Ed goes first
The Ravénous Café
chapter 9
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Ash, Gary and Edward Elric were on the huge plate. Ash and Gary were having a huge argument with each other, and Edward Elric was trying to do alchemy to get away. However, Edward couldn't do any alchemy with just one arm. Edward also didn't have his auto-mail leg either, making it impossible for the alchemist to escape his fate. Bunny put the whole tray on the table, and went off to serve another table.
"Okay, you two..." said Washu. "stop fighting now. I hate eating people who argue all the time"
Jon's eyes went wide. "Um...did you ever eat someone before?"
"Yes" said Washu. "In my 20,000 years, I've visited a number of planets. One planet, Micron, has the smallest people on it...just 4 to 10 inches high and they make excellent eating...of course, the little buggers are immune to stomach acids...but it was fun feeling a tiny man squirming in my belly"
Mircon? Jon had never heard of that planet...it wasn't in any anime or any other form of media.
"Now...who should I eat first?" asked Washu.
Ash and Gary was pointing to each other, and Ed was trying to hide behind the two trainers. All three boys were naked, and Jon adverted his eyes...he didn't want to see three anime boys naked...if it was three naked anime babes, then he would look.
"Let's start with the smallest one" said Washu, grabbing Edward.
"Hey, I'm taller than those two!" yelled Ed, who always hated being called small.
"With both feet maybe" said Ash in an undertone.
"Sorry, Mr. Elric" said Washu. "but I'm hungry. See you later"
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