P.O.D. (Pissed Off Dog!)
The Ravénous Café
chapter 8
by
copier
· original author:
aerodeth
"Welcome to Ravénous Café, the only pla-"
"WIND SCAR!!!"
Before Jon could greet the first person to enter through the door, a huge lightning-like tornado came storming through the door and toward his direction!
"AAHH!!" out of instinct, Jon jumped out of the way BARELY able to escape the blast that ripped through the café. The empty seats and tables in a 50 foot radius behind him wasnt so lucky... and yet the fellow customers simply turned their heads as if it was nothing!
While Jon was questioning in his mind why exactly no one else actually cared that they were almost split in half, he listening to hard heavy breathing about a couple inches away from his face...
He turned to his to see angry yellow eyes staring into his soul! "WHOA!" Jon jumped back and got a good look of his next potential customer. A bruised and battered man with yellowish eyes, long white hair with cute little dog-ears sticking out the top, wearing a big red Gi clothes with parachute pants meaning that he's either of the Far East... or a big MC Hammer fan!
Hey, that's Inuyasha... wait, aint he dead? I mean those Disney girls did things to him that would even make Jeffery Dahmer wanna puke!
"How did you-"
"DONT ASK!!" the angry dog-boy roared at Jon! Chances are it might not have been an easy escape, what with the scars across his body, cuts across his face, fingernails sticking out his back, blood leaking out his mouth, and a couple of hairs falling off his head. Whatever happened to him, must have been 'A Whole New World'... of Hurt!
Although Inuyasha didnt say anything, Jon knew what was on his mind. And that was revenge. But revenge on who?! He couldnt kill Jon, it's not HIS fault! He only greets the customers... kill the bunny-girl! SHE took the order!
Just then, the dog-boy showed sudden interest in this place. He looked on the menu and seen various names all across at exceptionally low prices.
"Wait a second... I heard things about this place. Is it true that ANYONE can be on the menu?" he asked Jon.
"That's right," Jon nodded, "Anyone."
"Anyone, eh??" Inuyasha raised his eyebrow in intrigue as a devious smirk appeared on his face. Fearing the worst, Jon corrected himself, "OH! Uh... that is... anyone... except for employees! They are off limits because... you know, they serve the food!"
Actually, that's not true! NO ONE is off limits. Not even the mysterious Management... but godforbid whoever has the balls to order him/her!
Luckily, Inuyasha allready had his lunch planned out in his head. "In that case.. I want every damn Disney girl you got in this damn café! And I want 'em all shrunk, so I can do EXACTLY what they did to me!" then he lowered his head and whispered, "except for a few certain things..."
Jon gritted his teeth when he heard that! Oh man, of all the things the hungry half-demon would wanna eat..
"Uh.. sorry man!" Jon shivered a little as he explained, "But just last night we had a special 'all you can eat' on Disney girls. And apparently, some white-haired freak with a moon on his forehead ate the last one we had.. I think his name is Sessho-" he immediately stopped in mid-sentence because he remembered the certain relationship between the two customers, "-Jerry."
Inuyasha groaned in disappointment, "Ughh.. so there's NONE left?" Jon thought for a bit... maybe, JUST maybe the café mightve held out on one or two just in case of emergencies! Like THIS one!
"You know, I think we might have one left in the back somewhere. I'll have to check."
"Make it quick!" dog-boy demanded.
"WIND SCAR!!!"
Before Jon could greet the first person to enter through the door, a huge lightning-like tornado came storming through the door and toward his direction!
"AAHH!!" out of instinct, Jon jumped out of the way BARELY able to escape the blast that ripped through the café. The empty seats and tables in a 50 foot radius behind him wasnt so lucky... and yet the fellow customers simply turned their heads as if it was nothing!
While Jon was questioning in his mind why exactly no one else actually cared that they were almost split in half, he listening to hard heavy breathing about a couple inches away from his face...
He turned to his to see angry yellow eyes staring into his soul! "WHOA!" Jon jumped back and got a good look of his next potential customer. A bruised and battered man with yellowish eyes, long white hair with cute little dog-ears sticking out the top, wearing a big red Gi clothes with parachute pants meaning that he's either of the Far East... or a big MC Hammer fan!
Hey, that's Inuyasha... wait, aint he dead? I mean those Disney girls did things to him that would even make Jeffery Dahmer wanna puke!
"How did you-"
"DONT ASK!!" the angry dog-boy roared at Jon! Chances are it might not have been an easy escape, what with the scars across his body, cuts across his face, fingernails sticking out his back, blood leaking out his mouth, and a couple of hairs falling off his head. Whatever happened to him, must have been 'A Whole New World'... of Hurt!
Although Inuyasha didnt say anything, Jon knew what was on his mind. And that was revenge. But revenge on who?! He couldnt kill Jon, it's not HIS fault! He only greets the customers... kill the bunny-girl! SHE took the order!
Just then, the dog-boy showed sudden interest in this place. He looked on the menu and seen various names all across at exceptionally low prices.
"Wait a second... I heard things about this place. Is it true that ANYONE can be on the menu?" he asked Jon.
"That's right," Jon nodded, "Anyone."
"Anyone, eh??" Inuyasha raised his eyebrow in intrigue as a devious smirk appeared on his face. Fearing the worst, Jon corrected himself, "OH! Uh... that is... anyone... except for employees! They are off limits because... you know, they serve the food!"
Actually, that's not true! NO ONE is off limits. Not even the mysterious Management... but godforbid whoever has the balls to order him/her!
Luckily, Inuyasha allready had his lunch planned out in his head. "In that case.. I want every damn Disney girl you got in this damn café! And I want 'em all shrunk, so I can do EXACTLY what they did to me!" then he lowered his head and whispered, "except for a few certain things..."
Jon gritted his teeth when he heard that! Oh man, of all the things the hungry half-demon would wanna eat..
"Uh.. sorry man!" Jon shivered a little as he explained, "But just last night we had a special 'all you can eat' on Disney girls. And apparently, some white-haired freak with a moon on his forehead ate the last one we had.. I think his name is Sessho-" he immediately stopped in mid-sentence because he remembered the certain relationship between the two customers, "-Jerry."
Inuyasha groaned in disappointment, "Ughh.. so there's NONE left?" Jon thought for a bit... maybe, JUST maybe the café mightve held out on one or two just in case of emergencies! Like THIS one!
"You know, I think we might have one left in the back somewhere. I'll have to check."
"Make it quick!" dog-boy demanded.
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