And the Darwin award goes to...
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 22
by
copier
· original author:
chyoaguy
Things were going well. The people around her were listening, and more importantly obeying her orders, and that always put a smile on her face. The feeling of four separate hoses spraying water at full volume against her feet helped to. At her size, the water pressure felt more like a tickle than, well, getting sprayed with a hose, but it was more of a pleasant feeling than she'd been expecting.
And she could certainly applaud the efforts of two of her neighbors, who'd had the idea to use brooms to better reach more surface area. Those rough bristles were just what was needed to really give the skin a good scrubbing! And here she'd been thinking that she might have to set a few examples, but to her pleasant surprise the neighborhood seemed to have bent the knee without any fuss!
Yes, life was good. Things were finally going her way, and-
Madeline's brow furrowed, her ears picking up the distinct sound of voices chattering off to the side of the street.
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"Is this... Is this really happening?"
"That's the sixth time you've asked that, Todd! I swear, that pot's fried your brains."
"Hey, I'm not high right now! It's a legitimate question! Like, seriously-"
"YES, we're all seeing the same thing, and no the giant bitch sitting in the street isn't some drug-induced hallucination. The Bitch Queen herself really did go all Supersize-Me, and is taking it out on the rest of us." Suzy sighed, peering out from around the wall of her family's house. It wasn't even 1:00PM yet and it already felt like it was night. Oh wait, it wasn't night. It just looked super-freakin' dark out because Mrs. Bossy Bitch and her huge fat gut were blotting out the sun!
"I still can't believe it... I must've inhaled too many fumes from yesterday's chemistry lab..." Her and Todd's mutual friend Beth whined, still sitting curled up in a fetal position."
"You two need to get your heads together! We can't just let that psycho Giga-Karen treat our families and friends like this! We should... we should call someone!"
"Like who? Who's going to believe us when we say there's a giant crazy lady treating our neighbors like slaves?" Todd mumbled, watching as his mom and dad were made to switch off with the Williams couple from down the street on foot-wash duty.
Suzy sighed and glared at her fellow high school senior.
"Uh, the police, you idiot? Or the fire department? There are people around to take care of emergencies! Maybe not... weirdo giant women. But emergencies all the same! And they don't need to believe what we say on the phone, Mrs. Cooper isn't exactly hard to miss. I'm pretty sure people on the other side of the city can see her."
"So... how do you propose we sneak out? The walls around our neighborhood are pretty high, and in case you didn't notice, Mrs. Cooper is currently blocking the only way out with her giant ass."
"What was that about my backside?"
"Eek!"
"Crap!"
"Shit!" The three teens cursed in unison as the giantess in question turned her head down to stare right at them.
Now, Suzy wasn't exactly known for keeping a cool head, not at school, not around her friends, and in general she was just a pretty hot-tempered person. Something that had gotten her in trouble rather frequently.
Like now, because at the worst time possible instead of keeping her mouth shut, she kept on digging herself deeper.
"I said you've got a giant ass, lady! An ass so massive it's literally filling the street. Both sides of it, in fact! I'd ask you to move, but you can't, not without sitting on someone's house. And between your big fat ass and that big fat gut I just don't think there's enough room for you here."
"...For the love of God, Suzy, shut up!" Beth hissed, before squealing in fright as one of Madeline's giant hands came down to snatch up the suddenly ashen-faced highschooler.
Credit where it was due, Madeline didn't immediately fly off the handle at the crude remarks. Maybe it was the anticipation of knowing she could do anything and get away with it. Maybe it was because she just hadn't decided what to do with the girl in her hand. Or maybe it was because she just couldn't believe that someone would DARE talk to her in such away.
"H-Hey, what the hell?!" Suzy squawked as Madeline deposited the blonde girl at the very peak of her mountainous belly some thirty feet above ground level.
"Now, now Suzy. I just want to make sure we're clear on one thing," Madeline boomed, causing Suzy to cover her ears while her friends and all the adults on the street watched on, frozen in fear. "Does this feel like flab to you? I'm a woman who tries her best to look after her figure, you know. Clearly, your parents haven't done a good job teaching you manners," Madeline grumbled, patting the taut surface of her enormously swollen belly.
"N-No, Mrs. Cooper." Suzy squeaked out, though quietly she wondered what the hell Madeline had eaten to get so, well, round. Seriously, it was like the woman had stuck a bicycle pump down her throat and just started pumping!
"Now, you just hang around there, missy, while I decide on what to do with you and your friends." Madeline stated, before picking up Todd and Beth and depositing them atop her gut as well.
If nothing else, at least the giantess's belly was so large that there was no shortage of surface area for them to stand on... even if it made for the weirdest 'ground' they'd ever been on.
"Ugh... this is so weird and creepy! It's like standing on top of an overinflated waterbed!" Beth whined, trying to stabilize herself atop the fleshy mountain and wincing at the discomforting sensation of the warm, bare flesh beneath her hands. Madeline's sweatpants, along with the rest of her clothes had grown with her, but that didn't change the fact that the giant woman's outfit was considerably ill-fitting. The waistband of her sweatpants had slipped down far enough thanks to her bulging belly that the waistband of her underwear could be seen, and the faded t-shirt she was wearing was riding up well past her navel.
"Hmm... first off, I think an apology is in order, don't you? I've put up with so much from all of you, especially you, Suzy, ever since my family moved here, and now I think it's high time that I taught you children some proper manners."
Todd fell back, sinking onto his backside and nearly falling into the large divot of Madeline's belly button as the massive woman shifted in place while Beth remained on her knees, frozen in fear. As for Suzy...
