The Charismatic Princess
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With the reveal of the Status Screen, you were eager and ready to begin your conquest of the next heroine.

It's not an original feature, but it'll be damn near indispensable helping you figure out some of the heroine’s quirks. Maybe you'll unlock more hidden functions as you progress through the story...though you needed to be wary of the Karma meter.

And as scrolled through today's selection of candidates, you found a surprising option.

"Jouko?" you murmured, more to yourself than aloud.

You recognized the name of course, but only had a few recollections of her. She'd only appeared as a teaser character on the game's website. Supposedly, she was going to be implemented in the next update as a bonus character for players that cleared Harem Protagonist's other routes. Though, for some reason, Starbeam, the game's creator, never added her to the story despite the positive response from his patrons.

From what you remember from her character description, she is the sole heiress of the Shiri Yakuza clan, a well-connected crime syndicate that has its activities linked to nearly every criminal element of the city's underbelly. Though no picture of her had been posted, you had good guess of her most prominent feature must be when her designer gave her the colorful nickname, 'mafia-princess ass-chan.'

(((Hohoho. Planning to try out the gangster life Shujin.)))

Your finger hovered over the window, uncertain.

On the one hand, you had no clue what Jouko looked like nor what to expect when you meet her and given what you do know, this could easily end with you sleeping with the fishes. However, on the other hand, you were excited by the unknown. You were a gamer. And no gamer worth his title would ever back down from exploring new territory. It was the thrill of the unknown that drove you forward, and you quickly tossed aside your hesitation.

You selected Jouko.

(((Alll-righhhttt!!! Now please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and let’s go meet Jouko!)))

You closed your eyes as the window disappeared and the room began to spin, a wave vertigo washing over you as you were teleported away to destinations unknown...

When you opened them again, you were surprised to find yourself on a public street instead of the stereotypical back-alley. In fact, you recognized this road as the street you took in your mad dash to school. 'Huh,' you thought as you scanned up and down the street but saw nothing out of the ordinary.

No...that wasn't right.

Up ahead of you was a student that you didn't recognize.

Despite wearing your school's male uniform like Hotaru, the student was definitely as female due to long violet hair that covered her back. And as you gaze drifting downward....

'Holy Mother of God!!!'

Your eyes locked onto the largest, most bodacious booty on this side of the universe.

This must've been Jouko because there was no way in hell that the girl walking in front of you was a random NPC. Her designer had been right to give her that nickname because if Izumi was the most top-heavy girl here then Jouko was her inverse, packing an ass that positively stretched the jeans she squeezed them into. You couldn't tear your eyes away as every step had her ass jiggling beneath her pants. Seriously, where did she find clothes to fit over that delicious rump.

It was the most beautiful rear you've seen in your entire life.

(((You're right Shujin. It's beautiful and upon your evident staring, she's now aware of your presence.)))

"Huh...?"

"Hey, just who do you think-!"

Jouko whirred around to face you, an angry expression curling her features. However, whatever she was to say was mysteriously cut off mid-sentence as she stopped to stare at you like she found her next subject for a science experiment.

A part of your brain took this opportunity to study her in turn.

Jouko was quite tall for a girl, about half a foot taller than you but still shorter than Ai. Like Hotaru, she wore your school's male uniform but this one was obviously tailored to fit her curves...wow. Jouko fit the term 'hourglass figure' to a T. Her breasts, while not as big as the likes of Izumi were quite large from how they stuck out of her uniform. Her waist, however, was the narrowest you've seen on a girl which blossomed out as your eyes went down. It need not be stated now, but Jouko's ass was the biggest you've ever seen, flaring with her hips to almost visible appear wider than her shoulders.

"....I think you go to the same school as me."

Whoops. You were so busy staring that you almost missed what she said, and you answered with the first thing that came to mind.

"It took you that long to figure it out?"

Ah, you probably shouldn't have gone with sarcasm.

And when you tore you eyes upward, your first thought was....a villainess?

