Sakura and Naruto Say Farewell to Sasuke
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 44
by
copier
· original author:
jedsho12
"Hey Sakura, how's it going?" Ino greeted.
"Not too bad, I just wish people would stop interrupting me with a damn knock on the door all the time." Sakura grumbled.
"Hey don't give me attitude! I'm here to do you a favor! I thought you and Naruto would like to wish Sasuke one final farewell." Ino said with a large grin on her face.
"I ate Naruto, Ino." Sakura replied. Living in a ninja village was great for overall security, but at the same time, you never really knew who was listening in. So Sakura had to lie to Ino just in case. "He was quite tasty. But sure, I'll say bye to Sasuke. Come on in."
"YOU WHAT?!" Ino gasped in shock.
"I ate him like I was planning on. Now come in inside Ino." Sakura ushered her friend in and shut the door.
"Alright, why the hell did you decide to eat Naruto? Was the sex bad? Did he say something to piss you off, did..."
"Come out Naruto, it's just Ino." Sakura yelled. "I didn't actually eat him, but I told Tsunade I did today."
"Well you did eat me in front of her." Naruto corrected as he walked into the living room. "You just didn't keep me."
"Come again?"
"Tsunade-sama stopped by today. Apparently the Mizukage is going to be in Konoha in two weeks and was willing to pay an obscene amount of money to Konoha if we saved Naruto so she could eat him. I convinced Tsunade that Naruto was mine because I claimed him, and that I was planning on eating him today. She was a little skeptical, so I had to eat Naruto in front of her. But after that, we went to the Hokage's office and she gave me Naruto's entire fortune sealed in a scroll. So it worked out pretty well in the end."
"Jeez. That's crazy, and as much as I would like to gossip about that right now, Sasuke is REALLY ready to come out. So..."
"Go go." Sakura chuckled. Ino sprinted into Sakura's bathroom.
"I hate Sasuke Uchiha." Ino groaned out.
"He's not coming out well?" Sakura asked through the closed door.
"He's just so big!" Ino whined.
"It's kind of appropriate though, he was a pain in the ass while he was alive, so it only makes sense that he'd be a pain in the ass going out."
"Hahahaha! You're so right!" Ino laughed. "That makes this a little better, but still... What a worthless pain in the ass!"
Sakura chuckled, and after a couple of minutes, Ino opened the door. "Ok you two, you can come say bye to Sasuke now."
Sakura and Naruto walked into the bathroom and peered into the toilet where a giant pile of shit was laying littered with bones. Sakura looked down at it with a cruel grin on her face, she was happy to see Sasuke got what he deserved after causing Naruto and her so much pain. Naruto on the other hand stared at Sasuke with a slightly more somber look on his face. Sure, Sasuke seemed to develop a fondness for trying to kill Naruto over the years, but he was still Naruto's first best friend.
"You look much better now Sasuke." Sakura laughed. "Bye bye now." Sakura flushed her toilet, and the pile of shit that was all that remained in this world of Sasuke Uchiha swirled down the drain to join the rest of the waste in Konoha's sewers.
"I feel so much better now that that piece of shit is out of me!" Ino said in a relieved sounding voice. "So before Sasuke so rudely interrupted our conversation, you said that you have Naruto's entire fortune sealed into one scroll?"
"Yep. It's perfect, now I don't have to withdraw my money from the bank and raise any suspicion. We can flee Konoha and live a life where every single woman Naruto knows isn't trying to eat him."
"Hey I'm not trying to eat him!"
"Every single woman but you and me." Sakura corrected with a chuckle.
"So you're really going to do it? You two are really going to leave Konoha?"
"Yep!"
"When are you leaving?"
"Well, I know this is kind of short notice... but tonight. The longer we stay in Konoha, the riskier it is because someone's likely to detect that Naruto is still alive."
"Wow... Tonight. Ok. Well what do you need me to do then?"
"Nothing Ino, I think we'll be fine."
