The Genre That Took over Anime
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 8
by
copier
· original author:
erik
The first thing that Naota noticed was that he was on a hard, flat surface. Some sixth sense told the twelve-year old that he was lying on a stone floor. The second thing Naota noticed was the temperature. It was just comfortable enough to not wear winter clothing.
Naota opened his eyes to see that he was in some kind of library. There were aisles and aisles of old ruined books. It looked as if the room hadn't been used for hundreds, if not, thousands of years. There was moss and vines everywhere. The roof was crumbling as well with several holes to reveal a cloudless night. Two moons were clearly visible in the night sky. Each of the moons were perhaps one fourth the size of Earth's own moon.
Naota blinked and looked around. Lying next to him was Haruko a few feet away. The pink-haired alien menace appeared to be sleeping. Next to Haruko was that odd government agent along with his lieutenant. And, finally, the last two people next to Kitsurubami were Ninamori and Mamimi.
"I did it!" cried a triumphant voice.
At the sound of the gleeful voice the other people in the room awoke, sitting bold upright. The six were inside an elaborate large circle with mythical symbols written on the outside.
"Who the fuck calibrated that transport?" asked Haruko. "Feels like my innards spent a wild week in Vegas"
"Yeah...." said Amarao. "I know the feeling, Raharu"
"Where are we?" asked Ninamori.
"Welcome, outlanders!" said that same cheerful voice. "Welcome to the kingdom of Daanataria....or, rather, what's left of it"
The speaker was a young man in what looked like purple robes. He had a rather handsome face with a mustache. His hair was the color of fire. The purple robes had a pattern of moon and stars on the sleeves. The man had been sitting on the floor a few feet away from the circle.
"Who's the cosplayer?" asked Haruko climbing to her feet. She gasped when she saw that she wasn't wearing her own clothes but some kind of leather armor. Haruko looked down at herself and grimaced.
"Oh no...." said Haruko. "We're in a fucking isekai?!"
"A what?" asked Naota.
"This looks like a set-up for an isekai story" said Haruko. "Where characters are transported to another world, usually a fantasy filled with swords and sorcery"
"Err..." said the man in the robes. "Ah...allow me to introduce myself. I am known far and wide as Wiorth the Magnificent, wizard extraordinaire! Formerly the court wizard of the good King Sadafa and his lovely wife, the Queen Edelgard"
"Queen Edelgard, eh?" mumbled Haruko.
"Yeah, Queen Edelgard, who did absolutely nothing wrong in Fòd....err, I mean, .......anyway, there has been a nasty coup d'état that threatens our very world" said Wiorth.
"A coup d'état?" asked Naota.
"Look, can someone please explain what's happening here?" asked Mamimi.
"Yeah, and I would like to know the location of our clothes" said Ninamori who was wearing the robes of what looked like a cleric.
Haruko sighed. "Is this the kind of isekai where we are way too overpowered that we might as well be gods? Oh! Oh! Can I be a god in this land instead? I always wanted others to bow before me and do my bidding. Oh! I know! Can I be a dark lord?! I wanna be an all-powerful dark lord just like Sauron! Instead of a dark lord you would have a queen!"
Everyone in the room sweatdropped at Haruko's little speech. In truth, not one of the characters knew what Haruko was talking about.
Wiorth looked totally dumbfounded for a few minutes before regaining his compuser. The wizard cleared his throat loudly.
"This is hardly the time to discuss such things" said Wiorth. "And, anyway, being a dark lord isn't the goal for most ....travelers from another land"
"Overlord did the dark lord route" pouted Haruko sounding genuinely sad.
"Fortunately, there's no subplot involving lizard men in this story" said Wiorth in a quiet voice.
"Don't be such a downer!" said Haruko running out of the circle and putting an arm around Wiorth. "I'm sure the readers will enjoy a hot lizard woman being impregnated by a nice, strong lizard man....which always confused me. I thought lizards laid eggs and the males come over to...."
"Alright, alright!" yelled a completely mortified Ninamori blushing away like a fire. "We don't really need to know how lizards mate"
"And we're going way off-topic" said Wiorth. "So no more breaking the fourth wall, okay?"
"You were the one who bought up lizards and your Fire Emblem waifu" said Haruko.
"Can we get back on track here?" asked Amarao.
"You know there's another Edelgard....in an isekai as a matter of fact" said Wiorth. "Eyebrows is right, let's get back on track here"
"Hey, my name is Amarao" said Amarao, while Haruko cackled.
Wiorth took several deep breaths to calm himself.
"Okay, the coup d'état was the work of...." started Wiorth.
"You didn't answer my question about me being a dark lord, though" said Haruko. "I'm most certainly not hero material"
"Okay, look" said Wiorth. "This is a fan fiction where characters can do whatever I want. If I say you're A hero----"
Haruko glared at Wiorth and rushed at him. Haruko reached for her bass which was strapped to her back. Wiorth blinked at the rushing Haruko and waved a hand while muttering a spell under his breath. The spell, whatever it had been, had no effect on Haruko.
"Oh, looks like I made my saving throw" said Haruko with glee as she proceeded to bash her bass across the face of Wiorth. Wiorth was sent careening down an aisle of books. Wiorth knocked over shelves of books as he went backwards right to the wall on the far end of the room. Wiorth smacked into the wall and was knocked silly.
"Don't tell me what I am and what I'm not" said Haruko.
"Calm down, Haruko" said Naota.
Before Wiorth or Haruko could reply, a total of twenty soldiers entered the room. They were all dressed in chain armor. Once the soldiers surrounded the circle and the room in general, a rather beautiful woman entered the room. The beautiful woman was dressed all in black and was wearing an elaborate necklace around her neck. The woman had grey eyes. As she walked towards the circle in the middle of the room, Wiorth was being revieved by one of the soldiers.
"Wiorth, you should've left Daanataria" said the women in a silky smooth voice after she had surveyed each and every one of the newcomers.
"Who is this?" asked Kitsurubami.
"She's the one that staged the coup d'état" said Wiorth walking towards the woman with two soldiers following him at a distance. "She's simply known as the Black Witch"
"Coup d'état?" asked the Black Witch. "Is that what he told you? It was nothing of the sort. The king and queen died in a legitimate tragic accident. I had nothing to do with the accident whatsoever"
"Don't trust her" said Wiorth.
Haruko wasn't paying any attention to what was being said. Instead it looked as if she was reading something invisible to the others.
"What are you doing?" asked Naota.
"Looking at my status screen" said Haruko. "Well....that's appropriate at least. I'm a bard....interesting class"
"What are you....?" asked Naota as he noticed that his companions were also reading something invisible in front of them. The young lad was about to ask something when he noticed what looked like an icon at the bottom of his vision. He reached out with his hand and touched the icon. As soon as Naota did, the icon expanded into a heads-up display. The HUD showed all of his stats which included his class. Naota blinked as he looked at his class. He was a thief.
"I'm a thief" said Naota in an even voice.
"I'm a cleric" said Ninamori.
"A ranger" said Kitsurubami.
"I'm a fighter" said Amarao.
"And I'm a sorceress" said Mamimi.
"That's settled then" said the Black Witch.
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