Flattery will apparently get you everywhere
Shrunk by Ace Attorney Girls - Definitive Edition
chapter 8
by
Ninten
"W-what!?" you say. If you were drinking something at that moment, you would've done the greatest spit-take ever.
"Hehe, I knew you'd react this way!" Ema said giggling to herself.
"What does this have to do with my IQ?" you ask, trying to get out of this potentially dangerous situation.
"Good question! This will test if you're thinking clearly right now! There are many right answers, so give it your best guess, hehe!" Ema explained.
Shoot, there wasn't any getting out of this one.
What did she mean by if I was thinking clearly? I should try to flatter her, right? That's what girls like, right? you thought.
"Are you ready?" Ema asks with a huge grin on her face. She was enjoying this, wasn't she?
"Alright..." you say.
"86-60-86?" you cringe, lowering your face. Hopefully that was flattering enough without sounding too phony. If you offended her then who knows what she could do to you.
You wait for a response from Ema...
"Pahahahahahahaha! Oh man, that was great! You're funny little guy. Well I guess you passed that test with flying colors!" Ema shouts enthusiastically. "Clearly you weren't dumb enough to say something that stupid, so your brain must be working fine! Hahaha... Oh man, 86-60...that's rich..." Ema trailed off laughing to herself at you ridiculous answer.
Truthfully, you read those measurements on some ideal women's body size ad or something.
You give a huge sigh of relief and fall into a sitting position on Ema's desk, and wait for her to stop laughing.
"Hehe, okay little guy, I'm done, I'm done." Ema says as she wipes a tear from her intense laughter from her eye.
"So..." Ema says.
"Hehe, I knew you'd react this way!" Ema said giggling to herself.
"What does this have to do with my IQ?" you ask, trying to get out of this potentially dangerous situation.
"Good question! This will test if you're thinking clearly right now! There are many right answers, so give it your best guess, hehe!" Ema explained.
Shoot, there wasn't any getting out of this one.
What did she mean by if I was thinking clearly? I should try to flatter her, right? That's what girls like, right? you thought.
"Are you ready?" Ema asks with a huge grin on her face. She was enjoying this, wasn't she?
"Alright..." you say.
"86-60-86?" you cringe, lowering your face. Hopefully that was flattering enough without sounding too phony. If you offended her then who knows what she could do to you.
You wait for a response from Ema...
"Pahahahahahahaha! Oh man, that was great! You're funny little guy. Well I guess you passed that test with flying colors!" Ema shouts enthusiastically. "Clearly you weren't dumb enough to say something that stupid, so your brain must be working fine! Hahaha... Oh man, 86-60...that's rich..." Ema trailed off laughing to herself at you ridiculous answer.
Truthfully, you read those measurements on some ideal women's body size ad or something.
You give a huge sigh of relief and fall into a sitting position on Ema's desk, and wait for her to stop laughing.
"Hehe, okay little guy, I'm done, I'm done." Ema says as she wipes a tear from her intense laughter from her eye.
"So..." Ema says.
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