Chapter written by Dudeman, ported to Collaberotica by WritingGuy.

Edelgard is from the game fire emblem three houses
Solution is from the anime/light novel Overlord

As you walked to school, you saw a maid who had such a big ass that, if she sat down, would need two chairs for her colossal ass. She was working at a maid cafe, and the name on her name tag was Edelgard.

She's got a butt that makes me want to drop my books and get a table for two. Or three, if I'm being honest. Her hips swayed with an unmatched elegance, her voluptuous backside drawing the eyes of every customer and person that passes by. Her black maid uniform hugged her curves so tightly, it looked like it was painted on, and every step she took was a symphony of jiggling flesh.

"Welcome to cafe Nazarick, how may I serve you today?" Edelgard's voice was a perfect blend of courteous and seductive, the kind that could make any customer feel like royalty. Despite the uniform she wore, the dignity of her royal upbringing was unmistakable. She had taken the job as a maid out of necessity when her family had fallen, and thus needed new allies. While she didn't mind the work, it was the patronizing looks from former aristocrats that stung the most. They would come into the cafe, whispering about the fallen princess serving them she should just marry some one to make use of that ass of hers.

"Get over here Princess Elderear!" A noble women yelled.

Her eyes narrowed as she served coffee to a table of young women who had once fawned over her at royal balls, now sneering as they took in her new occupation.

"Thank you, Edelgard," one of them said, her voice dripping with fake sweetness. "It's so... quaint to see you here."

Edelgard's smile never wavered as she placed the tray of pastries on their table, her eyes flashing with a hint of anger. She had to bite her tongue to keep from saying something she'd regret. These were the same people who had once curtsied before her, begging for her family's favor. Now, they thought they could treat her like some kind of amusement, a fallen princess reduced to serving tea and cake.

"Is there anything else you would like?" she asked, her voice as polite as ever, but the edge in her tone was clear. The noblewoman looked at her for a moment, a smirk playing on her lips, then leaned in close.

"Actually, we heard that the new maid here offers... special services. You know, something to spice up the afternoon tea." Her friends giggled, glancing over at you. You could see the mischief in their eyes as they waited for Edelgard's reaction.

The former princess's cheeks flushed a dark shade of crimson as she straightened her back. "I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding," she began, her voice tight. "I'm allowed to decline any request."

The noblewoman raised an eyebrow. "True, but can your family afford any bad blood with that puppet of an empress you call a Mother?"

Edelgard gritted her teeth, her mind racing with possible responses that ranged from a cold glare to a sharp retort, but she knew better than to start a scene. Her pride was important, but not at the cost of her father.

"As I said, I'm here to serve."

Her words were met with a round of laughter from the noblewomen, who clearly enjoyed poking fun at her newfound 'station' in life.

"Very well, then," the ringleader said with a smug smile. "We'll take the maid spanking special."

Edelgard went to put the order in. Even though you were in such close proximity, the noblewomen ignored you, talking about how they were going to enjoy this cafe's 'entertainment' in the future.

'Hey, narrator, is their anything I could do to help that girl?'

(((Oh, looking to play the hero, Shujin? Well, I do have an idea, but if it doesn't work you might end up as a seat cushion.)))

'What, can you see the future!?'

(((I can see thing that might happen like, Edelgard's blond maid friend misinterpreting your intentions with Edelgard, thinking the worst of you and then making you the cafe's newest "deluxe seat," but I don't know the likelihood that such a thing will happen.)))

'Yeah, I'll go. I wouldn't be able to look at Kaede and Hakari in the eyes again if I didn't help Edelgard. Plus, did you see that cake she packing?!'

"I've got a plan," you murmured, watching Edelgard glide gracefully across the floor, her hips swaying like a metronome set to the beat of a seductive symphony.

"Let's see if we can't teach these aristocrats a lesson." I approached the counter and slipped the order receipt from the pile, scribbling out 'maid spanking special' and replacing it with 'Face siting and Spanking from the maid.' I hoped it would throw the noblewomen off-balance without causing any actual trouble for Edelgard.

As I turned to make my escape, I felt a firm hand on my wrist. "And what do we have here?" Solution Epsilon- a slime girl with a body that could make a saint stumble- peered over her luscious J-cup breasts, her blue eyes gleaming with curiosity. Her uniform top hung open, revealing a deep, inviting valley between her voluminous assets. "Looking for a little action, are we?" she purred, her smile a dangerous promise of a fate I'd rather not explore.

