Girls and dolls...
Tiny Way Of Life
chapter 20
by
copier
· original author:
matheson
Jenny drops you off next to your Jet, then wanders off to pick out some outfits with Mandy. You put your face in your hands; they are probably picking out an outfit for you. You use the time to catch back up with your son. He seems relatively well-adjusted, all things considered. "It wasn't that bad, dad. It's warm and wet, and Jenny really likes it when I'm in there." "Jet", you say. "It's... I just..." You don't even know where to start. You sigh, "look, Jet..."
The girls interrupt your conversation, walking back with the ugliest dress you've ever seen. "Try this one on daddy-doll!" Jenny says enthusiastically. "No way in hel... heck", you say. Mandy kneels down at you, "come on, Mr. McMinor it's really pretttyyy." You cross your arms, "No."
The girls look at one another almost knowingly, then Mandy grabs you with her hands and holds you down as Jenny slips the dress over you. They then let go and giggle as they watch you get back to your feet. "He's so CUTE", Mandy says. "You could be a princess, daddy", Jenny agrees.
"What else do you have?" Jenny asks as they walk back to their doll clothes pile. You tug the dress off and kick it to the side in contempt. You see that Jet is still wearing his. "Come on Jet, you don't have to wear that ridiculous thing." Jet stares at you with a 'deer in the headlights' look. "I-It's okay" he says softly. "Aw! He took the dress off" Mandy says, upset. "Sorry girls, I don't do dresses", You say firmly.
~~~~~
Five minutes later, you find yourself in bell-bottom jeans and a red tank top which stops short of your belly-button. You'd rip it to shreds if they hadn't taped your midsection, pinning your arms to your sides. Though you've never heard of them before, you've developed a new-found hatred for these 'Bratz' dolls and their skimpy clothing styles. You look over to Jet, poor guy also got the tape treatment. 'Collateral damage', you think.
The girls hold their hands to their face at how cute you are, even Jet laughs a little bit (until you shoot him a stare of death, that is). Mandy looks to Jenny and says, I think the dollies are all ready to play now. Mandy then walks over and scoops you two up and takes you to her full doll-house playset.
Mandy places you in a bed upstairs with one of her dolls, and sets Jet in a chair downstairs at the dining room table. "Time to read the newspaper" Mandy says, trying her best to imitate a man's voice as she shoves a fake newspaper into his face. Jenny kneels down and picks up the female doll laying next to you. "Steve, you need to get up and go to work. Dr. Whats-his-face is going to kick your butt if you're late again." Sounds like Jenny has been listening in on you and your wife in the mornings.
She then puts the doll down and picks you up. "Yes dear", she says, imitating your voice. You are dragged out of the dollhouse and placed in a pink toy car. You look back to see Jet, being jumbled around as Mandy plays with him. Suddenly, your head whips back into the seat as Jenny starts pushing the car around. You zoom around the room erratically while she makes car sounds.
You endure the girls playing with you for about an hour until your wife shows up. The girls stop what they are doing when they hear, "Steve? Jet? What are you two doing here? and...", she laughs, "what are you doing in those clothes?" Jenny drops you onto the floor and runs over to hug your mom. You roll yourself on to your back and get up to face your wife. "It's a long story", you say. "The only thing i'd like right now is to get out of these clothes. I'll explain everything when we get home." She nods her head but still looks confused. "Okay, we can go whenever you're ready. I honestly thought you were taking Jet on one of those 'survival expeditions' in the yard again. Can't wait to hear the explaination for this, though."
Your wife waits in the living room while Jenny peels the tape off of you and Jet and gives the doll clothes back to Mandy. When Jenny walks out, holding you and Jet in her closed fists, Angela doesn't notice the lack of clothing. All the better, since you really don't feel like talking about what happened until you get a stiff drink in your hand.
