Her Bio reads:

"Hola a todos, soy María López. I'm an exotic model for a small time modelling agency. You can see why from my selfies 🤭

Looking forward to your DM's friends. 😚"

The picture posted along shows a Hispanic girl wearing a thin black tank top with an image of a moai statue and tight, hip hugging jeans that truly defines her big ghetto booty. 

You wonder if you could use it as a makeshift bouncy castle.

Pick her?