Hungry, Hungry Nikki
Puny Pervert
chapter 21
by
Froakie
The walk back to the car is a repeat of the journey into the store, only now the pain is a familiar, dull ache rather than a sharp, shocking agony. You've learned to anticipate the rhythmic sway, to brace for the jarring steps. You are a seasoned veteran of the Cleavage Gauntlet.
The car doors open and close. Lauren slides into the driver's seat, the motion sending you rolling deeper into the chasm. She tosses the plastic bag containing the new walkie-talkie onto the passenger seat.
Before she can put the key in the ignition, Nikki speaks up from the back seat. "Wait. I'm starving. Can we just get some lunch? There's a Burger Palace right across the street. I'm not going home just to turn around and go back out."
You feel a deep, weary sigh emanate from the chest cavity that surrounds you. It's a full-body rumble of defeat.
"I suppose," Lauren concedes, her voice heavy with the weight of her endless compromises. "But we are going through the drive-thru. Nobody is getting out of this car. Is that understood?"
"Yes, Mom," Becky and Nikki reply in unison, their voices a muffled chorus.
The engine roars to life again, and the car pulls out of the parking lot. Your nightmare commute is not over; it has merely changed venues. The short drive across the intersection is another bout of torturous vibrations and swaying motions.
The car slows, the telltale deceleration signaling your arrival at the Burger Palace drive-thru menu board. You brace yourself, preparing for the final leg of this agonizing journey. You've managed to find a rhythm with the swaying, conserving your energy and mitigating the worst of the pain. You're hurting, badly, but you're holding on.
Suddenly, a sound cuts through the low rumble of the engine—a rhythmic *thump-thump-thump-thump* that grows louder with each rotation of the wheels. The car begins to shimmy violently, the shaking far more intense than the normal road vibrations.
"What the—" Lauren starts, her voice laced with confusion.
The shimmying escalates into a violent, grinding shake, accompanied by a loud *FLAP-FLAP-FLAP-FLAP* sound. The car lurches hard to the right, and Lauren curses, wrestling with the steering wheel. The motion is catastrophic for you. You are thrown against the fleshy wall with bone-jarring force, then slammed into the other side as she overcorrects. The world is a chaotic blur of pain and disorientation.
The car screeches to a halt, angled awkwardly at the side of the road. Silence descends, broken only by the angry hissing of air escaping from a ruptured tire.
"You have GOT to be kidding me," Your mother exclaims.