Alan Bixby and the Routine Maintenance
The New World of SwapTech
chapter 4
by
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Alan Bixby’s greatest ambition in life had been to keep things from crashing.
This was true for both the Swaptyx data servers—which he coddled like rare orchids—and for his life in general, which he kept as routine as a Swiss train schedule. Up at 6:15. Instant oatmeal and a single slice of dry toast. Two cups of coffee: one at home, one at his desk. He didn’t like surprises. Surprises made things crash.
At 56, Alan had been with Swaptyx longer than most of the board of directors. He still called it "Swaptic" half the time, out of habit from the early branding days, and no one corrected him anymore. In the Palo Alto tech complex where the company made its home, Alan was a relic. Beige. Nervous. Thorough. The kind of man who wore pleated khakis, tucked-in polos, and orthopedic sneakers, and who still used a belt clip for his phone.
He had no social media presence. His LinkedIn profile picture was a 2008 webcam shot. His ex-wife, Barbara, had once accused him of being “a dusty ghost in a cable-knit sweater.” They’d divorced in 2009. He hadn’t dated since.
But Alan liked his job. He was good at it. When the Swaptyx servers hiccupped at 3am, he was the one who got out of bed and diagnosed the problem before anyone on the experimental interface teams ever knew it happened. He understood systems. Systems were clean, logical, knowable.
Humans? Not so much.
So when May 12 started, Alan didn’t feel the quiet tick of the countdown like some others might have. He came into the office at 7:42am. He took the back stairwell up three flights because the elevator sometimes made a funny noise, and Alan hated funny noises. He waved awkwardly at the young receptionist—some new intern named Zoe, probably born after Y2K—and settled into his chair in Sub-Basement Level 1, under harsh fluorescent lights and beside humming fans and a beige mini-fridge containing one sad yogurt.
“System check,” he muttered to himself, fingers clicking over his keyboard. “No anomalies.”
Behind him, a wall of status monitors showed everything was green.
Except the one marked TGRP/PROTO-ALPHA.
That one had been blinking yellow off and on for the last six days. Alan had reported it to Facilities, and they told him it was tied to one of the experimental “transformative gender resilience protocol” trials being run two floors up by the Lab 7 biotech team. It was supposed to be isolated. Secure.
“Nothing to do with IT,” they said.
Alan had gone back to updating the firewall patch notes.
He didn’t like the Lab 7 people. They wore ironic t-shirts and spoke in metaphors and didn’t version-control their own test environment backups. Arrogant. Vague. One of them, a bright-eyed PhD named Jasmine, had once told Alan that they were “unlocking the potential of human subjectivity through physical redefinition.”
He had no idea what that meant. He just wanted them to label their ports correctly.
Now it was almost 10:45am. He’d just started sipping his second cup of coffee. The blinking monitor behind him had gone red for a full five seconds—then gone black.
Alan blinked. That was not normal.
He adjusted his glasses and leaned forward, tapping a few keys. “Hello?” he muttered. “System…?”
Nothing responded.
And upstairs, unbeknownst to him, the containment room for TGRP/PROTO-ALPHA had just hit a threshold it was never supposed to reach.
Back in Sub-Basement Level 1, Alan gave a small sigh. Probably just another misrouted script from the devs. He reached down to check the power coupling behind his station.
And that’s when the air changed.
The hum of the fans cut out. A strange tingle raced through his skin, like a wave of static crawling down his spine. His stomach lurched. His chest tightened. Every part of his body lit up with a weird internal heat—tingling, stretching, compacting all at once.
Alan sat bolt upright.
“Wh-what… what in the hell—”
But his voice didn’t sound like his voice anymore.
The Incident had begun. And Alan was now...