You ran for the nearest window and found it was already blown out. Jumping through you stopped for a second to see what direction to run, but you didn't have a chance to choose as the wind pressure from Jen's giant ass pushed out another wave of farts. The smell was horrible, when mixed with the smell of her last batch of farts this was like no smell you ever experienced before. You felt like you were about to pass out. “Ok, I can’t just stand here forever, please watch out.” Jen slowly started to move her foot.
You ran out into the street and started to look around. You were so confused on what to do next. Jen's foot came crashing down on several houses in your neighborhood. The shockwave from it hitting the ground shook everything. If you hadn't been running already, you most likely would have collapsed on the ground due to the shaking. After Jen stepped on them, you saw several crushed houses when you looked behind you. You couldn't tell if anyone was inside at the time, but hoped that nobody was. You had to get out of here before she stepped on you. Looking up, you could see her slowly moving her other foot. She was going to step forward. There was no time to think, you just kept running to wherever your feet took you. After several seconds of sprinting without looking back you heard the ground start to crack behind you.
Looking behind you, you saw that Jen wasn't just stepping carefully now, she was starting to walk forward in your direction. "Oh shit, oh shit, she's gonna step on me!" You kept repeating in your head as Jen stepped harmlessly over you.
"That was too fucking close." You said to yourself as you stopped running.
You were a couple blocks down from your neighborhood. Most of the houses looked abandoned. Probably from all the earthquakes, you thought. You heard another enormous fart go off like an explosion. Jen was nowhere to be seen, but you could hear her booming voice from somewhere far off "Seems like I always have bad gas, I'm really sorry about that." You sat down on someone's ruined lawn and just tried to collect yourself and think of a plan.
You ran out into the street and started to look around. You were so confused on what to do next. Jen's foot came crashing down on several houses in your neighborhood. The shockwave from it hitting the ground shook everything. If you hadn't been running already, you most likely would have collapsed on the ground due to the shaking. After Jen stepped on them, you saw several crushed houses when you looked behind you. You couldn't tell if anyone was inside at the time, but hoped that nobody was. You had to get out of here before she stepped on you. Looking up, you could see her slowly moving her other foot. She was going to step forward. There was no time to think, you just kept running to wherever your feet took you. After several seconds of sprinting without looking back you heard the ground start to crack behind you.
Looking behind you, you saw that Jen wasn't just stepping carefully now, she was starting to walk forward in your direction. "Oh shit, oh shit, she's gonna step on me!" You kept repeating in your head as Jen stepped harmlessly over you.
"That was too fucking close." You said to yourself as you stopped running.
You were a couple blocks down from your neighborhood. Most of the houses looked abandoned. Probably from all the earthquakes, you thought. You heard another enormous fart go off like an explosion. Jen was nowhere to be seen, but you could hear her booming voice from somewhere far off "Seems like I always have bad gas, I'm really sorry about that." You sat down on someone's ruined lawn and just tried to collect yourself and think of a plan.
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May 12, 2023
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