evidence that Aki was still in her twenties. But right now, you didn't feel the need to blow a precious reward point on learning her age.
*Ding*
Aki's information has been updated
B/W/H: 103?/??/???
Cup-size: K?
Your eyes widened in delight as the gorgeous Aki Nijou's bust measurement and cup-size were revealed to you... but something caught your eye right away.
'Hey, Narrator? Is this thing glitching out? Why the heck is there a question mark next to her bust measurement and cup-size?'
(((Your guess is as good as mine, buddy. The stat screen isn't sentient, and thus isn't capable of lying. If it says 103 K, then that's gotta be that pretty lady's info. But... I've never heard of something like this. Best guess? The stat screen can't confirm that information, so it's just falling back on whatever default info it had before this whole 'crossover transplant' mumbo-jumbo happened. She certainly looks like a woman with a 103 centimeter bustline, you saw it with your own eyes- those babies of hers were huge! But something's fishy here, and I just don't know what it is...)))
'Well, it's not really a big deal. It may very well be the kind of thing that will never come up again, and this could be the last we hear of it. Anyways, I'd better get a move on. I'm probably already running late, and being any more late to my club would probably be a bad way to start my first day.'
You took off at a faster pace down the halls, not quite running but not walking either. That info had been weird, but... you'd still love Aki-sensei even if she was doing something like padding her bra.
>>><<<
MIND: 5/5
Esper Level: FF
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