Air Jordan
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 14
by
copier
· original author:
pats2015
Derek took the apple stem and picked up a piece of popcorn. Like a warrior preparing his spear for battle he secured the popcorn tight using the leftover seaweed as string. After tighten the seaweed he laid the stem on the ground next to him. Derek held the shrink ray tight in his hand praying it still had some juice left. He had the dental floss wrapped in a coil around his shoulder with a small circle tied at the end. Reaching down Derek grabbed a handful of the quickly dissolving spongey cake floor at his feet.
"One shot." He said. "I have one shot." He repeated.
Derek steadied himself, took a breath and fired.
Stephen Morris wasn't planning on waking up for at least another hour when his dog, Otis, burst into his room barking and jumping up on the bed. He knew what that meant. Stephen was used to it as his labrador retriever would often wake him up early in the morning to pee outside. He made his way towards the backyard, Otis leading the charge. Funny even for this early it was pretty dark outside. Otis continued to bark aggressively. Strange, usually he quieted down after Stephen got out of bed. Must have to go really bad he thought. Over the sounds of Otis's barking he heard the pitter patter of liquid falling. He thought all those booms he was hearing before being woken up was just part of a dream. Must have been the prelude to a rainstorm. The rain was falling pretty heavy outside now. He grabbed a jacket and hat, still dressed in his sleepwear. Hopefully his dog would be quick and he could get back to bed.
Before Stephen could even fully opened the door Otis was outside in a flash. As Stephen stepped through the frame his nostrils were hit with the most offensive smell. He covered his nose from the sulfury smell when he saw the most horrifying sight. In his backyard squatted over and facing his house was massive woman. . She was older probably late 30s, early 40s. Stephen would appreciate her good looks if he wasn't so terrified. Her enormous figure eclipsed the early morning sun that just started to peak over the horizon. The woman appeared to be hymning lightly and had her eyes closed with a look of satisfaction on her face. Her gigantic toes, the smallest of which probably bigger than him, tapped lightly on the grass creating sizable imprints in his yard. Still dressed in her pink stripped night shirt her matching pajama bottoms and underwear sat around her ankles, and she was naked from the waist down. Then Stephen noticed the stream of smelly liquid descending down towards his empty pool.
"Oh my God." The words barely escaped from his mouth realizing that she was using his pool as a giant toilet.
As Stephen sat motionless, Otis continued to bark up at the giant intruder. The yard was his space and he would not stand for anyone else marking his territory. The dog ran up and nipped at the giant's bare feet. The waterfall suddenly stopped and woman's eyes opened. Her head turned towards Stephen and Otis as her gaze bore down on them. Suddenly much less bold Otis started to whimper before releasing his own bladder on the spot as his owner just looked on in horror.
"Bad dog!" The giant woman wagged her finger still hunched over.
"Pet." She announced. More as a declaration rather than a request before reaching down her giant finger tip down towards the tiny dog.
Seeing the incoming digit both pet and owner sprinted towards the back door. Getting inside they ran down to the basement, Stephen grabbing his cell phone on the way down to call the police.
Derek secured himself to his noble stead. His noble stead in reality was the last goose left alive in Debbie's stomach. With the last shot of the shrink ray he grew his avian companion to the size of a small pony. He managed to lasso the giant goose with some dental floss after he luring it over with some cake. As he balanced himself on the goose's back Derek thanked god for those times his parents took him horse back riding as a kid. The only thing he needed was for the entry tube above to open. As he gave an incidental kick to the goose's side the the air flow created by the enormous wings caused bubbles to form in the stomach bile. The air bubbles floated to the top of the chamber like something out of Willie Wonka. Seizing his chance Derek pulled back the reins on the goose and it took off towards the tube creating more bubbles behind them.
Debbie was amazed at the sight of the tiny dog. Barely bigger than her fingertip she was overwhelmed by its cuteness and couldn't resist reaching down towards it. She was disappointed when it ran away from her. Debbie was still not used to people and animals being afraid of her at this massive size. She knew if she really wanted to she could open up the house like a cardboard box and find the dog. Hell, at her size she could go to the pound and play with all the dogs. And maybe get some revenge on the cruel dogcatchers. As these ideas bounced around in her mind Debbie stood up still contemplating her next move when she felt some air quickly traveling up her throat.
Derek rode his goose up the tight passage of the esophagus. Luckily he hadn't over done it on the goose's growth as they were able to fly through the passage without getting stuck or crushed. As the goose continued to soar up the hot air behind them gave them extra lift as it to was also looking for a way out. Derek ducked his head at the tip uvula. He saw daylight begin shine in as his mom's jaws began to part. The closer he got the harder Derek struggled to maintain control. Dribbles of spit fell all at his sides. The smell of his mom's morning breath choking him not to mention the cloud of hot gas that smelled like vomit at his rear. Of course below the giant pink serpent presented a huge threat should it rise.
