A Very Titillating Conversation
The Ravénous Café
chapter 8
by
copier
· original author:
fearboy
Jon tapped his fingers against the table and looked nervously over at Washu, whom was leaning forward looking at him intently. The awkward feeling in the air made it hard for Jon to think of anything to say to the scantily clad scientist. What do you say to someone that you’ve joined for a dinner that consisted of Pokemon trainers, alchemists and ninja turtles?
“So Washu,” Jon said, and then stopped talking, that was all he could think to say. He couldn’t talk about him or she could be tipped off that he knew her from Tenchi Muyo. So, that left the only her personal life to talk about.
“I guess you must like guys because you only ordered males from the menu,” Jon said with a chuckle, rubbing his head uneasily as he tried to think of some conversation. Washu’s grin broadened and she leaned closer to Jon to whisper something in his ear.
“The truth is, I don’t really care about the gender of my meal. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m not partial to having just one gender inside me. I’ll do anyone, male, female or even a little bit of both. I love being filled, either by a handsome boy or a sexy girl. I just love feeling flesh against mine, nothing is better then being intimate with another person.”
“I suppose the only thing you won’t eat are animals. I guess you draw the lines at bestiality?” Jon joked, trying to lighten the mood. He didn’t miss the double innuendoes that Washu was using. He tried not to think of what Washu was insinuating, but he couldn’t keep out the images of Washu being ‘intimate’ with some guy or girl. Washu noticed that she was making Jon nervous. She grinned and went in for the kill.
“Of coarse I draw the line at animals, but since I meet so many aliens, it’s hard to tell which are animals or sentient beings. I’ve got to tell you, I’ve been with my share of furry, four-legged aliens, with things hanging out the size of your arm.” Jon was nearly to the point of fainting now. God, this was so embarrassing. He was saved from another racy fact about Washu thanks to the sudden arrival of Bunny with a huge tray.
“I’m having some trouble getting all your meals on the plate so I’ll give you the first half now and come back with the rest when your finished. Is that alright, ma’am?” Bunny said with a pout. Some of the meals were putting up a huge fight and she couldn’t get them all on the plate.
“It’s okay, just give me what you got. I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse.” Jon sulked and held his face in his hands, struggling not to think of what that would look like. He looked up in time to see Bunny lift the top of the plate up.
“So Washu,” Jon said, and then stopped talking, that was all he could think to say. He couldn’t talk about him or she could be tipped off that he knew her from Tenchi Muyo. So, that left the only her personal life to talk about.
“I guess you must like guys because you only ordered males from the menu,” Jon said with a chuckle, rubbing his head uneasily as he tried to think of some conversation. Washu’s grin broadened and she leaned closer to Jon to whisper something in his ear.
“The truth is, I don’t really care about the gender of my meal. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m not partial to having just one gender inside me. I’ll do anyone, male, female or even a little bit of both. I love being filled, either by a handsome boy or a sexy girl. I just love feeling flesh against mine, nothing is better then being intimate with another person.”
“I suppose the only thing you won’t eat are animals. I guess you draw the lines at bestiality?” Jon joked, trying to lighten the mood. He didn’t miss the double innuendoes that Washu was using. He tried not to think of what Washu was insinuating, but he couldn’t keep out the images of Washu being ‘intimate’ with some guy or girl. Washu noticed that she was making Jon nervous. She grinned and went in for the kill.
“Of coarse I draw the line at animals, but since I meet so many aliens, it’s hard to tell which are animals or sentient beings. I’ve got to tell you, I’ve been with my share of furry, four-legged aliens, with things hanging out the size of your arm.” Jon was nearly to the point of fainting now. God, this was so embarrassing. He was saved from another racy fact about Washu thanks to the sudden arrival of Bunny with a huge tray.
“I’m having some trouble getting all your meals on the plate so I’ll give you the first half now and come back with the rest when your finished. Is that alright, ma’am?” Bunny said with a pout. Some of the meals were putting up a huge fight and she couldn’t get them all on the plate.
“It’s okay, just give me what you got. I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse.” Jon sulked and held his face in his hands, struggling not to think of what that would look like. He looked up in time to see Bunny lift the top of the plate up.
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