Well, she was about to learn that if you had nothing nice to say, it was better to just not say anything at all, because the next words out of her mouth were...
And she could certainly applaud the efforts of two of her neighbors, who'd had the idea to use brooms to better reach more surface area. Those rough bristles were just what was needed to really give the skin a good scrubbing! And here she'd been thinking that she might have to set a few examples, but to her pleasant surprise the neighborhood seemed to have bent the knee without any fuss!
Yes, life was good. Things were finally going her way, and-
Madeline's brow furrowed, her ears picking up the distinct sound of voices chattering off to the side of the street.
--------------------
"Is this... Is this really happening?"
"That's the sixth time you've asked that, Todd! I swear, that pot's fried your brains."
"Hey, I'm not high right now! It's a legitimate question! Like, seriously-"
"YES, we're all seeing the same thing, and no the giant bitch sitting in the street isn't some drug-induced hallucination. The Bitch Queen herself really did go all Supersize-Me, and is taking it out on the rest of us." Suzy sighed, peering out from around the wall of her family's house. It wasn't even 1:00PM yet and it already felt like it was night. Oh wait, it wasn't night. It just looked super-freakin' dark out because Mrs. Bossy Bitch and her huge fat gut were blotting out the sun!
"I still can't believe it... I must've inhaled too many fumes from yesterday's chemistry lab..." Her and Todd's mutual friend Beth whined, still sitting curled up in a fetal position."
"You two need to get your heads together! We can't just let that psycho Giga-Karen treat our families and friends like this! We should... we should call someone!"
"Like who? Who's going to believe us when we say there's a giant crazy lady treating our neighbors like slaves?" Todd mumbled, watching as his mom and dad were made to switch off with the Williams couple from down the street on foot-wash duty.
Suzy sighed and glared at her fellow high school senior.
"Uh, the police, you idiot? Or the fire department? There are people around to take care of emergencies! Maybe not... weirdo giant women. But emergencies all the same! And they don't need to believe what we say on the phone, Mrs. Cooper isn't exactly hard to miss. I'm pretty sure people on the other side of the city can see her."
"So... how do you propose we sneak out? The walls around our neighborhood are pretty high, and in case you didn't notice, Mrs. Cooper is currently blocking the only way out with her giant ass."
"What was that about my backside?"
"Eek!"
"Crap!"
"Shit!" The three teens cursed in unison as the giantess in question turned her head down to stare right at them.
Now, Suzy wasn't exactly known for keeping a cool head, not at school, not around her friends, and in general she was just a pretty hot-tempered person. Something that had gotten her in trouble rather frequently.
Like now, because at the worst time possible instead of keeping her mouth shut, she kept on digging herself deeper.
"I said you've got a giant ass, lady! An ass so massive it's literally filling the street. Both sides of it, in fact! I'd ask you to move, but you can't, not without sitting on someone's house. And between your big fat ass and that big fat gut I just don't think there's enough room for you here."
"...For the love of God, Suzy, shut up!" Beth hissed, before squealing in fright as one of Madeline's giant hands came down to snatch up the suddenly ashen-faced highschooler.
Credit where it was due, Madeline didn't immediately fly off the handle at the crude remarks. Maybe it was the anticipation of knowing she could do anything and get away with it. Maybe it was because she just hadn't decided what to do with the girl in her hand. Or maybe it was because she just couldn't believe that someone would DARE talk to her in such away.
"H-Hey, what the hell?!" Suzy squawked as Madeline deposited the blonde girl at the very peak of her mountainous belly some thirty feet above ground level.
"Now, now Suzy. I just want to make sure we're clear on one thing," Madeline boomed, causing Suzy to cover her ears while her friends and all the adults on the street watched on, frozen in fear. "Does this feel like flab to you? I'm a woman who tries her best to look after her figure, you know. Clearly, your parents haven't done a good job teaching you manners," Madeline grumbled, patting the taut surface of her enormously swollen belly.
"N-No, Mrs. Cooper." Suzy squeaked out, though quietly she wondered what the hell Madeline had eaten to get so, well, round. Seriously, it was like the woman had stuck a bicycle pump down her throat and just started pumping!
"Now, you just hang around there, missy, while I decide on what to do with you and your friends." Madeline stated, before picking up Todd and Beth and depositing them atop her gut as well.
If nothing else, at least the giantess's belly was so large that there was no shortage of surface area for them to stand on... even if it made for the weirdest 'ground' they'd ever been on.
"Ugh... this is so weird and creepy! It's like standing on top of an overinflated waterbed!" Beth whined, trying to stabilize herself atop the fleshy mountain and wincing at the discomforting sensation of the warm, bare flesh beneath her hands. Madeline's sweatpants, along with the rest of her clothes had grown with her, but that didn't change the fact that the giant woman's outfit was considerably ill-fitting. The waistband of her sweatpants had slipped down far enough thanks to her bulging belly that the waistband of her underwear could be seen, and the faded t-shirt she was wearing was riding up well past her navel.
"Hmm... first off, I think an apology is in order, don't you? I've put up with so much from all of you, especially you, Suzy, ever since my family moved here, and now I think it's high time that I taught you children some proper manners."
Todd fell back, sinking onto his backside and nearly falling into the large divot of Madeline's belly button as the massive woman shifted in place while Beth remained on her knees, frozen in fear. As for Suzy...
Well, she was about to learn that if you had nothing nice to say, it was better to just not say anything at all, because the next words out of her mouth were...
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