Potty Mouth
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 23
by
copier
· original author:
pats2015
"Madeline! You think just because you're ginormous that you can boss us around. You tell yourself it's because you're a queen. Well I got news for you bitch! You're no queen. I never heard of queen whose breath made her subjects want to puke."
"Wait did you say about my breath?"
"Don't pretend your big ears didn't hear me clearly. Even now I can barely stand to not turn my head down wind as your noxious breath beats down on us. Try breathing through your nostrils for the love of God."
Todd and Beth both sat back knowing nothing they could say or do would stop their friend. Suzy was blunt and told it like it was. When she went on one of her tirades it was best to just let her get it out. To fair she wasn't just being mean for the sake of it. Madeline's breath was rank. Every word the giant karen said carried a harsh after taste of whatever she had just eaten. Still most people would rarely call out someone's bad breath in their daily lives, let alone if that person was now a giant looking down on them.
Seriously Madeline at first I wondered what you could've possibly eaten to swell you giant gut. Now I'm wondering what the hell you've been munching on to leave such a sink in your mouth? Did something crawl in your mouth and die? If nothing did before I'm sure whatever enters now will suffocate before you can even chew or swallow.
Madeline said nothing. This dumb teen was digging her grave deeper with every word she spoke. Even now thoughts of how Suzy should pay for her words were being thought of. Still her anger rose. If anyone had the properly sized tool the giantess blood pressure would be spiking. Whether intentional or not Madeline's breathing grew more intense. In a way like opening a window during a fire it fueled Suzy's tirade. The giant woman would let her say her piece and then deliver a proper response.
"You couldn't of done the neighborhood a huge favor and grown a pack of chewing gum or some mouthwash with you. Hell maybe if you should worry less about us and more about finding a tree big enough to brush your giant teeth."
For the first time in Suzy's rant she finally offered something that could construed as constructive. At this moment Madeline had a whole group dedicated to her feet. Maybe she needed to apply the same energy to her mouth."
You think you're the queen of the neighborhood Madeline? I got news for you you're nothing but a dragon with a dragon's breath. And I got news for you dragons always get slain!" Suzy screamed with hate in heart.
"Wait did you say about my breath?"
"Don't pretend your big ears didn't hear me clearly. Even now I can barely stand to not turn my head down wind as your noxious breath beats down on us. Try breathing through your nostrils for the love of God."
Todd and Beth both sat back knowing nothing they could say or do would stop their friend. Suzy was blunt and told it like it was. When she went on one of her tirades it was best to just let her get it out. To fair she wasn't just being mean for the sake of it. Madeline's breath was rank. Every word the giant karen said carried a harsh after taste of whatever she had just eaten. Still most people would rarely call out someone's bad breath in their daily lives, let alone if that person was now a giant looking down on them.
Seriously Madeline at first I wondered what you could've possibly eaten to swell you giant gut. Now I'm wondering what the hell you've been munching on to leave such a sink in your mouth? Did something crawl in your mouth and die? If nothing did before I'm sure whatever enters now will suffocate before you can even chew or swallow.
Madeline said nothing. This dumb teen was digging her grave deeper with every word she spoke. Even now thoughts of how Suzy should pay for her words were being thought of. Still her anger rose. If anyone had the properly sized tool the giantess blood pressure would be spiking. Whether intentional or not Madeline's breathing grew more intense. In a way like opening a window during a fire it fueled Suzy's tirade. The giant woman would let her say her piece and then deliver a proper response.
"You couldn't of done the neighborhood a huge favor and grown a pack of chewing gum or some mouthwash with you. Hell maybe if you should worry less about us and more about finding a tree big enough to brush your giant teeth."
For the first time in Suzy's rant she finally offered something that could construed as constructive. At this moment Madeline had a whole group dedicated to her feet. Maybe she needed to apply the same energy to her mouth."
You think you're the queen of the neighborhood Madeline? I got news for you you're nothing but a dragon with a dragon's breath. And I got news for you dragons always get slain!" Suzy screamed with hate in heart.
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