That's right how could you forget. Especially when it's such a BS schedule. How are you suspected to work hard if you don't want to maintain the sweat of the first period through out your day? Anyway, you rush straight too the PE boy's room. You walk through. It's mainly populated by the smaller people such as yourself, however four boys are "normal" sized. Brayden Pontulas, the leader of sorts, and a cruel bully., Munson Schraeder, a six foot tall ape that flies would often fly through, Cal Gendry, a thin spindly yes man and Joe Morrison, a loner. Pontulas, Schraeder and Gendry were the ones who got all the girls, and held control over most of everyone else.
The only smaller person they liked was my good friend, Scott, whom played football despite his stature. Scott being friends with them meant me and my friend Adam were also safe, so it we were spared the displays of power. I climbed up the bench and met with Scott and Adam.
Scott noticed me. "Dude, you're late man, class is about to start!"
"I know, I know, my Ma and I overslept."
"Dude, only pussies blame their mamas. My mama's a TINY woman, and she works harder than any person I've ever known," Scott brought up.
"Playing the tiny mama card again, Scott? Jesus, we know your mama works hard, already, but this ain't about your mama."
"Adam, back me up brother."
"I have two mothers and they're both lovely."
"Boom, 2-1, Scott and Adam beat the Jakester once more." If there was one thing Scott loved more than ass and his mother, it was gloating.
"Your not half as charming as you think you are, Scotland Yard." Jake retorted.
"Still twice as charming as you, Jake Ryan Shadow Recruit." I came back.
"You don't want to get into this, Scotch Tape."
"I think I can make my own decisions, Jake Jake Jake, Jake Jake Jake, Jake Your Booty," Scott dryly replied.
"Oh yeah? Well..."
Adam interrupted, "Tater Scots, Jake Michigan, we gotta get to PE."
Scott and I, impressed, followed Adam into the gym room.
"Ok, kids, you will be split into two classes- Soccer, and Sex Ed." Oh boy. I always loved learning Sex Ed. I love seeing my classmates squirm at the STD photos. But, to be fair, chlamydia is pretty horrifying.
Soccer was hard if you weren't Scott. Scott knew the exact way to deflect a soccer ball. Any other tiny kid gets smushed. It was a hard game.
"This side of the class..." She motioned to you. Scott and Adam, "you will attend...
The only smaller person they liked was my good friend, Scott, whom played football despite his stature. Scott being friends with them meant me and my friend Adam were also safe, so it we were spared the displays of power. I climbed up the bench and met with Scott and Adam.
Scott noticed me. "Dude, you're late man, class is about to start!"
"I know, I know, my Ma and I overslept."
"Dude, only pussies blame their mamas. My mama's a TINY woman, and she works harder than any person I've ever known," Scott brought up.
"Playing the tiny mama card again, Scott? Jesus, we know your mama works hard, already, but this ain't about your mama."
"Adam, back me up brother."
"I have two mothers and they're both lovely."
"Boom, 2-1, Scott and Adam beat the Jakester once more." If there was one thing Scott loved more than ass and his mother, it was gloating.
"Your not half as charming as you think you are, Scotland Yard." Jake retorted.
"Still twice as charming as you, Jake Ryan Shadow Recruit." I came back.
"You don't want to get into this, Scotch Tape."
"I think I can make my own decisions, Jake Jake Jake, Jake Jake Jake, Jake Your Booty," Scott dryly replied.
"Oh yeah? Well..."
Adam interrupted, "Tater Scots, Jake Michigan, we gotta get to PE."
Scott and I, impressed, followed Adam into the gym room.
"Ok, kids, you will be split into two classes- Soccer, and Sex Ed." Oh boy. I always loved learning Sex Ed. I love seeing my classmates squirm at the STD photos. But, to be fair, chlamydia is pretty horrifying.
Soccer was hard if you weren't Scott. Scott knew the exact way to deflect a soccer ball. Any other tiny kid gets smushed. It was a hard game.
"This side of the class..." She motioned to you. Scott and Adam, "you will attend...
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May 12, 2023
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