Turned into an Object Small Bargain - Definitive Edition chapter 3 by SuperKirby

Blake Heart sat alone at the desk in his dorm room at New Opal University, experimenting with magical potions in a desperate attempt to make himself more appealing to women. The young man apparently lacked the courage (or the common sense) to just accept who he was, but who could blame him when he was a frequent and easy target for bullies? Unfortunately for Blake, one of his brews began to bubble erratically before suddenly exploding, the blast knocking him unconscious!

After a little while, Blake awoke in a place that definitely wasn’t his dorm. For some strange reason, he couldn’t move his limbs or turn his head! That stupid potion must’ve turned him into some kind of inanimate object…but what?