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When you reached the kitchen you saw a brunette haired woman standing at the sink and muttering dark curses underneath her breath that are definitely not safe for children's television. "Why did they have to send me first to clean his house, they know how much I dislike it. How can one person stack so many dishes anyway, it's only been one night, and "Gotta clean, clean, clean, Lila. Remember, it's for a good cause!"
The frustrated housewife was so focused on cleaning your mess that she didn't hear your approach. "Excuse me..."
"AHHH!" She fumbled the sprayer nozzle in her hands for a moment before turning around and shakily pointing at you,
When she saw it was only you, she immediately relaxed and let the nozzle drop to her side.
"Huff, huff, you scared the bejabbers out of me!"
You smiled sheepishly and looked down. "Sorry,"
But your expression looked suspicious "But.. how come you get into the house? I remember locking it once inside when I was installing myself." You asked.
Lilia breathed a sigh of relief."Peg gave me a key. She was worried about you living by your lonesome and so wanted some of us ladies to come in and check on you every once in a while. For the record, I did knock."
"Oh... I was in a deep sleep, kind of researching the world I was visiting and it got me so tired.." You noted, "You don't have to clean the dishes or the house if you really hate it so much, I would have done it myself."
Lila Test turned red, "Oh, so you heard all that, huh?"
"Well.. Can't say from the very beginning but I did hear a lot and wow..." You chuckled "That is quite a mouth."
She turned even redder, "Y-you weren't supposed to hear that, M-m-moms aren't supposed to curse,"
"Why so?" You asked curiously as you approached. "You are a grown woman as well and I'm not a child either."
She struggled to come up with a good answer, "Because... because... fuck!"
She threw the nozzle she was holding into the sink and turned back to face you.
"Look... Is it alright if I just keep you company for a little while and if the girls ask if I was doing my duty, can I just not and say I did?"
"Sure, I will cover your up. Let me clean that mess, I should be doing it after all." And with that, magic lanced across your fingers, and with a single snap the nozzle, sponges, and other cleaning products started to float as well as the dirty plates and began to get clean them all in normal and orderly succession.

Gotta love magic automation.
IlIla's eyes were like big teal saucers. "Wow... fancy."
"Yeah, that's one advantage of being a magician, everything feels easy to do." You say as you turned to her "So what do you want to do?" Such a businesswoman like her would likely have a tight schedule. If you remember correctly from Johnny Test, Lila Test was the one providing the money and work while the father was the housewife... househusband, whatever.

A woman like her seems unsuitable for house chores.

Maybe she could use those hands and mouth for.. other purposes, though.
A small smile formed on her lips which slowly grew into a wide grin. "Sit around in my underwear and do absolutely nothing."
Her smile was infectious, so you felt your smile turning into a grin as well. "Wish granted."
With another snap from your fingers, Her usual business clothes disappear, leaving her on nothing but her underwear.
Lila breathed a big sigh of relief and stretched out her arms, allowing her perky breasts to bounce a little bit. You were a little bit tempted to reach out and squeeze one, but you had no idea what she would say. "I'm so glad to be out of those things!"
"What? always with that suit on 24/7? doesn't seem comfortable." You say, you try to be modest and not stare too much but seeing her completely uncaring of being almost naked in front of you, all modesty went out of the window.

She folded her arms under her breast and looked at you the slightly embarrassed smile." I don't wear them all the time, obviously, just most of the time. It's like my uniform, you know. "
" well, with or without it on I think you look very pretty," you replied.
She giggled and placed a hand over her mouth. " thank you, you're not so bad looking yourself."
You blushed at the compliment.
" I..., uh, why don't we take this into the living room?"
Lila happily nodded in agreement and began walking out the door.
As she left you alone you let out the breath you'd been holding in.
You almost screwed up big time.
You two walked out to the living room, You couldn't help but give a few glances at her, letting your eyes feast on her radiant figure.
You had to admit, the way her panties hugged her hips were doing things for you.
Not to mention her adorable perky breasts that seemed to be just the right size for her petite body.(edited)
Lila wasn't a sex goddess like Jessica, that much was certain, but she seemed to radiate a charm of her very own.
Unfortunately, she was married and with kids. Quite untouchable, sure, she is likely widow now, considering the incident a few years back and there are few chance that she wished to be undressed to seduce you. You remember the conversation yesterday and the faces, The women were after your power linked by your bloodline, at least believe to be from your bloodline. You didn't fully explain them, they drew to the conclusion on their own.

