Micro Colon Exam
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Sipping your cup, you look out the window and grimace as you watch the pink landscape around your home wobble as your host's guts does it thing. A month ago, you were asked to sign up for an experiment by a laboratory nearby, where you would live inside of the intestines for studying the bacterial ecosystem inside. Of course, you thought it was bogus when they asked, until they revealed a working shrink ray to you and after hearing about the money, you agreed after some careful thinking. However, you were smart not to tell your family and friends the true nature of the experiment and told them it was a just a cave expedition (which was partially true). Happy for you, your mother gives you a month supply of her cooking and you were eating the last of it. Your home was a capsule implanted into the rectum of your host and is a one bedroom condo built into it.

The world around soon quivers and you shudder as you hear familiar roar of flatulence being produced and being released out to the world as your host soon awakens.
"Time to get started," you said as you finish off your meal and walk over to see what you were going to be doing for the day.
Collect samples of both intestinal walls and colon fumes, observe frequency of flatulence, more science stuff, more science stuff. You groan at the work you have ahead of you, especially as you have to exit your home into the harshness of a person's gassy butt. The bright side was you were inside of someone familiar and she was quite the looker, regardless of size, thankfully not needing to go number 2 anytime soon. She was one of your...

friends (Jen, Lillian, Cindy, Zuemy, Yamile)

Family (Aunts Karen & Betty, Cousins Celeste & Arianna, Ariadne or Miriam)

Teacher/staff (Dolores, Lulu, Amber, Yamile's mom, Ms. Coleman)

Someone you're familiar with (Veronica, Monique, Snickers, Nancy, Ms. Flatum)

Someone you really don't want to be around for certain reasons (Zaniki, Toxic Lily, Valentina, Emily, Grace)
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May 12, 2023
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