“This place is fucking nuts.” Luke said. “Everything is so fucking big.”
“What? Is it scaring you?” Jessica giggled lightly. “Do you want to run back home?”
“Hell no.” He said. “So check this out.” Luke pointed at the monitor which displayed a list of ads advertising Brobdingnagians hosting Lilliputians as roommates. In reality, the term roommate was used lightly. To the Brobdingnagians, the Lilliputians were practically dust. Hosting the in their homes was hardly a burden and really just meant free rent money every month. “Do you want to room with a chick or a dude?”
“Girl of course.” Jessica said. “You guys are disgusting. Ugh, I can’t even imagine living with a guy that’s six miles tall. No, I prefer rooming with a girl.”
“Okay, okay.” Luke said. “Here are three girls wanting to room with Lilliputians. Which one do you think we should go with?”
“What? Is it scaring you?” Jessica giggled lightly. “Do you want to run back home?”
“Hell no.” He said. “So check this out.” Luke pointed at the monitor which displayed a list of ads advertising Brobdingnagians hosting Lilliputians as roommates. In reality, the term roommate was used lightly. To the Brobdingnagians, the Lilliputians were practically dust. Hosting the in their homes was hardly a burden and really just meant free rent money every month. “Do you want to room with a chick or a dude?”
“Girl of course.” Jessica said. “You guys are disgusting. Ugh, I can’t even imagine living with a guy that’s six miles tall. No, I prefer rooming with a girl.”
“Okay, okay.” Luke said. “Here are three girls wanting to room with Lilliputians. Which one do you think we should go with?”
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June 8, 2023
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