You here for Blaise getting farted on as a tiny? Well, you came to the wrong place, so GTFO! This route is for anyone not a Santos, so no Raph here!

Soft snores come Jim's mouth as he sleepily holds onto a porn mag, until someone touches the window. Startled awake and trying to hide his mag, he spots Jessica outside his window, much to each others' annoyance.

"Really, Jess. Can't you get through a door like a normal person?" He jokes, letting his step sis in as he stifles a yawn as she hops in.

"Can you really not clean up as well then?" She retorts, settling her bag on her side of the bedroom.

"If I do, then your mom would find out about your side hustles," he replies, Jessica frowning at this.

"Touché. But she's your mom too!" "Step mom," he replies, Jessica looking at him sadly at this fact, unaware of her dropping some certain items that would to future developments.

A ding awakens Pete and he gets up to see it's from his girlfriend Zoey, saying she has something to show him. He smiles and does his morning routine before heading over to her place, where he'll meet with Zoey and her family if they are there.

"No, no, no!" Joel screams as some ugly bastardos assault him with some smelly feet and butts, spewing out worse versions of what came out of butts usually.

Then he woke up.

"What th- That better not be a fucking omen for something!" He swears, covering his face in his hands.

Washing up, he gets dressed and fed before heading out to the mall, looking for a new brand of shoes to wear. Surprisingly, he spots his crush, Veronica walking around with her friends and he tails her around.

And that would be all for the additional stars... Just joking, we got two more choices to choose from.

Ben returns back home after his morning jog and gets a text from his girlfriend (from his perspective, poor chump), Chrissy, saying she needs him as she's not feeling well and that she swiped something from that nerdy chick, Zuemy. Being the simp he is, he washes up and gets dressed for her as he heads over to her place.

Chrissy was annoyed as she was shopping at the mall, as her simps were too busy for her, their glorious queen and goddess, and didn't bother coming to her. Doesn't help she spots Lily at one end of the mall and Lillian + crew on the other end, the latter being much closer to her. In a fit of spite, she steals Zuemy's bag, unknowingly triggering her karmic retribution as she hears whirring from the bag.