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The giant woman, who looked no older than 30, approached you slowly. You saw her stop and scrunch her face as the vile smell of urine must have reached her nose. She was about to turn around to head back into her restaurant when you began to run around and wave your hands, which made her bend down and reach towards your general direction.
‘ ¡Pensé que había exterminado a todas estas malditas cucarachas!’ (I thought I had all of these fucking cockroaches exterminated!). Although it’s what you wanted to happen, you were startled at the colossal woman reaching towards you, her hand raised in the air, ready to splat you like a bug. You screamed as loud as you could.
‘FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!’ You screamed as her hand came towards you at a high speed. You remained crouched, ready to be splat but it never came. You looked up to see her giant hand frozen in the air above you. You saw her eye staring at you through the gap between two of her fingers.
‘DID COCKROACH SAY ENGLISH?’ You heard the giant say in the most broken english you have ever heard.
She poked her head around her hand and smiled at you.
‘Hello, I’m from America and I came on this trip for spring break, but then I shrank and ran into the alley and now i’m here, I guess?’ The woman smiled and laughed, she quite obviously had no idea what you were saying. Before you could say anything else, the woman’s building size fingers plucked you up from the puddle of piss you stood in and she headed back into the restaurant.
The woman set you down on the chopping board, around some onions and garlic, the pure stench of the worktop made you cringe but you didn’t care since you felt safer than before. The woman sat on a stool and stared at you, which led to further conversation. ‘So you from America?’ The giant asked, almost excitedly. ‘I love America, the buildings very nice and the people very good. Y mi te ves sabrosa!’ (And my do you look tasty!). She began to laugh and you nervously giggled along, not knowing exactly what you’re laughing about.
She turned around and began to prepare vegetables in a pot, meanwhile something in your gut told you that something was wrong…
‘ ¡Pensé que había exterminado a todas estas malditas cucarachas!’ (I thought I had all of these fucking cockroaches exterminated!). Although it’s what you wanted to happen, you were startled at the colossal woman reaching towards you, her hand raised in the air, ready to splat you like a bug. You screamed as loud as you could.
‘FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!’ You screamed as her hand came towards you at a high speed. You remained crouched, ready to be splat but it never came. You looked up to see her giant hand frozen in the air above you. You saw her eye staring at you through the gap between two of her fingers.
‘DID COCKROACH SAY ENGLISH?’ You heard the giant say in the most broken english you have ever heard.
She poked her head around her hand and smiled at you.
‘Hello, I’m from America and I came on this trip for spring break, but then I shrank and ran into the alley and now i’m here, I guess?’ The woman smiled and laughed, she quite obviously had no idea what you were saying. Before you could say anything else, the woman’s building size fingers plucked you up from the puddle of piss you stood in and she headed back into the restaurant.
The woman set you down on the chopping board, around some onions and garlic, the pure stench of the worktop made you cringe but you didn’t care since you felt safer than before. The woman sat on a stool and stared at you, which led to further conversation. ‘So you from America?’ The giant asked, almost excitedly. ‘I love America, the buildings very nice and the people very good. Y mi te ves sabrosa!’ (And my do you look tasty!). She began to laugh and you nervously giggled along, not knowing exactly what you’re laughing about.
She turned around and began to prepare vegetables in a pot, meanwhile something in your gut told you that something was wrong…
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May 29, 2023
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