Somewhat unusual from your typical routine, the school was undergoing various repairs or renovations that resulted in all students in Storm Valley Unified Public School having Friday off as well as potentially most if not all of the next week. In typical fashion, you were glad not to have to go to school for free for a couple of days, hopefully that'd give you more chances to hang out with your friends although you couldn't help but feel bad for Arianna, the Principal. As terrifying as she was, she was always overworking herself due to the school's deeper issues like being understaffed and having removed many unhelpful teachers as well as having to fight for funding and who knows what else.
Whatever you might have been dreaming off was cut off as the sun's light hit you in the face, seeping through the gaps in the windows' blinders. You woke up grumbling, giving an annoyed sigh as you had turned off your phone's alarm, expecting to be able to sleep in but alas, it seemed that Fate wouldn't have it that way, today at least and thus you woke up with a resigned yawn, figuring that it was still fairly early given the sunlight's intensity and angle.
"Hmm?" You muttered quietly, noting that you seemed to be laying on a much more vast space than your bed, yet it felt like the material was the exact same. Looking around, you only saw a barren, flat expanse of blue... fabric? What the hell kind of ground is made of fabric? At this point you began debating in your mind on whether this was one of those so-called fever dreams of if the constant farts you breathed in, from your mom's, Ariadne's and Lillian's big asses among many others had finally affected you for serious.
Still trying to assess your location, you looked up and saw a gigantic screen in the distance, one that you managed to recognize as your own tv although it looked way larger than before. The way that it looked somewhat blurry suggested that it was even farther away than you first assumed and logically, it had to be much more massive to look so large from so far away. You scratched your head in confusion and then pinched yourself a few times to no avail, there was no waking up from this bizarre dream.
You then remembered something Zuemy mentioned: That if you were to find yourself in a vivid dream or a lucid one, a way to do a reality check was to see what time it is because in dreams clocks never make sense when looked at or at the very least the time shown is inconsistent so you reached into your pocket and pulled your phone out. The time was 9:45 AM and there was nothing off with the numbers, they weren't distorted in any way. You turned the screen off and back on, nothing... the time was still the same. Sighing, you put your phone back in your pocket and waited for a bit, then pulled it out and turned the screen on. Now it read 9:46 AM and you facepalmed in frustration.
"Am I really this stupid that I can't do a reality check in a dream?" You muttered quietly to yourself. You didn't feel you were as smart as your family and friends made it sound and things like these seemed to confirm your own suspicions.
'Think, Blaise, think... how the hell else do you get out of a lucid dream before it gets weird?' You thought. According to what Zuemy had told you and some reading up you did online, just being aware of the fact that one was in a lucid dream was often enough to warrant waking up to the point that pretty much everyone sought to avert that scenario instead of trying to make it happen. The seconds turned to minutes and no matter how hard you tried to think up a way out of this one, your mind would simply come back empty-handed.
'Ah, what the hell! If this is a lucid dream then I must be able to fly or something' You then tried to do exactly that, taking several steps back and then running as fast as you could, jumping and trying your best impression of Superman's flying pose... only to plummet straight down on the soft 'ground' that seemed to be a gigantic version of your bed.
'Do I need to concentrate into flying or what?' You thought and gently sat down with crossed legs, then closed your eyes and attempted to meditate, trying to visualize it in some way, trying to think of yourself becoming lighter and lighter until you gradually began floating up in the air. You took several deep breaths and relaxed your body little by little but other than achieving a state of calmness that would've made most aspirants to Buddhahood green with envy you didn't float a single inch above the ground.
'Goddammit, Superman and Goku make this bullshit look easy' You sighed in annoyed frustration and stood up once more.
"Welp, this is stupid. I'm trapped in this weird-ass lucid dream and I don't even get to have superpowers or like enter Minecraft creative mode, what the hell" You said, wondering if maybe speaking your thoughts out loud would trigger something. You checked your phone again and saw that it was now 9:56 AM, you'd roughly spend about 10 minutes trying to Zen your way into unaided flight.
'But what if maybe, just maybe this is somehow reality?' A thought pierced the apparently dense blackness of your inner thoughts like a beam of blinding light. By itself, this thought made you shudder with its ominous implication. What if indeed you'd somehow gotten greatly reduced in size? Zuemy had told you many times and in overwhelming detail how it was her biggest dreams, to achieve the capability to shrink and grow things and people, teasing you with many scenarios of what she could do to you if she were able to shrink you... Half of them involved you getting lost in or under her admittedly massive ass and the other half was the same, but with Cindy's, Lillian's or Jen's.
Come to think of it, you had plans with Lillian and Jen given that you'd get the day off. Cindy and Zuemy could easily tag along though you guessed the former would most likely hole up and binge more of the seemingly endless amount of anime in her backlog and the latter would probably do more research into her personal sciencey projects. In any case, Lillian and Jen had decided that they'd come to your house even though you would've preferred for either of their homes to be the meeting spot to avoid potential embarrassing moments with your mom.
'What time did they say they'd come?' You thought and looked at your phone, tapping the touchscreen to unlock it and go to the messaging app. Your eyes almost popped out when you saw that they had written that they'd come see you at 10 AM.
'Holy hell, what am I even gonna do if they come and I'm stupidly small like this?!' You thought, feeling like you were having an unintentionally fittingly mini heart attack.
As if on cue, as if Fate itself had a beef with you for reasons beyond your understanding, you started hearing and shortly after feeling massive earthquakes although there was a constant rhythm to these. Mere moments later, the door to your bedroom, looking massive like a gate to Heaven itself, was effortlessly pushed open...
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"Rise and shine, sleepyhead!" Miriam happily chirped, figured you made good on what you said last night about getting to sleep in "Two very pretty girls are here to see you!" She giggled and started walking into your room. It didn't take very long for her to notice your absence, at the very least failing to spot you on the bed.
1-3) "Ah, sorry, I should've knocked" She chuckled again "Do you look presentable?" She then asked, knowing you got heavily embarrassed when caught shirtless or in your underwear. She walked over to the bathroom and knocked on the door but it immediately opened, revealing that there were exactly zero of you there.
'What? Where on Earth did he go? He couldn't have possibly left... It's not like he's the kind of boy to sneak out. I mean why would he?' She thought, feeling mildly concerned. Meanwhile, you struggled just to process how massive your mom looked right now but decided to act quick and attempt to get her attention.
4) Your mom didn't just walk in by herself, together with her were Lillian and Jen both. You almost had a mental breakdown just trying to handle how utterly massive they looked. Trying to deal with one humongous titaness was enough but three at once? Talk about hardcore mode.
"Huh? I thought he'd be sleeping in" Miriam said "He's probably taking a shower, he always does that right after waking up" She explained, turned to face the girls and giggling in delight as both blushed at the mental picture she imparted onto them.
"So, maybe we could chat for a bit" She added and the two girls nodded somewhat embarrassedly before they all began approaching the bed you were on.
5) "Are you sure this is okay?" Your eyes widened and your blood froze when you heard none other than Jen's voice, trying to be quiet while giggling playfully.
"Of course! His mom let us in!" Lillian said with a triumphant tone as she walked first into your room "Hey, it's not every day that you get a chance to catch him shirtless, you know?"
"Lillian!" Jen blushed intensely while worriedly looking around but the two girls quickly caught on to the fact that you didn't seem to be there.
"Hmm, he must be taking a shower in the bathroom" Lillian said and the two voluptuous girls began approaching the bed, the very same you were on...
