Harley's Funhouse
Comic Vore, GTS/GT, Shrinking, Unbirth
chapter 24
by
copier
· original author:
erik
"I don't see why you need that formula since you're a god now" said Harley, putting an arm around Henry. From the aura that was coming from the two women Henry could tell that the two were definitely not human. Was Poison Ivy considered a human after what happened to her? As Henry understood it Ivy was more plant than human.
"When I thought the Eden idea up," said Ivy, and from her tone, Harley could tell Ivy had switched right into lecture mode. "I couldn't come up with something that would accelerate the formula. That's why I ultimately gave up on the idea after I worked on it off and on for six, seven years. Now I can help this formula reach to its full potential and make it a thousand times more potent. I won't bore you with the details on what precisely how the formula works or what it will do to do the ecosystem. The only important thing to know is that this formula right here, in my hand, will fix the ecosystem. This is what -- "
"Enough with the evil monologue, Red" sighed Harley, rolling her eyes. She paused and added to Henry, "See what I'm dealing with here?"
"That wasn't an evil monologue...." mumbled Henry.
"It sounded as if it was heading for that direction, though" piped in Nightwing.
Ivy sighed and focused her attention to the vial of green liquid in her hand. Ten seconds ticked by when there was a green flash in the vial. The flash of green had been barely noticeable. In those ten seconds Henry glanced back to the entrance where those two mutated hyenas stood guard. As Henry's gaze lingered on the two hyenas he noticed that one of them had blood on the snout somewhat near the eyes.
"So, Red" said Harley as she gave Henry a little shake which made him turn his attention back to the devastatingly beautiful women. "what'll we do with our new fan here?"
"That's what I want to know as well" said Nightwing who stood a little away from Harley.
"Hmmmm....that's a good question" said Ivy thoughtfully. "you should've seen the expression on his face when he first saw me. I say he was enchanted by me even without him breathing in my pheromone or me kissing him"
"Oh really?" inquired Harley.
Ivy nodded.
"Perhaps we just found our priest... or some such" said Harley.
"Uhh..." was all that Henry could muster.
"Not very chatty, though" said Harley. "Ivy, I leave you to recruit this guy for an opportunity. Right now, I'm gonna have fun with my stud-in-waiting. I feel like I'm neglecting him"
Before Ivy could say anything, both Harley and Nightwing vanished just like that. For the longest time, Ivy and Henry stared at each other.
"Well, now..." said Ivy as she walked towards Henry. "what shall I do with you?"
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Nightwing found himself in a small room. He glanced around to see that the walls, ceiling and floor of the room were all made out of playing cards. The playing cards were pretty randomized. Only a few of the playing cards depicted Harley as the queen of hearts. There were no windows. There wasn't a door in evidence unless one of the cards served as a door but Nightwing couldn't see a doorknob. The ceiling of the room was perhaps twelve feet tall. The only way out of the room was a fairly wide corridor.
"Come and find me" came Harley's voice from one of the cards that depicted her as the queen of hearts.
Nightwing, with nothing better to do, shrugged and started to walk down the hallway which proved to be not very long before he emerged in a room with a line of doors at the other side. There were ten doors in all. Every door was labeled with a number. None of the doors were labeled in sequential order; a door that had a 1 on it didn't have a 2 on the next door. The order went like this: 1, 6, 2, 8, 10, 5, 7, 3, 9, and 4.
Nightwing walked in front of the doors and considered. Picking a door at random, the door that had the number 2 on it. Behind the door was a mirror. A funhouse mirror that distorts your reflection. This mirror reflected Nightwing as having a beer belly and, after a moment of looking at his reflection, felt his body alter to match his reflection. He quickly closed the door but not before he noted that the mirror had reflected a door behind him. Once he had closed the door Nightwing turned around to see....no door there. The door in the mirror had looked like an ordinary oak door. Nightwing considered on reopening door number 2 again but decided to move on to another door.
"You likin' my funhouse so far?" came the voice of Harley.
"Oh sure" replied Nightwing as he opened door number 7. The door led into what looked to be a drawing room. There were two chairs facing each other in front of a grand fireplace. He didn't immediately notice the railway tracks until he heard the distant sound of a train whistle. He closed the door in a rush when he saw a train suddenly appearing from, presumably, behind the fireplace. He then added as if nothing had happened, "I just love being stuck somewhere where there are no exits"
"The only way out is through" said Harley.
"Of course" mumbled Nightwing, opening door number 1. Despite his excellent reflexes he just couldn't dodge the huge pie that was flung on him.
SPLAT!
Nightwing was covered in pie from head to toe. He wiped at his eyes to see that the door had a hand attached to a gigantic spring. Judging by the taste in his mouth it had been a banana cream pie. The room was filled with Harley cackling. Nightwing sighed as he closed the door and moved on to yet another door.
Nightwing opened the door that had a ten on it cautiously. Behind the door was the beginning of a slide. Nightwing hesitated before climbing onto the slide and slid down. It was a very twisty slide going one way and the other way in several S-turns. Eventually the slide had a sudden drop-off and he went straight down a long ways until the slide curved and, after a series of s-turns that almost made Dick hurl, he exited the slide at breakneck speed only to land in a room filled with balls.
The first thing Nightwing noticed were the balls that were the size of tennis balls. The room was not quite hip deep in multicolored balls. The second thing that he noticed was the sheer size of the room; you could easily fit a city block into it. If the room had a ceiling it was lost in darkness. The room wasn't barren; it was littered with playground equipment dotted here and there. The last thing about the room that Nightwing noticed was the red light coming from somewhere above.
Nightwing hardly took a half dozen steps into the room when he saw somebody else was also in the room. There, standing not twenty feet away, was Kara Zor-El. It didn't take long to see that Kara Zor-El wasn't in her usual outfit. Kara was wearing jester's motley and had a clown's make-up plastered on her face including a comically large red nose. Kara was in the act of looking around the room before her gaze fell on Nightwing.
The clothes didn't really suit Kara. They looked a size too small for someone with Kara's physique....and Kara was built like a tank.
"Is that you, Dick?" asked Kara uncertainty.
"Yeah" replied Dick as he wiped at his face, removing the banana cream pie on it. 'What are you doing here?"
"I was going to....GAH!" yelped Kara as she suddenly noticed how she was dressed. She still had some modesty. "Where even are we? How.....oh.....there's only one who can possibly be behind this --" here, Kara turned her head upwards and yelled, "I know it's you, Mr. Mxy"
"For once, sweetheart, I'm not the party responsible for your predicament" came back a male voice. It was an aged voice like whoever had spoken was a lifelong smoker. It sounded like the voice came from above.
"Don't you sweetheart me you little troll" growled Kara and Dick found himself shudder at the sight on Kara's face even though it wasn't directed at him. They say that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned but judging by the expression on Kara's face, it was fair to say that women on Krypton would make the devil himself tremble in fear.
"Oh, what a fierce look you have there" said the same male voice.
"I take it you know this Mr. Mxy?" asked Dick.
"He proposed marriage the first time we met" replied Kara.
"A goddess like you shouldn't be alone" said Mr. Mxy.
"I'm not a god" said Kara.
"Even though you definitely have the body of one" blurted out Nightwing. Kara almost smiled at that statement.
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