"Alright! How about we have you take a bath?"

"Why a bath," you asked. You weren't necessarily opposed to the idea but found it curious that that was her first idea.

"Well for starters, big guy," she said sarcastically. "You're already in your birthday suit." Maggie's eyes shifted downward.

With everything that had happened, you'd completely forgotten that you'd lost your clothes. You blushed and quickly covered your manhood, which caused a devilish grin to form on Maggie's face.

"Secondly, you literally smell like ass."

"Gee, I wonder whose fault that is," you said giving her the side eye.

Maggie simply shrugged. "It's not my fault that you decided to yeet yourself into my crack."

You couldn't argue with her there. "Well, it is your fault for farting on me."

"Need I remind you yet again that I was only doing as you asked."

You found it bizarre that such stupid logic could be so ironclad, so you decided to relent for now. "Fine! A bath doesn't sound too bad given the circumstances."

"Great! Wait right here and I'll get the water going." Maggie reached back and gently lifted you from her ass cheek before placing you on her bed's soft surface. She then sat up and threw her legs over the edge of the bed before hopping off and heading to the bathroom. It wasn't long before you heard the sound of running water and saw clouds of steam emanating from the bathroom. Maggie returned shortly after and sat back down on the bed with you. The force of her ass hitting the mattress caused you to bounce a foot into the air.

"Do you want to talk about what happened to you at school today?"

You looked away from her. "Not really. Not yet anyway."

"You don't have to tell me until you're ready."

"Thanks! I appreciate that."

"I hope at the very least I've helped you take your mind off of it."

"You've definitely helped. You're a good friend Maggie."

"Good enough to go a round or two in the shower with?"

"Oh shut up Maggie," you said with a laugh.

"I could sit on your face. You know, so you can take your mind off what's bothering you and focus on something else."

"You're such a goofball!"

"But I'm your goofball," she said hip checking you with her butt cheeks sending you bouncing across the bed."

The two of you continued your back and forth for a little while until Maggie got up from the bed and headed back into the bathroom. You heard the squeaky sound of that faucet and the water stopped running. You heard Maggie's voice call out from the bathroom.

"Blaise your bath is ready."

She returned shortly after to retrieve you. She picked you up and carried you to the bathtub. She'd placed you on a small bath toy that was floating in the water.

"I figured this would make it easier for you to wash yourself rather than having to swim and clean yourself at the same time."

"I appreciate it."

Maggie left the room closing the door behind her. You climbed down from the bath toy and felt an overwhelming sense of relaxation wash over you. The water temperature was perfect and Maggie had been kind enough to put a small piece of soap on the bath toy with you that looked like it had been chipped off from a much larger bar.

After swimming around for a bit, you climbed back onto the bath toy. Now that you were sufficiently soaked, you started scrubbing yourself with the piece of soap. The soap smelled like Black Raspberry and Vanilla. No wonder Maggie always smells so good. Your thoughts were interrupted by a knock at the door.

"What is it," you asked.

From the other side of the door, you heard Maggie say, "I decided I would join you in there."

Frantically, you asked, "What are you talking about?"

Moments later, the door opened and you shielded your eyes. "What are you doing Maggie? You shouldn't do that with someone who you aren't in a relationship with."

"Shouldn't do what," asked Maggie.

You peeked through the cracks between your fingers and saw that Maggie was wearing a bikini. The fabric that covered her boobs displayed blowing kiss emojis. She turned around to close the door behind her and you managed to catch a glimpse of the back of her bikini bottoms which displayed every girl's favorite poop emoji. With the door shut, she turned back to look at you and repeated herself. "Shouldn't do what?"

"N-nothing," you said averting your eyes.

Maggie narrowed her eyes and a wry grin formed on her face. "Oh... were you expecting to see something else?"

"I said it's nothing," you blushed.

"Sounds like you thought you were going to see me naked. You're such a perv, Blaise," she laughed.

You couldn't even look her in the eye as she teased you. "What do you mean you said you'd join me?"

"Well, that should be obvious." Maggie took a few strides towards the bathtub before placing one of her legs in the tub causing waves of water to almost knock you off the bath toy. Her other leg entered the water shortly after and you looked up to see her body towering over you with her butt hanging overhead. She got down on her knees bringing her colossal ass closer and eclipsing your entire field of vision. Her crack was hovering directly over you. Then, Maggie straightened her legs on the bottom of the tub and laid down on her stomach. The force of her full body entering the bathtub caused a tidal to send you and the bath toy rushing into her crack. You were bounced back and forth between her wet cheeks like in a pinball machine before the bath toy settled. You managed to catch your breath after holding on for dear life only to realize where you were. You were in Maggie's crack, but you were still floating above water. It was like Maggie's ass had a massive river running through the valley between her cheeks. You could see Maggie's face peering over her shoulder at you.

"Looks like you ended up in the world's greatest lazy river," she said giving her cheeks a wiggle. The force of which caused another series of waves to toss your bath toy around.

"It's not a lazy river if you add rapids to it," you remarked.

"Don't act like you don't enjoy being in my ass. You practically dove into it last time like Scrooge McDuck after finding a pit full of money.

"I wish you would let that go."

"Never!"

You continued floating down the river between her crack. It was weirdly relaxing given the circumstances. Maggie for her part just laid there in the tub letting you float down her crack.

Soon, you saw Maggie pull a face like a cartoon lightbulb just formed over her head. "I've got something we can do!"

"What do you mean?"

What happens next?