The Great Escape
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 15
by
copier
· original author:
pats2015
Derek steered his goose through the dripping strands of saliva. The goose's sense of self preservation was greater than any top navigation system. It too wished to escape from the stomach chamber and flapped it wings furiously with that goal in mind. As light shone into the cavern Derek saw the the white ivory boulders that flanked them on both sides. A stark reminder that one wrong move would cause them to crash land on top of them. He could only hope that it would be a quick and painless death. He quickly snapped out of it. He couldn't worry about such morbid scenarios. He needed to concentrate.
Derek piloted his jumbo goose forward. The biggest obstacle still lay ahead of them, the front teeth. Debbie's jaws hung there like imposing gate keepers filtering just enough sunlight inside to illuminate the dark dank mouth. Derek knew he'd they'd have to part a little more for him to clear them. So caught up in his next move he failed to notice that Debbie's tongue below was playfully sweeping around the mouth. He sensed the tip of the tongue as it came dangerously close to catching him and his goose. He knew he needed something to draw the pink serpent's attention away from them. Derek looked at his makeshift apple stem rod and without hesitation threw it down towards the bottom teeth. He hoped that their will to survive would be enough to get them out of this.
Derek managed quite a toss as the apple stem was lodged into a crevice between two white boulders. Maybe Derek should look into throwing javelin for the track team after this. If there was an after in his future. Debbie's tongue immediately went to investigate the foreign object caught in between the teeth. As her tongue poked and prodded the apple stem Derek had a clear path to freedom. He could feel the hot air on his back allowing his fowl to build up even more speed. He knew what was coming. He just prayed his mom didn't cover her mouth.
Debbie stood just about having finished her morning business. She went to pull her pants up when she felt something caught in her teeth. While Debbie was maneuvering her tongue to dislodge the mysterious object a large gas bubble forced its way up her esophagus. The strange sensation momentarily stunned her before she let loose the loudest belch in human history.
As Debbie's body prepared to release the air trapped in her stomach Derek and his goose rode it like a jet stream. Ahead of him Debbie's teeth parted like an airplane hanger and the new influx of light temporarily blinded Derek. Clear path ahead. His mom had never been the most modest person and right now he was thankful for that. They flew past the parting teeth and Derek breathed in the fresh air. It was the best smell he had ever experienced in his life. Little did he know it would immediately be replaced by the most foul stench he ever smelled.
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!
Debbie let loose a burp on a cataclysmic scale. The sound could be heard several towns over. In the nearby vicinity it set off a chain of several car alarms and dogs barking, shattered the glass of several windows, and set a few flocks of birds fleeing from nearby tree tops. And caught up in it's wake was Derek.
Derek was so caught up in his successful escape that he failed realize that the same air that had propelled him out would blow up in his face. Words could not describe the horror in the moment. It had to be the closes thing to being caught up in a hurricane. Derek felt like a rag doll. As immediately he and the goose were separated and tossed around like paper in the a tornado. Except tornados didn't smell this awful. Derek was surrounded in a hot cloud mad up of his mom's stale morning breath along with the prevalent smell of stomach bile that made Derek want to evacuate his own stomach. Derek desperately gasped for clean air while being spun around caught up in the whirlwind. When the motion stopped Derek felt himself to fall like a stone. He opened his eyes for the first time. He didn't see any sign of his goose pal. As he sailed past the outside of Debbie's stomach, his former crypt, he looked down to see he was falling fast towards...
Derek piloted his jumbo goose forward. The biggest obstacle still lay ahead of them, the front teeth. Debbie's jaws hung there like imposing gate keepers filtering just enough sunlight inside to illuminate the dark dank mouth. Derek knew he'd they'd have to part a little more for him to clear them. So caught up in his next move he failed to notice that Debbie's tongue below was playfully sweeping around the mouth. He sensed the tip of the tongue as it came dangerously close to catching him and his goose. He knew he needed something to draw the pink serpent's attention away from them. Derek looked at his makeshift apple stem rod and without hesitation threw it down towards the bottom teeth. He hoped that their will to survive would be enough to get them out of this.
Derek managed quite a toss as the apple stem was lodged into a crevice between two white boulders. Maybe Derek should look into throwing javelin for the track team after this. If there was an after in his future. Debbie's tongue immediately went to investigate the foreign object caught in between the teeth. As her tongue poked and prodded the apple stem Derek had a clear path to freedom. He could feel the hot air on his back allowing his fowl to build up even more speed. He knew what was coming. He just prayed his mom didn't cover her mouth.
Debbie stood just about having finished her morning business. She went to pull her pants up when she felt something caught in her teeth. While Debbie was maneuvering her tongue to dislodge the mysterious object a large gas bubble forced its way up her esophagus. The strange sensation momentarily stunned her before she let loose the loudest belch in human history.
As Debbie's body prepared to release the air trapped in her stomach Derek and his goose rode it like a jet stream. Ahead of him Debbie's teeth parted like an airplane hanger and the new influx of light temporarily blinded Derek. Clear path ahead. His mom had never been the most modest person and right now he was thankful for that. They flew past the parting teeth and Derek breathed in the fresh air. It was the best smell he had ever experienced in his life. Little did he know it would immediately be replaced by the most foul stench he ever smelled.
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!
Debbie let loose a burp on a cataclysmic scale. The sound could be heard several towns over. In the nearby vicinity it set off a chain of several car alarms and dogs barking, shattered the glass of several windows, and set a few flocks of birds fleeing from nearby tree tops. And caught up in it's wake was Derek.
Derek was so caught up in his successful escape that he failed realize that the same air that had propelled him out would blow up in his face. Words could not describe the horror in the moment. It had to be the closes thing to being caught up in a hurricane. Derek felt like a rag doll. As immediately he and the goose were separated and tossed around like paper in the a tornado. Except tornados didn't smell this awful. Derek was surrounded in a hot cloud mad up of his mom's stale morning breath along with the prevalent smell of stomach bile that made Derek want to evacuate his own stomach. Derek desperately gasped for clean air while being spun around caught up in the whirlwind. When the motion stopped Derek felt himself to fall like a stone. He opened his eyes for the first time. He didn't see any sign of his goose pal. As he sailed past the outside of Debbie's stomach, his former crypt, he looked down to see he was falling fast towards...
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