Konohamaru. You poor poor idiot AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore chapter 37 by copier · original author: alpha2omega

Naruto began to slowly wake up, his eyes were groggy as he tried to open them. But what got him to wake up was the voice that he heard. "Argh! Why won't he budge!?" Moaned Konohamaru. The young ninja had been smart enough to ensnare a trap for Naruto, but was stupid enough to forget to bring something that would help move him to the Hokages HQ. And what did his pushing and shoving get him thus far? Nothing more than 3 lousy feet! And just in the past hour as well! "Darn it! Why is Naruto so heavy? Why couldn't he be fifty pounds lighter!? At least then I could've moved him at least 10x what i've moved him thus far." He groaned as he dragged Naruto by his feet.

Not noticing that the blonde haired boy was waking up from his sleep. And it just so happens that Naruto heard every word Konohamaru said. "So YOU put me to sleep with ramen!" Said Naruto with a demonic look to his face. Konohamaru's entire body shivered with terror as he turned around to see none other than Naruto standing up and cracking his knuckles.

"Uhhh...Naruto I can explain!" Konohamaru said desperately as he was preparing to run away. Only for Naruto grab him by the scarf and lift him into the air.

"Oh there is no running brat! In the hell's I create for people I make sure that they suffer nice and long." Naruto said with a evil look in his eyes that would make even Itachi Uchiha shiver with fear.

"Do what you want! Just know that there will be more and more people who will come after you and eat you!" Konohamaru said with a thumbs up, only to realize what he just said and quickly close his mouth.

Naruto's eyes gave off a even more evil spark as they looked at Konohamaru. "So your one of my stalkers huh? And you were pretending to be on my side that time." Naruto began to laugh evilly as he looked down at Konohamaru, whose terrified puppy dog eyes only made this more thrilling. "While I did promise not to kill my stalkers unless I have too. I am not against torturing them like a interrogating ninja might torture someone by having a 24 hour Barney marathon with commercial breaks all about Barney!" Seconds past as Naruto punched, kicked, pounded, hit bowels on, covered in paint, and knocked the teeth out of Konohamaru's mouth until he was literally just lumps with clothes on. "And now to finish this." Naruto said happily as Konohamaru looked at him completly terrified.

"All done!" Naruto said as he dusted off his hands. And hanging above him by his underwear was Konohamaru. Who was stuck to a pole with no kunai or shuriken to cut him down. "See ya later brat!" Naruto laughed as he jumped onto a building and flew off, hoping to find help against the savages.
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