"Oh, it's just a little prank," I said, trying to play it cool. "You know, changing their order to something more... entertaining."

Solution's smile widened, and she leaned closer, her spiral curls brushing against my cheek. "I like your style," she whispered, her breath warm and slightly sticky. "But why don't you leave the real fun to me?" Her other hand reached out and lightly caressed my chin, pulling my gaze to her voluptuous chest.

"You see, Edelgard is a bit... delicate for my tastes," she continued, her eyes gleaming with mischief. "But I could use someone like you to spice things up. You seem to have a knack for it." With that, she plucked the order receipt from my hand and slipped it into her ample cleavage, the paper disappearing between her breasts like a ship into a foggy horizon it felt a little sticky . "Consider it a show of goodwill. I'll take care of our high-class guests."

Before I could protest or ask what she meant by 'spice things up', Solution Epsilon- had already glided away, leaving me to ponder the potential consequences of my meddling. I took a seat at the farthest table from the counter, my heart racing as I watched her approach the noblewomen with a tray of tea and pastries. The way she moved was mesmerizing, her hips swaying like a pendulum of pleasure.

"Your order has been modified, my lovelies," Solution announced with a wink, her voice as sweet as honey. "The 'maid spanking special' has been replaced with something more... intimate. I do hope you don't mind." The three noblewomen didn't think anything of it; as nobles they were used to getting the best treatment.

She set the tray down with a flourish, her large breasts jiggling with the movement. The noblewomen's eyes widened as they took in her... unconventional attire. "Follow me," Solution said, her voice a siren's call. "Your special service awaits."

They followed her, eager for their 'spanking', oblivious to the twinkle of amusement in Edelgard's eyes as she watched from afar. As they disappeared into the back, the tension in the room grew thicker than the sweet aroma of the freshly baked pastries. The other patrons of the cafe looked on with curiosity, some with excitement, others with fear. They knew the rumors about the 'special' services offered by Solution Epsilon.

A few minutes passed, and you heard the sounds of butts getting spanked, followed by one of the noblewomen crying "Nooooo, don't put me in there!" before it suddenly went quiet...

Edelgard comes over to me and said "Thanks for that."

You nodded nervously, "I hope I didn't get you into trouble."

"Don't worry," she replied with a wink, "Solution takes care of those types of customers. They usually don't come back for seconds." She chuckled darkly, hinting at the grim fate that awaited the noblewomen in the back room.

The door to the kitchen swung open, and a muffled scream pierced the air, followed by the sound of chair legs scraping against the floor. The other customers pretended not to notice, but the excitement was palpable. Edelgard then asked if there was anything you wanted for helping her out.

"How about your phone number?" You joked, trying to ease the tension, but she took it seriously, nodding and handing you a card with her number written neatly on the back.

"Let's go somewhere private," Edelgard suggested, her voice low and enticing. "There's something I want to tell you."

Intrigued, you followed her through the curtained hallway and into a dimly lit private booth. She sat down gracefully, her voluptuous figure seemingly at odds with the black and white maid uniform she wore... and her gigantic ass nearly filling her side of the booth. Goddamn.

You took sat down opposite her, your heart racing.

"Thank you for what you did back there," Edelgard began, her voice a soft whisper. "Those...women, they never miss an opportunity to belittle me."

Her eyes searched yours for a moment, and you could see the vulnerability beneath her proud exterior. "But enough about them," she continued with a sigh. "Let me tell you a secret."

Edelgard leaned in closer, her ample cleavage spilling over the edge of the table. "I was once the heir to the Adrestian Empire," she revealed, her voice barely a murmur. "My family's Influence was lost in a rebellion, and we were forced to flee. I had to take this job to support what's left of my family. It's... not the life I envisioned, but I'll do anything to keep us afloat, and a more permanent solution would be to make or join a harem of allies

"My two girlfriends and I would be happy to help, I just have to ask them first." You replied, trying to keep your cool as you saw the hint of excitement in her eyes."


1. Edelgard lets you have fun with her ass before you go with her to help recruit for her cause.
2. You go in the back to see what Solution is doing to the noblewomen and try to get them to support Edelgard
3. You run into the head mistress and get her help to expand your harem