You walked into your kitchen and saw Peg Pete cooking.
“Hey, there! Thought I’d give my only male renter a nice breakfast!” Peg said with a friendly wave.
“Thanks, but you didn’t have to,” You said as you walked over to her.
“I know, but it’s been awhile since I’ve cooked for a man… At least one that isn’t three times wider than me,” She replied before waving you off. “Now scoot! Go sit down and wait.”
“It wouldn’t be fair to you if I made you do all the work,” You replied, grabbing the pan with the pancakes. You used some magic to flip them over.
Peg blinked before muttering, “Wow… it’s really been a while since I had anyone other than Goofy say that…”
You thought there was a look of guilt on her face for the briefest of moments.
“Well, Manners are important and a helping hand is welcome, provided there’s skill behind it,” You replied. “So pancakes, eggs, toast, some fruit, and a bowl of cereal? Not a bad choice. I assume that Pistol is nearby?”
“Your living room, watching TV,” Peg answered, looking like she’s a little out of her element.
“So… anything you want to warn me about?” You asked.
“Well, toon women will want to take advantage of you. Many will try to seduce you by different means. Stuff like food, flashes of legs, showing of bosoms, shaking of rears and such. And yes, toon physics allows for expansion. Some will try to use whatever stuff you like and will try to bribe you with it, even if they had no idea what it was beforehand,” Peg answered as she focused on the eggs. “And oh yeah, some toons will try to marry you immediately. You’ll know if you look them in the eyes and see a ball and chain in their pupils.”
“Yikes. Seems like I might be better off either staying home or crossdressing when I shop,” You muttered.
“Me and the other ladies are happy to help. We just might need some cuddling, both the tender kind and the bedroom Kind, if you know what I mean,” Peg replied.
“I’ll think about it,” You said back. “Anything else? Doesn't matter what it is, I'll help if I can.”
Peg paused to think about her response.
“Hey, there! Thought I’d give my only male renter a nice breakfast!” Peg said with a friendly wave.
“Thanks, but you didn’t have to,” You said as you walked over to her.
“I know, but it’s been awhile since I’ve cooked for a man… At least one that isn’t three times wider than me,” She replied before waving you off. “Now scoot! Go sit down and wait.”
“It wouldn’t be fair to you if I made you do all the work,” You replied, grabbing the pan with the pancakes. You used some magic to flip them over.
Peg blinked before muttering, “Wow… it’s really been a while since I had anyone other than Goofy say that…”
You thought there was a look of guilt on her face for the briefest of moments.
“Well, Manners are important and a helping hand is welcome, provided there’s skill behind it,” You replied. “So pancakes, eggs, toast, some fruit, and a bowl of cereal? Not a bad choice. I assume that Pistol is nearby?”
“Your living room, watching TV,” Peg answered, looking like she’s a little out of her element.
“So… anything you want to warn me about?” You asked.
“Well, toon women will want to take advantage of you. Many will try to seduce you by different means. Stuff like food, flashes of legs, showing of bosoms, shaking of rears and such. And yes, toon physics allows for expansion. Some will try to use whatever stuff you like and will try to bribe you with it, even if they had no idea what it was beforehand,” Peg answered as she focused on the eggs. “And oh yeah, some toons will try to marry you immediately. You’ll know if you look them in the eyes and see a ball and chain in their pupils.”
“Yikes. Seems like I might be better off either staying home or crossdressing when I shop,” You muttered.
“Me and the other ladies are happy to help. We just might need some cuddling, both the tender kind and the bedroom Kind, if you know what I mean,” Peg replied.
“I’ll think about it,” You said back. “Anything else? Doesn't matter what it is, I'll help if I can.”
Peg paused to think about her response.
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June 2, 2023
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