No dice. In your current granola bar form, you lack a working mouth with which to yell for your mother’s attention. You’re moved closer and closer to Marie’s parted lips and pearly-white teeth, until finally she chomps off a chunk of your body. Being chewed feels incredibly strange, but at least it’s not physically painful to you. Marie swallows the bite of granola bar before putting the rest of you in her mouth to repeat the cycle again, and in very little time you find your entire self inside your mother’s stomach. The acids begin to bubble and dissolve you, and the sensation rapidly tires you out, making you lose consciousness…
On the outside, Marie rubs her bare belly with satisfaction - that granola bar was somehow more delicious than usual! Her son’s disappearance worries her for a moment, but she shrugs off any suspicion. If only she knew the true nature of that grainy snack…
What happens to you next?