Kyle
When the Anthros Came to Town
chapter 10
by
copier
· original author:
redhurricane
Elise was too big. You were much too scared of her to do anything to tell her. Kyle was the best bet. As you run up to Kyle, you have to dodge the ankylosaurus's clubbed tail. You begin to rethink your options when Kyle steps on a mailbox by mistake. "Kyle!" yells Elise. "Watch where you're going." "Duh, sorry Elise."
Oh brother, you forgot Kyle was the dumbest cop on the force. But still, Elise was so big she probably wouldn't see you, and you didn't know how she felt about humans. As Kyle swings his tail again, you jump on the club and climb up his spiky back. You run up to Kyle's, well, if he had ears. "Kyle!" you yell. "Kyle!" Kyle lets out a confused mutter and reaches into his pocket, taking out a device like a wiretap. "Duh. Hello? Hello?" Unbelievable. Not only did he mistake you for his radio, but he mistook a wiretap for his radio. What an idiot.
"Kyle! I'm up here!" Kyle turns his eye and finally sees you. "Duh," he says. "Alan? I didn't know you was a parrot anthro." You slap yourself in the face. Oh brother. What an idiot. "Kyle, listen carefully. There's going to be trouble in Coalton Shores." "Duh, trouble. You mean j-walkers. We ain't had those for months." "Terrorists!" "Is it Halloween already? I gotta go buy some candy." You slap yourself in the face. You just had to choose the big dummy. "Kyle. Sapphira and her goon squad are going to attack the town tonight."
Suddenly Kyle's eye popped. He was dumb but he wasn't stupid enough that he wouldn't recognize the threat of Sapphira. "Duh, this is serious. Come with me Alan. Elise! I'm taking a break!" With that Kyle stomps off carrying you. Where does he take you?
Oh brother, you forgot Kyle was the dumbest cop on the force. But still, Elise was so big she probably wouldn't see you, and you didn't know how she felt about humans. As Kyle swings his tail again, you jump on the club and climb up his spiky back. You run up to Kyle's, well, if he had ears. "Kyle!" you yell. "Kyle!" Kyle lets out a confused mutter and reaches into his pocket, taking out a device like a wiretap. "Duh. Hello? Hello?" Unbelievable. Not only did he mistake you for his radio, but he mistook a wiretap for his radio. What an idiot.
"Kyle! I'm up here!" Kyle turns his eye and finally sees you. "Duh," he says. "Alan? I didn't know you was a parrot anthro." You slap yourself in the face. Oh brother. What an idiot. "Kyle, listen carefully. There's going to be trouble in Coalton Shores." "Duh, trouble. You mean j-walkers. We ain't had those for months." "Terrorists!" "Is it Halloween already? I gotta go buy some candy." You slap yourself in the face. You just had to choose the big dummy. "Kyle. Sapphira and her goon squad are going to attack the town tonight."
Suddenly Kyle's eye popped. He was dumb but he wasn't stupid enough that he wouldn't recognize the threat of Sapphira. "Duh, this is serious. Come with me Alan. Elise! I'm taking a break!" With that Kyle stomps off carrying you. Where does he take you?
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