"Petri!" She hissed to her colleague "Snap out it! Isn't good to the adventage of the situation."
"But loo-"
"No! No buts! I can accept cupping an feel but that look on your face says more than just being wary, you were thinking on it, do you?"
"I... yes.."
"Unbelievable, you criticizes me and yet, you have to act like a pervert around this guy! It could be an stray cell or, goodness me, an virus even or...."
"Human.." You butt in as the curly maned pony nods.
"Human... Human?!" She shrieked again, meanwhile her colleague looked down in total disbelief on you as you grunted on discomfort on the hooves. "Impossible, Humans are nothing but a myth!"
"Do I look like an myth to you?" You snarked at the ponies who removed themselves to you, the other mare, who had an an long ponytail inspected you closely.
"Looky... as much I want to disprove it, he does have the confirmed physical traits of one and he doesn't feel like an cell upon... contact." The blue mare on glasses he blushes, she murmured something under her breath as he blush grew "We might be dealing with the real deal here.."
"So... we're dealing with an living myth within the abandoned facilities in the dangling testicles of a baker." 'Looky' said in disbelief before her horn glows, you were washed by an yellow, sparkling light. You didn't anything since it feels like an diagnosis spell though you were feeling a bit annoyed.
"Flesh, Bone, Mammal structure..." her eyes widen, possibly on confirming. "By Celestia. It's true!"
"Yeah.. I'm sure is really fascinating but.. could you help me up?" you say, letting a bit of annoyance leak up which thankfully, they didn't catch up and helped you to be on your feet again. "Thanks.."
"We apologize for our.. outburst. Though, isn't everyday something from Equestria's ancient myth come to meet us in the most... unlikely of places." 'Petri' says, almost like letting the tension out with an sigh.
"Yeah, we didn't expect anypon- anyone here, Carrot told us that this side of his body was off limits which begs the question on how do you get in here?"
"Magic." Snort Snort You mentally added.
"Magic? Humans can do magic like Unicorns do?" The mare on glasses asked as she began to scribble something on a notepad with her magic.
"Some, no all the humans." You say as you have you hand glows purple for a moment, startling them a bit. "I'm actually one the few exceptions around as my kind isn't exactly numerous."
"Fascinating... but how do you get in here exactly."
"Wait.. hold on, what if we introduce ourselves before asking questions around, alright? Name's Anon and as for how I did get in here, well. Let's say that I'm no from Equestria, I'm actually from another universe and my magic allows me to travel through different dimensions, parallel worlds and timelines and I came to this world after hearing that ponies sport inner cities within their bodies, I came here in night when he was sleeping and was through his dick, I must add."
"Incredible and unbelievable but considering our luck so far, I'm willing to believe anything now." The blue mare nodded "I'm Petri Dish and this is my fellow associate, Looking Glass-" "Hello!" "-and on behalf of Canterlot Bureau of Medical Research, We welcome you to Equestria."
"Hope you you're enjoying things so far but I must ask you to refrain from doing something like that in the future, no only what you had done is illegal but also extremely risky on entering him like that without a transport pill meant to be inserted on that area." Looking Glass states.
You nodded, you kind of figured that would be the case but you rather ask for forgiveness rather than permission in this and you were kind of lucky on being in a deserted organ as nobody could call you out and as for going on the risk, well, They were right on that, you simply nodded in acknowledgement.
"But loo-"
"No! No buts! I can accept cupping an feel but that look on your face says more than just being wary, you were thinking on it, do you?"
"I... yes.."
"Unbelievable, you criticizes me and yet, you have to act like a pervert around this guy! It could be an stray cell or, goodness me, an virus even or...."
"Human.." You butt in as the curly maned pony nods.
"Human... Human?!" She shrieked again, meanwhile her colleague looked down in total disbelief on you as you grunted on discomfort on the hooves. "Impossible, Humans are nothing but a myth!"
"Do I look like an myth to you?" You snarked at the ponies who removed themselves to you, the other mare, who had an an long ponytail inspected you closely.
"Looky... as much I want to disprove it, he does have the confirmed physical traits of one and he doesn't feel like an cell upon... contact." The blue mare on glasses he blushes, she murmured something under her breath as he blush grew "We might be dealing with the real deal here.."
"So... we're dealing with an living myth within the abandoned facilities in the dangling testicles of a baker." 'Looky' said in disbelief before her horn glows, you were washed by an yellow, sparkling light. You didn't anything since it feels like an diagnosis spell though you were feeling a bit annoyed.
"Flesh, Bone, Mammal structure..." her eyes widen, possibly on confirming. "By Celestia. It's true!"
"Yeah.. I'm sure is really fascinating but.. could you help me up?" you say, letting a bit of annoyance leak up which thankfully, they didn't catch up and helped you to be on your feet again. "Thanks.."
"We apologize for our.. outburst. Though, isn't everyday something from Equestria's ancient myth come to meet us in the most... unlikely of places." 'Petri' says, almost like letting the tension out with an sigh.
"Yeah, we didn't expect anypon- anyone here, Carrot told us that this side of his body was off limits which begs the question on how do you get in here?"
"Magic." Snort Snort You mentally added.
"Magic? Humans can do magic like Unicorns do?" The mare on glasses asked as she began to scribble something on a notepad with her magic.
"Some, no all the humans." You say as you have you hand glows purple for a moment, startling them a bit. "I'm actually one the few exceptions around as my kind isn't exactly numerous."
"Fascinating... but how do you get in here exactly."
"Wait.. hold on, what if we introduce ourselves before asking questions around, alright? Name's Anon and as for how I did get in here, well. Let's say that I'm no from Equestria, I'm actually from another universe and my magic allows me to travel through different dimensions, parallel worlds and timelines and I came to this world after hearing that ponies sport inner cities within their bodies, I came here in night when he was sleeping and was through his dick, I must add."
"Incredible and unbelievable but considering our luck so far, I'm willing to believe anything now." The blue mare nodded "I'm Petri Dish and this is my fellow associate, Looking Glass-" "Hello!" "-and on behalf of Canterlot Bureau of Medical Research, We welcome you to Equestria."
"Hope you you're enjoying things so far but I must ask you to refrain from doing something like that in the future, no only what you had done is illegal but also extremely risky on entering him like that without a transport pill meant to be inserted on that area." Looking Glass states.
You nodded, you kind of figured that would be the case but you rather ask for forgiveness rather than permission in this and you were kind of lucky on being in a deserted organ as nobody could call you out and as for going on the risk, well, They were right on that, you simply nodded in acknowledgement.
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June 2, 2023
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