If you were to guess, Some might be likely going after you for the Lexicon, and your power.

You have to ask her.
Maybe bring something up, sure, you could trust the community but some might have dubious intent.
You've got to play it cool, act natural. Just because you suspect something to be true doesn't make it so and you don't want to scare off a potential new friend.
Lila lounged on the couch, completely unaware of your internal struggle and watched the TV while you slowly sidled up next to her.
She turned and smiled at you before patting a spot next to her.
You sit next to her as she sighs content and lean to you. you chuckled and brought an arm around to her waist carefully, no wanting to be too forward.
She didn't seem to mean as your arms when around he waist. She changes the channels, some toon news, series and movies, toon series, toon movies, reruns. all the packages.
She frows, "there nothing good.. Oh!" She stopped on a channel, that was doing a rerun of Johnny Test and smiles fondly "Now, this brings me some memories.."
"A lot of people seemed to really hate this show, and it turned into a meme over how bad it was, but I always thought it was ok," you noted.
Lila's body felt both soft and comfortable as you leaned up against her.
She was laser-focused on what was happening on the screen, and as she watched you felt her arms snake around you so that you were holding each other close.
It felt... pretty nice.
"It was really bad." She giggles "But it was our show. Our passion project, At least, it was my husband, Johnny, and my daughters, I wasn't really concerned it, only how much money it brought to us." She cringes at the snappy sounds. "Never understood why so much of those snapping sounds were used so much."
Fascinating. You'd never thought about it like that before. It would make sense for Lila to be concerned about the money since she had a job as a financier and was the primary breadwinner for the family.
She sighed. "Now the only ones left are Susan and Mary, bless their hearts. They're quite intelligent young ladies and they try so hard, but I think what happened hit them harder than anyone."
She leaned up against you and pulled one of her hands into her own. "I just don't want to be alone anymore."
"You are a widow.." You stated softly, she nodded slowly. "What happened?" You asked, trying to sound oblivious, she sighed.(edited)
"They just... vanished, all at once, and only the men. It was the most baffling thing. I came home one day to find Susan and Mary clutching each other and bawling their eyes out with Johnny and Hugh being nowhere to be seen. This was happening everywhere, too. Every single news network in the world was reporting on how most of the males were quite simply gone, leaving only a comparative few left. They had to be sequestered and protected of course, to prevent them from being torn apart by a legion of desperate women, which is why all of us were so invested in keeping you safe."
"I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself", you tersely informed her, to which she quickly nodded.
"I know. I know you are and that kills me a little bit inside. You're such a sweet young man and I'd hate for something to happen to you."
She softly stroked a hand across your cheek.

You hummed softly, feeling her delicate touch making contact with your cheek. "There is something that I've been thinking. When all of you proceed to this deal with me and giving me a home - which I'm grateful for, but the way, I feel that some of you may have been under the mistaken assumption that my skills are hereditary and tried to take advantage of that."
Lila gave you a sad amile and patted at the back of your hand. "I think, for some of us, that was the plan. Toons like Peg Pete who would use you to achieve her own ends without thinking of who it might hurt it in the end. You can trust Toons like Jessica Rabbit, however, she came from a completely different era is one of the most classy Toons I've ever met.."
"So what you're saying is there's a split among the factions," you said while rubbing your chin.
So Peg Pete is one of those women, You knew you had a bit of reservation with that woman, she was one that was eyeing you like hot meat and now you were indebted with her for the home.. "Yes, there are a fracture between us, some genuinely want to protect you but some are there for... well, Their intentions are less than pure."
You nodded slowly. "Ok, so, what about you then? Were you part of that group?"
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June 2, 2023