As you leave the leave the house, Mandy's mother follows you out slightly then says. "It was nice having you over, Steve. You should visit more often." You agree, and wave goodbye. When she is out of sight, Angela shoots you a nasty glare. "It's not what you think!" you plead with her. "Uh-huh..." she says lowly and opens the door for Jenny. As she fastens Jenny's seatbelt, she tells her to look after you and Jet during the drive. She then gets into the drivers seat, cranks the radio up to her usual deafening roar, and drives home.
What happens next?
The girls interrupt your conversation, walking back with the ugliest dress you've ever seen. "Try this one on daddy-doll!" Jenny says enthusiastically. "No way in hel... heck", you say. Mandy kneels down at you, "come on, Mr. McMinor it's really pretttyyy." You cross your arms, "No."
The girls look at one another almost knowingly, then Mandy grabs you with her hands and holds you down as Jenny slips the dress over you. They then let go and giggle as they watch you get back to your feet. "He's so CUTE", Mandy says. "You could be a princess, daddy", Jenny agrees.
"What else do you have?" Jenny asks as they walk back to their doll clothes pile. You tug the dress off and kick it to the side in contempt. You see that Jet is still wearing his. "Come on Jet, you don't have to wear that ridiculous thing." Jet stares at you with a 'deer in the headlights' look. "I-It's okay" he says softly. "Aw! He took the dress off" Mandy says, upset. "Sorry girls, I don't do dresses", You say firmly.
~~~~~
Five minutes later, you find yourself in bell-bottom jeans and a red tank top which stops short of your belly-button. You'd rip it to shreds if they hadn't taped your midsection, pinning your arms to your sides. Though you've never heard of them before, you've developed a new-found hatred for these 'Bratz' dolls and their skimpy clothing styles. You look over to Jet, poor guy also got the tape treatment. 'Collateral damage', you think.
The girls hold their hands to their face at how cute you are, even Jet laughs a little bit (until you shoot him a stare of death, that is). Mandy looks to Jenny and says, I think the dollies are all ready to play now. Mandy then walks over and scoops you two up and takes you to her full doll-house playset.
Mandy places you in a bed upstairs with one of her dolls, and sets Jet in a chair downstairs at the dining room table. "Time to read the newspaper" Mandy says, trying her best to imitate a man's voice as she shoves a fake newspaper into his face. Jenny kneels down and picks up the female doll laying next to you. "Steve, you need to get up and go to work. Dr. Whats-his-face is going to kick your butt if you're late again." Sounds like Jenny has been listening in on you and your wife in the mornings.
She then puts the doll down and picks you up. "Yes dear", she says, imitating your voice. You are dragged out of the dollhouse and placed in a pink toy car. You look back to see Jet, being jumbled around as Mandy plays with him. Suddenly, your head whips back into the seat as Jenny starts pushing the car around. You zoom around the room erratically while she makes car sounds.
You endure the girls playing with you for about an hour until your wife shows up. The girls stop what they are doing when they hear, "Steve? Jet? What are you two doing here? and...", she laughs, "what are you doing in those clothes?" Jenny drops you onto the floor and runs over to hug your mom. You roll yourself on to your back and get up to face your wife. "It's a long story", you say. "The only thing i'd like right now is to get out of these clothes. I'll explain everything when we get home." She nods her head but still looks confused. "Okay, we can go whenever you're ready. I honestly thought you were taking Jet on one of those 'survival expeditions' in the yard again. Can't wait to hear the explaination for this, though."
Your wife waits in the living room while Jenny peels the tape off of you and Jet and gives the doll clothes back to Mandy. When Jenny walks out, holding you and Jet in her closed fists, Angela doesn't notice the lack of clothing. All the better, since you really don't feel like talking about what happened until you get a stiff drink in your hand.
As you leave the leave the house, Mandy's mother follows you out slightly then says. "It was nice having you over, Steve. You should visit more often." You agree, and wave goodbye. When she is out of sight, Angela shoots you a nasty glare. "It's not what you think!" you plead with her. "Uh-huh..." she says lowly and opens the door for Jenny. As she fastens Jenny's seatbelt, she tells her to look after you and Jet during the drive. She then gets into the drivers seat, cranks the radio up to her usual deafening roar, and drives home.
What happens next?
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