The air is hot and heavy. Blinking a few times your able to focus. You are not in a room at all, you are in fact outside! Looking up you can see a brilliant clear stary sky! It seems you’re laying on a rocky surface next to a ocean of steaming water. Taking a few deep breaths, you repeatedly work your sour limbs enough to stand up. Your ears pound with the sound of running water. Looking upwards you see an obscured figure behind a thick layer of running water. It’s like an Imax screen mixed with niagara falls, the heavy mist keeps you from seeing any specific details other than the figures large firm hips and busts. However soon over the roar your able to make out… a voice?

Yes, a voice. Its deep and firm. You can’t make out anything that’s being said. Whatever this woman is singing its defiantly not Spanish or English for that matter. … Wait… no it couldn’t be.


“深夜までチェックダウン
今夜は明るくなります
だから溝は私をそうそう動かさせます”

It’s Japanese and not only that, but it’s a song from one of your favorite series Yakuza! The figures gently gyrations mixed with their voice create a hypnotic display. You can’t take your eyes off it!

一晩中踊るのをやめられない
ジャンプアップ！それを振る！
あなたの体を動かす
一晩中音楽を止めないでください
続けて！

However, your show is soon ended by a series of small quakes. Trying your best to keep standing and eyeing the figure, you watch as it passes out of view… What was this… some type of high-tech projection screen? More quakes follow as before your very eyes the figure you had been listening to pushes through the curtain of water like some type of mythical movie monster!

The first thing you notice is the great scar running down the woman's right eye. The second is the fact she was fully naked. Third was the her extravagant tapestry of tattoos that ran all along her body. From her massive butt to the tops of her meaty breasts. The woman radiated pure Kaju like energy! Yet there was something about her that felt… The realization hit the same time you heard another voice.

“Zaniki-sama!” Zaniki… as in Orihime Zaniki. “Princess” Zaniki…

This earth-shattering revelation was marked by the continual quakes of the stony ground under you. You needed to move and fast. But your body was still very sore!