"One shot." He said. "I have one shot." He repeated.
Derek steadied himself, took a breath and fired.
Stephen Morris wasn't planning on waking up for at least another hour when his dog, Otis, burst into his room barking and jumping up on the bed. He knew what that meant. Stephen was used to it as his labrador retriever would often wake him up early in the morning to pee outside. He made his way towards the backyard, Otis leading the charge. Funny even for this early it was pretty dark outside. Otis continued to bark aggressively. Strange, usually he quieted down after Stephen got out of bed. Must have to go really bad he thought. Over the sounds of Otis's barking he heard the pitter patter of liquid falling. He thought all those booms he was hearing before being woken up was just part of a dream. Must have been the prelude to a rainstorm. The rain was falling pretty heavy outside now. He grabbed a jacket and hat, still dressed in his sleepwear. Hopefully his dog would be quick and he could get back to bed.
Before Stephen could even fully opened the door Otis was outside in a flash. As Stephen stepped through the frame his nostrils were hit with the most offensive smell. He covered his nose from the sulfury smell when he saw the most horrifying sight. In his backyard squatted over and facing his house was massive woman. . She was older probably late 30s, early 40s. Stephen would appreciate her good looks if he wasn't so terrified. Her enormous figure eclipsed the early morning sun that just started to peak over the horizon. The woman appeared to be hymning lightly and had her eyes closed with a look of satisfaction on her face. Her gigantic toes, the smallest of which probably bigger than him, tapped lightly on the grass creating sizable imprints in his yard. Still dressed in her pink stripped night shirt her matching pajama bottoms and underwear sat around her ankles, and she was naked from the waist down. Then Stephen noticed the stream of smelly liquid descending down towards his empty pool.
"Oh my God." The words barely escaped from his mouth realizing that she was using his pool as a giant toilet.
As Stephen sat motionless, Otis continued to bark up at the giant intruder. The yard was his space and he would not stand for anyone else marking his territory. The dog ran up and nipped at the giant's bare feet. The waterfall suddenly stopped and woman's eyes opened. Her head turned towards Stephen and Otis as her gaze bore down on them. Suddenly much less bold Otis started to whimper before releasing his own bladder on the spot as his owner just looked on in horror.
"Bad dog!" The giant woman wagged her finger still hunched over.
"Pet." She announced. More as a declaration rather than a request before reaching down her giant finger tip down towards the tiny dog.
Seeing the incoming digit both pet and owner sprinted towards the back door. Getting inside they ran down to the basement, Stephen grabbing his cell phone on the way down to call the police.
Derek secured himself to his noble stead. His noble stead in reality was the last goose left alive in Debbie's stomach. With the last shot of the shrink ray he grew his avian companion to the size of a small pony. He managed to lasso the giant goose with some dental floss after he luring it over with some cake. As he balanced himself on the goose's back Derek thanked god for those times his parents took him horse back riding as a kid. The only thing he needed was for the entry tube above to open. As he gave an incidental kick to the goose's side the the air flow created by the enormous wings caused bubbles to form in the stomach bile. The air bubbles floated to the top of the chamber like something out of Willie Wonka. Seizing his chance Derek pulled back the reins on the goose and it took off towards the tube creating more bubbles behind them.
Debbie was amazed at the sight of the tiny dog. Barely bigger than her fingertip she was overwhelmed by its cuteness and couldn't resist reaching down towards it. She was disappointed when it ran away from her. Debbie was still not used to people and animals being afraid of her at this massive size. She knew if she really wanted to she could open up the house like a cardboard box and find the dog. Hell, at her size she could go to the pound and play with all the dogs. And maybe get some revenge on the cruel dogcatchers. As these ideas bounced around in her mind Debbie stood up still contemplating her next move when she felt some air quickly traveling up her throat.
Derek rode his goose up the tight passage of the esophagus. Luckily he hadn't over done it on the goose's growth as they were able to fly through the passage without getting stuck or crushed. As the goose continued to soar up the hot air behind them gave them extra lift as it to was also looking for a way out. Derek ducked his head at the tip uvula. He saw daylight begin shine in as his mom's jaws began to part. The closer he got the harder Derek struggled to maintain control. Dribbles of spit fell all at his sides. The smell of his mom's morning breath choking him not to mention the cloud of hot gas that smelled like vomit at his rear. Of course below the giant pink serpent presented a huge threat should it rise.
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