Just another day on the job.
The Shrinking Virus- Collaberotica Version
chapter 6
by
smallvivor
You graduated the academy with flying colours. Officer Nora Hudson, It had a nice ring to it. Initially you were nervous your previous experiences with shrinks would get you disqualified, stepping on a few of them by accident was tragic but hardly a rare occurence among norms, but eating them? It's much harder to paint that as an accident let alone convince them that you'd be responsible with shrinks as a whole.
But as it turned out shrinks weren't well protected by the system, laws applied to them all the same but in practice most law enforcement didn't care to actually protect them. You knew one chubby officer at your precinct who snacked on them pretty regularly in fact. So when it was found out that you had in fact eaten a few shrinks before (not even a fraction of how many you ate but not all of your victims were witnessed or recorded) You practically got off scot-free. In their eyes, rejecting you for something the consumption of shrinks would be like rejecting you for jaywalking. Technically illegal, but pointless to punish.
That was a few years ago and despite your apathy for the plight of smaller beings, you also knew your duty to protect and serve shouldn't be logically just reserved to those big enough to be seen as worthy. You haven't interacted with any shrinks for a good few years however. Now you were at the front door of a building that was reported as being:...