Not so Smart Ichigo
Anime Shrink Interactive
chapter 11
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copier
· original author:
tinylelouch
Nanao looked at everyone for a moment before smiling somewhat softly, "I'm fine, just kind of gagged a little. Memories of my Captain and some of the things he's done." All the girls in the room made sounds of understanding and turned away from Nanao, her Captain was Kyoraku...that alone gave her a great deal of slack. But they didn't notice her menacingly staring at her tea cup. Her large pupils were focused on the tea soaked rude Shinigami wading in the cup for desperate survival.
Everyone in the room began talking about the various things the Female Shinigami Association discussed, the perfect cover for Nanao as she whispered at Ichigo. "Watch your mouth idiot, can you imagine what could happen if someone like Lieutenant Matsumoto got their hands on you?"
Ichigo pictured it for a moment, a needy,lazy, and demanding slob who complains too much.....not a pretty picture. He'd probably end up living in her sock or a bottle of perfume and end up being little more than her slave. "Uh sorry four-eyes, I was just kinda freaking out because you had almost swallowed me."
A nerve seemed to swell on Nanao's temple, "Four-eyes? Please call me Lieutenant Ise or at the very least Nanao." It was diffilcult to speak to the tiny Shinigami while being discreet but luckily everyone was distracted by Yachiru and Matsumoto, who apparently somehow entered an arguement over flat chests against large breasts, odd and immature but an ideal distraction.
"Um...Nanao?" Ichigo began, "Can you...I dunno...get me out of your tea before I have a stroke?"
Nanao smiled softly at him, "Afraid not Kurosaki. It's the best I can do to hide you right now, unless you like sweaty socks that is?"
Ever anger prone Ichigo roared back like an idiot, "Come on Nanao! You're smart for gods sake! Hide me in your ears if you freaking have to!!"
Ichigo sounded very disrespectful, and Nanao responded accordingly, "Listen you little runt, if you don't behave I will shove you in my sock or worse! Remember you are wading in tea!"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Try me." Nanao smiled victoriously, she was almost tempted for Ichigo keep acting up, the idea of him struggling in her socks and mouth seemed interesting. It was true what they say, it's the quiet ones you have to lookout for.
Ichigo gritted his teeth and looked like he was about to try something that would likely end in some miniscule blow that would only anger Nanao further. "Okay...can you please put me in your ear and out of this tea cup?"
Nanao shook her head slightly with a smile, "No, you have to work for it I'm afraid."
"WHAT!?!" Ichigo was pure red with rage.
"Nothing big, just say I'm a beautiful goddess. Flatter me a little is all, I won't do anything horrible to you...unless you act up."
Ichigo blushed and opened his mouth to yell a retort, but fell back, "Nanao...you're a beautiful goddess...."
"Good, now say you're a bug compared to...my feet let's say."
Ichigo didn't stop himself, "Hell no you ugly bitch! Goddess my ass, try troll!!"
Nanao's eyes narrowed in anger as she clicked her tongue, "Such a fool..." Not so gently she plucked Ichigo's drenched body from her tea, naturally he flailed for dear life. But was free from Nanao's tea to save the least...but it wasn't safe where he was going.
Nanao...
Everyone in the room began talking about the various things the Female Shinigami Association discussed, the perfect cover for Nanao as she whispered at Ichigo. "Watch your mouth idiot, can you imagine what could happen if someone like Lieutenant Matsumoto got their hands on you?"
Ichigo pictured it for a moment, a needy,lazy, and demanding slob who complains too much.....not a pretty picture. He'd probably end up living in her sock or a bottle of perfume and end up being little more than her slave. "Uh sorry four-eyes, I was just kinda freaking out because you had almost swallowed me."
A nerve seemed to swell on Nanao's temple, "Four-eyes? Please call me Lieutenant Ise or at the very least Nanao." It was diffilcult to speak to the tiny Shinigami while being discreet but luckily everyone was distracted by Yachiru and Matsumoto, who apparently somehow entered an arguement over flat chests against large breasts, odd and immature but an ideal distraction.
"Um...Nanao?" Ichigo began, "Can you...I dunno...get me out of your tea before I have a stroke?"
Nanao smiled softly at him, "Afraid not Kurosaki. It's the best I can do to hide you right now, unless you like sweaty socks that is?"
Ever anger prone Ichigo roared back like an idiot, "Come on Nanao! You're smart for gods sake! Hide me in your ears if you freaking have to!!"
Ichigo sounded very disrespectful, and Nanao responded accordingly, "Listen you little runt, if you don't behave I will shove you in my sock or worse! Remember you are wading in tea!"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Try me." Nanao smiled victoriously, she was almost tempted for Ichigo keep acting up, the idea of him struggling in her socks and mouth seemed interesting. It was true what they say, it's the quiet ones you have to lookout for.
Ichigo gritted his teeth and looked like he was about to try something that would likely end in some miniscule blow that would only anger Nanao further. "Okay...can you please put me in your ear and out of this tea cup?"
Nanao shook her head slightly with a smile, "No, you have to work for it I'm afraid."
"WHAT!?!" Ichigo was pure red with rage.
"Nothing big, just say I'm a beautiful goddess. Flatter me a little is all, I won't do anything horrible to you...unless you act up."
Ichigo blushed and opened his mouth to yell a retort, but fell back, "Nanao...you're a beautiful goddess...."
"Good, now say you're a bug compared to...my feet let's say."
Ichigo didn't stop himself, "Hell no you ugly bitch! Goddess my ass, try troll!!"
Nanao's eyes narrowed in anger as she clicked her tongue, "Such a fool..." Not so gently she plucked Ichigo's drenched body from her tea, naturally he flailed for dear life. But was free from Nanao's tea to save the least...but it wasn't safe where he was going.
Nanao...
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March 13, 2025
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