The tasty conspiracy
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 7
by
copier
· original author:
somedude248
The ruffling coming from the woods was the first clue that he wasn't alone. Someone, whoever it was, had journeyed into the woods as well. Looking down, he gasped.
It was a woman.
A blonde woman, huffing as she looked around, mumbling, her plain black kimono keeping her hidden, unlike the very large fan on her back.
"Where is that idiot? It figures that the Kazekage keeps sending me to deal with the same insider, for the same assignment. I don't care how secret this needs to be or if the other diplomats think it's immoral. Let THEM camp out in the woods for a change!"
That was Temari of the sand, a diplomat. What in the world was she doing here? And what was all this talk of immoral?
"Do you have any idea how troublesome it is to get these documents?"
Shikamaru? What had he stumbled upon?
"Oh, what's wrong? I thought you enjoyed our little dates."
It was Shikamaru. Only he would huff that way, as he threw several pages of documents to the ground. Naruto looked closer, curious and concerned as to what was being said.
Unfortunately, a primal growling interrupted his train of though. He was lucky it remained unheard in the dead night of the forest, but the mere appearance of a woman, especially one as seemingly supple and tasty as Temari, bought his cravings to the forefront.
"It's the same deal as last month, right? These are the assignments of all the major Kohana cells and their current locations, their future deployments, and most importantly, their rosters. Now where's the money?"
Naruto's eyes widened. Shikamaru was selling Kohana military secrets for cash! This had the potential to shake the entire village to its core if word got out.
"Right here," Temari answered, dumping what appeared to be gold coins at his feet. "The Kazekage considers this important. Sunagakure still doesn't fully trust any other villages, and it's information like this that keeps the warmongers in check."
"Sure it does," Shikamaru answered, walking off. "I just want to make sure that there's no more wars. Too troublesome. You remember not to leave until morning so you have an alibi. It'll look too obvious if you try to sneak out at night."
"Oh, but aren't you going to stay here?" Temari sultrily asked, clinging to his arm. "It's dark, and it gets cold in the forest at night, you know."
Oblivious to the subtext, Shikamaru walked off, muttering about women and how troublesome they were. With an indignant huff, Temari turned her attention to a small sleeping bag, which she entered and fell asleep in.
"She looks just like a tuna roll in there," Naruto muttered, the drool from his lips falling from the tree to the ground, droplets of rain that would have signified his presence had she been awake and more aware.
Wait, how could his stupid craving interrupt him now? He had to report this immediately! Then again, if he did satisfy his hunger now, those documents would never make it to Sunagakure.
How was he even supposed to eat her anyway? His mouth was too small! All these decisions, all these cravings, and no obvious way to deal with them.
It was a woman.
A blonde woman, huffing as she looked around, mumbling, her plain black kimono keeping her hidden, unlike the very large fan on her back.
"Where is that idiot? It figures that the Kazekage keeps sending me to deal with the same insider, for the same assignment. I don't care how secret this needs to be or if the other diplomats think it's immoral. Let THEM camp out in the woods for a change!"
That was Temari of the sand, a diplomat. What in the world was she doing here? And what was all this talk of immoral?
"Do you have any idea how troublesome it is to get these documents?"
Shikamaru? What had he stumbled upon?
"Oh, what's wrong? I thought you enjoyed our little dates."
It was Shikamaru. Only he would huff that way, as he threw several pages of documents to the ground. Naruto looked closer, curious and concerned as to what was being said.
Unfortunately, a primal growling interrupted his train of though. He was lucky it remained unheard in the dead night of the forest, but the mere appearance of a woman, especially one as seemingly supple and tasty as Temari, bought his cravings to the forefront.
"It's the same deal as last month, right? These are the assignments of all the major Kohana cells and their current locations, their future deployments, and most importantly, their rosters. Now where's the money?"
Naruto's eyes widened. Shikamaru was selling Kohana military secrets for cash! This had the potential to shake the entire village to its core if word got out.
"Right here," Temari answered, dumping what appeared to be gold coins at his feet. "The Kazekage considers this important. Sunagakure still doesn't fully trust any other villages, and it's information like this that keeps the warmongers in check."
"Sure it does," Shikamaru answered, walking off. "I just want to make sure that there's no more wars. Too troublesome. You remember not to leave until morning so you have an alibi. It'll look too obvious if you try to sneak out at night."
"Oh, but aren't you going to stay here?" Temari sultrily asked, clinging to his arm. "It's dark, and it gets cold in the forest at night, you know."
Oblivious to the subtext, Shikamaru walked off, muttering about women and how troublesome they were. With an indignant huff, Temari turned her attention to a small sleeping bag, which she entered and fell asleep in.
"She looks just like a tuna roll in there," Naruto muttered, the drool from his lips falling from the tree to the ground, droplets of rain that would have signified his presence had she been awake and more aware.
Wait, how could his stupid craving interrupt him now? He had to report this immediately! Then again, if he did satisfy his hunger now, those documents would never make it to Sunagakure.
How was he even supposed to eat her anyway? His mouth was too small! All these decisions, all these cravings, and no obvious way to deal with them.
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