She looked like a villainess from an otome game. A pretty face with some of the ojou ringlets of dark purple hair framing it. Her eyes were a lighter shade of violet...which seemed to be burning angrily as she glared at you.

"Tch..." Jouko clicked her tongue, "Anyway, why is someone from my school staring at me creepily?"

Because you have an ass with its own gravitation pull...was what you wanted to say but instead you went with, "Ah, well, you see....I'm sorry. I was just..." Staring at your ass? You fumbled to come up with a good excuse. but nothing was coming to mind. Jouko was an unknown here and you had no clue how she’d react to your words.

And in classical romcom fashion, the situation escalated when Jouko stepped forward and her foot caught a stone that had been sticking out in her path. She tripped and fell forward. Unlike the typical romcom however, she didn't fall into your arms, her boobs pressing into your chest but actually fell to the ground instead.

You couldn't help but snicker.

Jouko, however, was far less amused when she stood up flushed and embarrassed.

A chill went down your spine as she snapped her fingers and...summoned some Yakuza?

Suddenly, men in dark shades and business suits came running out of the woodwork, surrounding the both of you. It reminded you of the second Matrix movie with all the Agent Smiths jumping into the fray. You kept very still with your hands visible as all of them sported katanas. Very sharp katanas that the Yakuza looked quite eager to use.

"Oi! You didn't see any of that, you hear." Jouko demanded.

"U-Uhhh..." Did you really just call your goons for that?

"Hmm? Cat got your tongue?"

No, the Yakuza with swords do.

That was what you would like to have snapped back, but in this situation, silence was golden.

"Well, if you're going to remain quiet, maybe this may get you talking..." She snapped her fingers again and the encirclement closed in, every blade brandished at you.

(((Uh, Shujin. I think you should really consider using Stealth and running...like NOW!)))

'Not yet!' You mentally shouted. You didn't spend hours playing Harem Protagonist for nothing. It was time to use all your wit, charm, and charisma to get out of this. You opened your mouth and said;

"Has anyone ever told you that you look incredibly beautiful."

...Silence...

The Yakuza stopped, looked at each other then over at their master, and started nodding their agreement while Jouko blushed, her cheeks dyed red as she fidgeted, embarrassed. She hadn't expected a compliment in this kind of situation, which means your gambit worked as her goons backed away from you.

(((I'm amazed, Shujin. You really have some steel balls bud.)))

"Uh, thanks." Jouko mumbled meekly, her imperial tone from earlier gone. "Might I ask for your name?"

"I'm Shujin. Shujin Kou. And you are?"

"I'm Jouko Shiri, the Mafia Princess!"

You blinked. Did she really just introduce herself as the Mafia Princess. It was one thing for her designer to call her that. But to actually introduce yourself like that to a complete stranger. Are you a Chuunibyou? You did a double take as her goons suddenly sheathed their swords and started clapping, which Jouko glowingly accepted.

'This is...'

(((Not what you were expecting.)))

'Uh-huh.'

"You wouldn't happen to be the daughter of that Kenichi Shiri? The leader of the top crime syndicate?" You already knew the answer, but it didn't hurt to act a little dumb in this situation.

"Yep. That's the one." She answered happily.

"And we both go to the same school."

She took another look at you then nodded.

Yeah...you were no longer going to question the setting for this situation. It would just lead to some unnecessary headaches later down the road. "Well, nice meeting you Jouko. I'm glad to have you as a classmate." You turned to leave, but the surrounding Yakuza prevented you from doing so.

"Maybe we can be much more than that." She smiled, her imperial attitude back as you turned around.

"Uhh..." you didn't like where this was going, but all the anime knowledge in the world couldn't help you now with your escape route already routed. You tried to keep your eyes off Jouko's assets, very conscious of her guards as she walked up to you, leaned in and whispered into your ear.

"I'm going to conquer the school...and you're going to help me."

How do you respond to that?
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March 23