Setting Sail The Last Voyage of Leo Finch chapter 2 by deleted_user

You sat comfortably atop an island of green. The smell was pleasant and earthy, and for the past couple of days, you had been living comfortably off of water droplets and leftover crumbs from meals meant for giants. It was late in the afternoon, almost summertime, and you were growing apprehensive. You hadn't gotten any smaller, but the landscape of "Hulk" was driving you crazy. At night, you could hear the sounds of mites and other soil dwellers burrowing below, and during the day, fruit flies the size of cars would buzz overhead. 

"Fuck this!!!" you shout into the void of the living room. Nearby, Eleanor was done with her housework and was quietly sipping coffee on the sofa next to him. Further out, you could barely make out the dining room and hallway, which led to the bedrooms.

Turning around, you start to carve vigorously at the edge of the leaf. If you were destined to die as a speck, you'd go out on your own terms. One last voyage for Leo Finch! With a final heave, you tear an oval cutout from the leaf. It looked like a caterpillar bite, but it would be your parachute out of this desolate prison. 

At 3:35 pm, the front door swung open with a mighty breeze. Grabbing both ends of the parachute, you jump off the leaf and plummet downward. The blissfully unaware continent that was your younger sister Maya approached the couch, carrying the breeze from outside straight into your chute. In an instant, you are pulled high into the air to see Maya's colossal face closing in!

Maya dropped her backpack on the floor and kicked off her flip-flops. It had been a long, hot day of classes. "I'm home!!!!" She announced. Turning her body, Maya aimed her colossal ass over "Hulk" the houseplant, and let out a loud fart.

pppffffffttttt

"Maya! Be careful around there! You could kill your brother!" Eleanor scolded. 

"Oh, c'mon! It's just a joke, he did it to me all the time when he was big!" Maya rolled her eyes, irritated.

"Exactly, he's dust-sized. you might've suffocated him!"

Maya smirks. "He's probably too small to even smell it".

Minutes before: You watched in horror as Maya's face got closer and closer; you weren't rising as much as you had hoped for, and by now your destination was clear. Maya's cavernous mouth stretches open as she goes to speak. Thick towers of sticky saliva connect her wet, leviathan tongue to the roof of her mouth. As Maya draws in breath, you are sucked in like a vacuum into her moist maw.  Your ears pop at the sudden pressure change, and the momentum smacks you against a tooth the size of a skyscraper. Pain erupts throughout your body on impact, but you aren't finished. The vacuum sucks you under, and you splat against a spit-soaked taste bud before traveling deeper into Maya's mouth. Just before you think you're going to be inhaled into the maze of her lungs, your back smacks against the giant, dangling uvula. 

The stale smell inside Maya's mouth fills your nostrils as you see her massive tongue below,  fold and contract to form words. Suddenly, a rush of foul air barrels into your back and launches you back out the way you came. 

"I'M HERE!!!!!!!" 

You are blown out of Maya's mouth at supersonic speeds. The residual smell of her breath makes you gag as you sail away. Suspended well in the air now, you catch your family's conversation and the subsequent nuclear blast erupting from Maya's butt. You couldn't believe she would aim a weapon like that right in your face! Thank god you weren't still down there, or you'd be dead for sure. As things start to settle down, you consider where to aim the parachute...