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"Fine" Bertha sighed, but quickly after she was giggling again. Before her daughter could ask why, she let out yet another massive fart that shook the ground enough for her to see the sand around them ripple for a split second. You were predictably shot out of her enormous ass like a bullet, but this time she caught you in her hand before you got plunged into her dark abyss yet again. Even though you had a fairly soft landing you were still dizzy from the sonic boom you felt, plus the smell and warmth inside her crack had greatly weakened you albeit temporarily.

"Had fun? I sure did" She said to you, gently caressing your head with a fingertip.

"Sorry about that Blaise, mom tends to get carried away..." Snickers apologized while glaring at her mother.

"Guilty as charged... but it's better to have too much fun than too little, don't you think?" Bertha heartily laughed and gave you a teasing wink, making you gulp and shudder.
"Anyway, thanks for being such a good sport! I really wanted to try and recreate the fantastic story you had just told us" She added. Seeing no honorable way out of this situation, and somehow not wanting to hurt this massive woman's feelings, you decided to take it as gracefully as you could in hopes that it'd never happen again.

"N-No problem" You said, noticing that you were still pretty shaken by the whole ordeal. Bertha had a delighted look while you couldn't quite decipher Snickers'.

"Still, be thankful my daughter here is as curious as she is... because if some bug decided to go spelunking in here..." She said, almost ominously bringing you back to her gigantic butt.
"And if it turned out to feel good... I wouldn't have taken it out... maybe ever..." Her immense backside shook and jiggled, clapping even as the world-sized meaty globes it was made of clashed and bounced off each other. You couldn't help but shudder again, it felt like a warning, or perhaps, worse, a prophecy...
"Would it have been that bad?" Bertha asked with a giggle, shaking her hips some more "I bet many would kill to be there~"

"More like many have already died in there" Snickers said, taking you from her mother, catching her off-guard for a moment.

"You give your friend little credit... I ripped quite a few good ones and he's intact" Bertha nonchalantly added, winking at you again. Feeling the need to show some protectiveness to you, Snickers placed you on her chest, close but not quite in her cleavage.

"Anyway, I'll just go get our drinks and hang around the beach" She said.

"Sure. But if either of you feels tired you can always come find me here, I'll appreciate the company" Bertha said before she resumed reading her book. Snickers sighed and grabbed a large bottle of Pepsi from their ice box. The walk back to her own spot was uneventful and silent, but as both of you wanted to get away from Bertha neither questioned it. Minutes later, Snickers was once more sitting under her own parasol.

"Seriously, sorry about that dude" She said
"I have to admit I'm surprised you were that polite to my mom after what she did to you"

"Well, she didn't seem to be a mean or bad person, and I guess I'd feel bad if I hurt her feelings... I wouldn't be able to do that to my mom" You tried to explain, laughing a little "But then again she's rather nice thankfully"

Snickers smiled. She could see that you were a good guy as she believed, and was glad that her initial judgement turned out to be correct. She was still slightly worried, since this meant you could be quite vulnerable to her mom's antics, but she decided she'd have to be there to protect you.

"I can't even imagine what I'd do if I were that size... but I'd be pretty pissed off if my mom wanted to play with me like we do with bugs" She chuckled.

'Did she just say we?' You thought, feeling worried for a moment, but it looked like she didn't catch that.

"Oh, by the way, here..." Snickers opened her Pepsi bottle and put the cap on her other boob and poured a bit of the dark colored soda.
"They don't make cups your size, you know?" She smiled.

"I know, and thanks! That was clever" You smiled back. She then picked you up and put you next to the cap so you could have a drink.
"I don't drink much soda but right now, after all I've been through I could sure use some" You said, sipping some of it.

After that, you two had some small talk and slowly started getting to know each other a little more. You found that she knew quite a bit more about you than you did about her, which you found a little odd as you never thought of yourself as someone that grabbed a lot of attention... but then again with friends like yours, you concluded it was kinda inevitable. At least none of that seemed to bother Snickers too much, she was a pretty chill girl, a bit lazy with anything involving hard work, but with how boring school tended to be, with few exceptions, it was more than justified in your view.

