The only admiral of human space pirates Shrunk in an airport chapter 7 by Louka31

“Wait, what?”

“Ben and Sheryl Hunt, the heirs to the billion-dollar David T. Hunt fortune.”

Your helpful lady friend continued, “Ben had a contract with the US Government in the name of David T. Hunt Investments to pick apart the latest UFO. He stole it and made a deal with the aliens to mine the platinum alloys in the asteroid belt. Apparently the aliens find the Sun’s solar winds tricky.

When he died, his sister Sheryl took over especially since she recruited the cult of UFO groupies her brother had needed to crew his ship without desiring to return to Earth and deal with the authorities. Of course, by this time, the Hunt-led UFO had become twenty, now it’s about 100-200.

Anyways, I only talked here because you were struggling in my pocket. Fortunately everyone’s thinks I’m crazy.”

“Can’t you keep your bag lady rants to yourself so we can go potty in peace?” ranted a loud female voice.

Your friend winked, pocketed you again and went to a safe house. There she introduced you to an uniformed military officer.