Jen groaned and prayed to every conceivable deity that Zuemy's big ass kept you from listening their talk "That's not even the point. I'm not gonna... I mean, I'm not like you or Lillian! Plus, I don't wanna gross him out"

"You don't give boys enough credit. They're willing to put up with quite a lot as long as the ass is fat" Lillian said with a nonchalant shrug.

"That's... There's no reason to abuse that" Jen facepalmed while Lillian and Zuemy enjoyed some more giggling at her expense.

"Um, I dunno if it helps at all but I can promise to try really hard not to fart when he's around" Cindy said, somewhat sheepishly.

"Appreciate that, thank you Cindy" Jen smiled.

"I never said I was gonna fart on him though" Zuemy then said "He feels pretty good under there" She added with a smirk and by the brief gleam that she saw in Jen's eyes, she was pretty sure that she'd try to do this very same thing herself later.

"You're the worst, I swear" Jen chuckled, feeling more relaxed "So much for all those things you taught us about Lillies..."

"I mean if he likes big butts this isn't really bad. But he's not gonna be used to it if all he ever dealt with before were those pencil-thin Lillie girls at his previous school" Zuemy said "And if he's anything to go by, we Brobs might have better chances, Lillie boys are going to be like starving dogs that finally get to see meat for the first time" She chuckled.

"Little rough with that analogy but I get it" Lillian said, showing an amused smile. She didn't really know much about Lillies other than some fuzzy memories of a friend from the past but if they were half as bad as you'd described she'd be happy to royally piss them off.

Meanwhile Cindy looked down at her hips while munching on one of her cheese tacos, wondering if she was that much heavier than Zuemy from a Lillie's standpoint. She was curious about sitting on you but only if she could be sure it'd feel nice for both herself and you.

Earlier, somewhere else at the cafeteria...

"Thank you, officer...?" A certain blond Lillie boy said while trying to find a tag with his rescuer's last name.

"Bertha's fine" The large woman smiled, blonde as well and sporting ludicrous curves that nearly matched those of Dolores' laughed heartily. Her police uniform was clearly straining to contain her curvaceous mass, specially her pants, which looked like they could burst to shreds at any moment.

"Thanks" Another Lillie boy with reddish orange hair, green eyes and glasses said, a bit more sheepishly.

"Sorry again about that. I don't even know what I tripped over" Bertha chuckled "The ride on the back wasn't that bad, was it?" She asked with a somewhat expectant look in her eyes.

"Not at all ma'am" The blond guy replied with a smile. Bertha smiled as well and nodded, leaving them at the cafeteria's counter, as she got a few minutes before the bell for lunchtime rang. Her footsteps made the floor quake, unwittingly reminding the two of her imposing weight.

"Found your new gf yet?" The orange-haired boy asked with a teasing smirk.

"Bruh" The blond one replied "I mean, she's mighty fine but she's old enough to be someone's mom"

"I thought you were fully into MILFs?" The orange-haired boy further teased.

"I mean, yeah... MILFs are hot but, ummm, how do I explain this? I think it works best as a 'sugar mama' arrangement. I wouldn't mind a girl our age with those kinds of curves though"

"But dat big booty was also pretty loud" The orange-haired boy smirked again.

"Eh, I don't really care if the ass is fat" The blond shrugged.

"So you two like mamas with big booties, huh?" A woman's voice was heard behind and above them, it literally shook them as well as it startled them.

"M-Mrs. García!" The two said at the same time, caught by surprise.

"You can stop acting like you two don't know me" She raised an eyebrow and put her hands on her hips.

"S-sorry" The orange-haired boy apologized first, feeling intimidated the most.

"I was feeling like giving you two a bit of a mini tour but I think you've already gotten a whole lot more than you could handle with Bertha" She chuckled and held her hand out, gently putting it next to them "Hop on, I need your help to give you your food"

A few minutes later...

"Thank you Mrs-I mean Dolores" The blond guy said and the two looked around, realizing that while climbing down from the counter wasn't exactly difficult for them in terms of the strength and ability required, it was pretty much impossible with their large makeshift trays that were glorified Styrofoam cutouts they made themselves.

Dolores giggled and gently picked them up once more, then she set them on the ground and thus the duo began their walk towards the Lillie section, one of the few proper accommodations that was ready on time. Intended to give students a bit of a break, assuming that they'd be integrating with Brobs and Gullies while on their usual classes. Thanks to Bertha, they were able to get there before any other Lillies.

