You look up to see the looming face of the Latina agent. You quickly turn your head behind to see you mom just finishing walking through the scanner. You start to shout to her, but the woman snatches you into her fist.
“New policy this week: we no longer allow food items more than a gram. I’ll have to confiscate him,” she announces to your mom as she processes who she just grabbed.
She brings you to her face and opens up her palm, puckers her lips next to you, and takes a selfie with her phone. She then rests you on your nose like you’re a cowboy straddling a bull, smiling suggestively and jostling you to make you slightly off balance before snapping a second picture. You wonder why she is doing this, until you remember that some TSA agents often post pictures of items they confiscate to Instagram.
“New policy this week: we no longer allow food items more than a gram. I’ll have to confiscate him,” she announces to your mom as she processes who she just grabbed.
She brings you to her face and opens up her palm, puckers her lips next to you, and takes a selfie with her phone. She then rests you on your nose like you’re a cowboy straddling a bull, smiling suggestively and jostling you to make you slightly off balance before snapping a second picture. You wonder why she is doing this, until you remember that some TSA agents often post pictures of items they confiscate to Instagram.
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June 3, 2023
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