“We detected someone using a shrink device here and came to check it out.” Shrunk in an airport chapter 6 by Louka31

“Really?”

“You know how UFO’s are a feature of popular entertainment?”

“Yes, but...”

“Governments throughout the world deliberately made it that way so that people wouldn’t do a serious investigation of how once or twice a decade, a UFO crashes within every subcontinental region in the world. That way, they wouldn’t learn how the technology has been salvaged and adapted.”

“So the aliens are bad?!?”

“Aliens are real but since they don’t contact us from space and are always dead when they crash land, we can only guess about what their characters are like.”

“So who shrunk me? What the fuck!”

“The technology is used to abduct high-priority targets but isn’t very accurate. Most likely...”