"Ok..." Ino stood there awkwardly, not sure what to say. Should she say bye to her best friend and wish her a happy life?
"Not too bad, I just wish people would stop interrupting me with a damn knock on the door all the time." Sakura grumbled.
"Hey don't give me attitude! I'm here to do you a favor! I thought you and Naruto would like to wish Sasuke one final farewell." Ino said with a large grin on her face.
"I ate Naruto, Ino." Sakura replied. Living in a ninja village was great for overall security, but at the same time, you never really knew who was listening in. So Sakura had to lie to Ino just in case. "He was quite tasty. But sure, I'll say bye to Sasuke. Come on in."
"YOU WHAT?!" Ino gasped in shock.
"I ate him like I was planning on. Now come in inside Ino." Sakura ushered her friend in and shut the door.
"Alright, why the hell did you decide to eat Naruto? Was the sex bad? Did he say something to piss you off, did..."
"Come out Naruto, it's just Ino." Sakura yelled. "I didn't actually eat him, but I told Tsunade I did today."
"Well you did eat me in front of her." Naruto corrected as he walked into the living room. "You just didn't keep me."
"Come again?"
"Tsunade-sama stopped by today. Apparently the Mizukage is going to be in Konoha in two weeks and was willing to pay an obscene amount of money to Konoha if we saved Naruto so she could eat him. I convinced Tsunade that Naruto was mine because I claimed him, and that I was planning on eating him today. She was a little skeptical, so I had to eat Naruto in front of her. But after that, we went to the Hokage's office and she gave me Naruto's entire fortune sealed in a scroll. So it worked out pretty well in the end."
"Jeez. That's crazy, and as much as I would like to gossip about that right now, Sasuke is REALLY ready to come out. So..."
"Go go." Sakura chuckled. Ino sprinted into Sakura's bathroom.
"I hate Sasuke Uchiha." Ino groaned out.
"He's not coming out well?" Sakura asked through the closed door.
"He's just so big!" Ino whined.
"It's kind of appropriate though, he was a pain in the ass while he was alive, so it only makes sense that he'd be a pain in the ass going out."
"Hahahaha! You're so right!" Ino laughed. "That makes this a little better, but still... What a worthless pain in the ass!"
Sakura chuckled, and after a couple of minutes, Ino opened the door. "Ok you two, you can come say bye to Sasuke now."
Sakura and Naruto walked into the bathroom and peered into the toilet where a giant pile of shit was laying littered with bones. Sakura looked down at it with a cruel grin on her face, she was happy to see Sasuke got what he deserved after causing Naruto and her so much pain. Naruto on the other hand stared at Sasuke with a slightly more somber look on his face. Sure, Sasuke seemed to develop a fondness for trying to kill Naruto over the years, but he was still Naruto's first best friend.
"You look much better now Sasuke." Sakura laughed. "Bye bye now." Sakura flushed her toilet, and the pile of shit that was all that remained in this world of Sasuke Uchiha swirled down the drain to join the rest of the waste in Konoha's sewers.
"I feel so much better now that that piece of shit is out of me!" Ino said in a relieved sounding voice. "So before Sasuke so rudely interrupted our conversation, you said that you have Naruto's entire fortune sealed into one scroll?"
"Yep. It's perfect, now I don't have to withdraw my money from the bank and raise any suspicion. We can flee Konoha and live a life where every single woman Naruto knows isn't trying to eat him."
"Hey I'm not trying to eat him!"
"Every single woman but you and me." Sakura corrected with a chuckle.
"So you're really going to do it? You two are really going to leave Konoha?"
"Yep!"
"When are you leaving?"
"Well, I know this is kind of short notice... but tonight. The longer we stay in Konoha, the riskier it is because someone's likely to detect that Naruto is still alive."
"Wow... Tonight. Ok. Well what do you need me to do then?"
"Nothing Ino, I think we'll be fine."
"Ok..." Ino stood there awkwardly, not sure what to say. Should she say bye to her best friend and wish her a happy life?
11 views
·
June 2
Log in to comment