The Lillie section was placed on a single Brob-sized table that had a few signs indicating its purpose as well as properly sized elevators for Lillies themselves. On top of the massive table there were many Lillie-sized tables with matching chairs, so they picked one that was in one of the more distant corners, with 3 chairs as they assumed that you would be joining them anytime soon. An earlier mishap with Bertha had their phones pulverized to oblivion so they couldn't call or text you.

Back to the girls and yourself...

"There, you see? He's fine!" Zuemy said after she raised her hips and grabbed you from under her, showing you to Jen "He was just kept nicely warm and safe. He wasn't even getting smothered because I kept raising my hips like every minute or so"

Jen gave you an expectant look and you nodded, that being your nonverbal consent to getting picked up, and Zuemy promptly placed you on Jen's awaiting palm.

"You know, that felt even better than I thought. And you took it like a champ" Zuemy said to you, her voice having a bit of a purr to it "Let me know if you wanna get more of a taste of this" She smiled, playfully smacking her big ass.

"Sheesh Zuemy, need some water for that thirst?" Jen replied, making the other 2 girls laugh.

"The pot calling the kettle black... except that this time, the kettle's indeed black" Zuemy giggled. Jen chuckled as well, she couldn't stay mad at her friends for long, but still, she was rather eager to put you back on her chest, though you noticed a strange moment of hesitation before she put you in there, together with a glance downwards which you had no idea what it could've meant.

"Hey Blaise..." Jen then said "I think some of your books might have fallen out of your backpack"

"Huh?! Wait, what? How?" You raised an eyebrow and frantically grabbed your backpack to start checking.

_{[Continuity note: As you haven't been to the lockers once so far, you've been carrying all the books and other stuff since you arrived to the school, but this is hardly a problem given your enhanced strength and stamina as a Lillie]}

"Because I can... I can feel them" Jen said, slightly shaking her chest for emphasis "I don't think I'll be able to pick them out, they might be too small for me. Can you get them?"

Your eyes widened and your jaw felt like it was about to drop. Jen was asking you to dive ito her mountainous cleavage to search for some of your books. While the task was insane, like trying to find a needle in a haystack, on the other hand you couldn't deny that in part it was like a dream come true, the most gorgeous girl you've seen yet was asking you this. You took a deep breath and scratched your head, briefly wondering if this was some kind of test from the Heavens and that you were supposed to go for the polite route.

"Holy shit" Lillian muttered.

"It's okay" Jen said reassuringly "By the way, when you were 'hugged' by Cindy, could you hear us?" She asked as nonchalantly as she could.

"I mean, I could hear the sounds from the outside but not much" You shrugged "I could hear your voices but I couldn't make out the words. Not that I was even trying. But I heard something really loud, I think someone tripped and banged their head on the tables"

Zuemy and Cindy stared at Lillian intently, gradually smirking while Lillian herself almost choked on her food and washed it down with her drinks.

"What do you mean you weren't trying?" Jen asked with a slightly puzzled expression.

"I'm not really much of a gossip person, whatever you guys were talking about I wasn't really part of that conversation, so why should I try to listen in?" You shrugged again, almost feeling as if you'd been asked why water's wet.

"He's got a point" Lillian noted.

"Okay, anyway, I guess that means we can't really talk to you while in there... So, how about your phone number so we can text you?" Jen then said and you were a bit surprised that Jen was that attentive.

A lot of the time when your mom or sister had you in their cleavage or worse, their asscrack, they simply talked to you assuming you heard them fine and even though you did, there was no way you could respond which led to a ton of misunderstandings that you paid dearly for, such as various instances "Mother's Day bonding time" getting extended into a full day or even stretched to whole weekends, all while your mom blisfully believed that you were happy to keep making her feel good.

You and Jen then exchanged phone numbers, not thinking much of it. She then picked you up and carefully lowered you into the dark, canyon-esque chasm she called a cleavage. Only as you began to fall into it you realized that you just got Jen's number and your whole body felt like it was going to overheat.

"Goddamn, that was smooth as hell" Lillian said, seeing Jen's delighted smile as she looked at your phone number on her screen.

"Alright girls. Time for an important talk" She then said once she put her phone away in her pocket.