"Hey, waitress!" Patricia asks (with a half-drunken hiccup): "Where's the nearest airport from here?"
"Air port, mistress?" the puzzled girl repeats.
"Yeah! I want to take my little cutie on a sight-seeing flight."
The tall redhead finally grins with comprehension.
"Right this way, mistress."
Whereupon, she escorts the two of you to a room at the top of the tallest tower in the castle.
"This used to be the spell-casting room of the great wizard, Abu Ben Fa'tass. And the last spell he cast, before passing away, was upon this rug. He made of it...a flying carpet! You have but to sit upon it as you would a hassock, and utter the magic word 'Va-va-va-zoom,' and it will instantly take off. After which, simply order it to take you to the specific destination you have in mind...and it will do so."
"Ohhhhhhh!" exclaims Patricia: "One of those state-of-the-art interactive rides. I can't wait to try it out. "
Whereupon, Patricia sat down and crossed her legs (like she was about to practice transcendental meditation or something). Following which, she shouted:
"VA-VA-VA-ZOOM!"
Two seconds later, the magic carpet was airborne.
"Air port, mistress?" the puzzled girl repeats.
"Yeah! I want to take my little cutie on a sight-seeing flight."
The tall redhead finally grins with comprehension.
"Right this way, mistress."
Whereupon, she escorts the two of you to a room at the top of the tallest tower in the castle.
"This used to be the spell-casting room of the great wizard, Abu Ben Fa'tass. And the last spell he cast, before passing away, was upon this rug. He made of it...a flying carpet! You have but to sit upon it as you would a hassock, and utter the magic word 'Va-va-va-zoom,' and it will instantly take off. After which, simply order it to take you to the specific destination you have in mind...and it will do so."
"Ohhhhhhh!" exclaims Patricia: "One of those state-of-the-art interactive rides. I can't wait to try it out. "
Whereupon, Patricia sat down and crossed her legs (like she was about to practice transcendental meditation or something). Following which, she shouted:
"VA-VA-VA-ZOOM!"
Two seconds later, the magic carpet was airborne.
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August 17, 2023
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