The Crowd squee'd and finds you adorable.
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absolfusion
The stare down was broken"He's... he's adorable" came the squeak from a thunderstruck ovum
All at once the ice breaks and the group of Fluttershys immediately crowded in close to you,
"I want to kiss and hug him!"
"I want to take him home with me and love him and squeeze him!"
One of the giant Fluttershys has the bright idea to pick you up with her wings and nuzzle at you with her great snout.
All of the other ovums swarm in like sharks with blood in the water and zeroed in on the kill.
On all sides you're assaulted by a battery of kisses, nuzzles and incessant baby talk. If you didn't get out of here right now they were going to reduce you to a pule of mush, in the metaphorical sense if not in the literal sense.
You should've known that you were walking right into a minefield the very moment you stepped off the train. Flutershy regularly goes to pieces over small animals and it stands to reason that her inner cells are likely all the same.
You tried to pull yourself away from the from the writhing mass of squealing mares, wriggling with all your might to break free but they were just too big, holding on to you tightly and refusing going to let you go..
"L-ladies please," you desperately cried out, but your voice was lost in the cacophony of multiple pegasi with no sense of space stuck in cuteness proximity mode. Why did you have to be so god damn adorable?
Crap, just how were you going to get out of this one?
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June 2, 2023