What to do with you
The Shrinking Virus- Collaberotica Version
Chapter 18
“You need to help me get back home!” you implore.
“That seems like a lot of work, and I have a headache,” she replies.
You look at her in horror as her statement sinks in. She grins at your dropped jaw.
“Wouldn’t it be a lot easier for both of us if I just ate you instead?” She brings her billboard-sized, open mouth towards you to demonstrate her point. She inadvertently belches all over you. She bellows hot foul-smelling air all over your body, knocking you over. You can taste the whiskey she had drunk last night and some other kind of unrecognizable greasy substance.
She grabs her stomach congestedly. You hear a hurricane whirling down there. She laughs a little at your tumble, easing her physical discomfort.
“Okay, maybe that wouldn’t be the best idea right now.”
She leans back for a second to let her body recover and then turns back to you.
“Hmm, now what do I want with you though?” she muses to herself out loud.
“That seems like a lot of work, and I have a headache,” she replies.
You look at her in horror as her statement sinks in. She grins at your dropped jaw.
“Wouldn’t it be a lot easier for both of us if I just ate you instead?” She brings her billboard-sized, open mouth towards you to demonstrate her point. She inadvertently belches all over you. She bellows hot foul-smelling air all over your body, knocking you over. You can taste the whiskey she had drunk last night and some other kind of unrecognizable greasy substance.
She grabs her stomach congestedly. You hear a hurricane whirling down there. She laughs a little at your tumble, easing her physical discomfort.
“Okay, maybe that wouldn’t be the best idea right now.”
She leans back for a second to let her body recover and then turns back to you.
“Hmm, now what do I want with you though?” she muses to herself out loud.
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June 3, 2023
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