'She's not a bad person... why is she an outcast at school?' You wondered, and just then you heard deep growling noises that you were already familiar with. Not even three seconds later, those noises erupted into a rumbling explosive noise, akin to that of a volcano's. The noise was so intense you had to cover both of your ears and still felt a bit of a shockwave wash over you. However, the stench that came later caught you off-guard, even though Bertha's had been worse.

"S-Sorry about that... it slipped, I swear..." Snickers apologized and used her free hand to try and fan away the newly created noxious cloud around you two.

'Guess that answers my question' You thought. You thought back to Lillian and wondered if she'd be like this if she hadn't had friends early on. But you also remembered that she showed little to no remorse no matter how bad her gas was, so you couldn't help but be a bit mad at her, specially for what she did to you upon first finding you... Snickers at least apologized, and you weren't anywhere near her admittedly big butt when it happened.

"Don't worry, I've had worse" You said, trying to ease the mood and even managed to get a giggle out of her. Her look of amazement puzzled you, what could she be possibly amazed at? You may never find out...

"Hey, is there anything you wanna do?" She suddenly asked.

"Huh?!"

"I mean... you'll probably get bored if all you do is lay here..." She said.

"Well... I don't think this is the right time to be doing much stuff at the beach considering my size... plus, I'm not as hyperactive as you may believe... I wanted to be lazy at the beach too" You said with a slight chuckle.

"Yeah, I know, but there must be something you wanted to do..."

"Mostly just hang out with my friends..." You said, and noticed a hint of sadness in her face. Even though you weren't always the best at reading social cues, even you could figure this one out.
"And I'm glad I've made a new one! I just don't know what we could do that's not dangerous for my size..." She seemed pleased by your phrasing and nodded, acknowledging that the situation was odd to say the least.

"Hmm... in that case... what would you do with your other friends if they found you like this?" She almost whispered, you'd swear she had just sounded almost as flirty as her mom had been earlier, but you were quick to dismiss the idea, believing that you were misinterpreting stuff as most guys usually did.

"Eh... I think Jen would've just taken me home... she worries a lot when stuff doesn't go to plan" You shrugged, failing to notice the annoyance Snickers showed at her mention.

"Cindy probably would've tried to find a way for us to play videogames... which would be pretty cool, come to think of it. Her Switch's screen must be like a friggin IMAX at this scale" You said, and unlike before, Snickers smiled, she could tell you had a bit of a passion for videogames even if you tried to downplay it. In her book that earned you some extra points since she also was a bit of an avid gamer herself, even if she didn't show any of it at school.

"There's also Yamile... but honestly I have no idea what she'd do... maybe she'd just take me home too" You said. She was a good friend of yours, but your interactions were a bit more limited and had never gone to each other's houses, though you had had quite an eventful encounter with her big sis last year...

"Huh... well... I don't think Lillian would've been very different from your mom... and then there's another friend who's pretty much the same..." You said with a shudder but Snickers giggled.

"Funny that you ended up with precisely her, isn't it...?" She said.

"I'm not so sure if I can call it funny... but I guess that's my luck" You replied with a shrug.

"You know... you ended up found by Lillian and got farted away only to land on my ass..." She said, and the inconclusive tone of her phrase told you she wasn't done speaking yet, though you were already baffled by what you were hearing.
"Don't you think that it might be Fate?"

"Fate?" You raised an eyebrow.

"Mmhmm..." She nodded "It almost looks like it's your destiny to end up near a girl with a really big butt" She giggled, making you blush and look away.

"Uh... yours isn't that big" You said, guessing it'd be the kind of thing she'd like to hear, though the only real reference you had for that was your own mother. Thankfully, Snickers didn't appear to get mad, and instead giggled some more.

"Aww, you're still trying to be nice..." She cooed "But no need to sugarcoat that... I know very well I have a pretty big, fat booty" She then lightly patted it, making it jiggle considerably.
"That makes me wonder... Blaise, which do you prefer...? Boobs?" She said as she slowly shook her chest, which was surprisingly large, though it was technically smaller than even Lillian's.

Snickers then stood up and lowered you down before bringing you around her waist.
"...or big butts?" She asked.

"W-What kind of question is that?!" You replied.
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May 12, 2023