You decide to run as quickly as you can in the direction you’re already facing. As though you were being chased, massive hands of various colors dove into the Chex Mix just behind you. You couldn’t even hear what Rachel and the others were saying due to all the CRUNCHing coming from all directions.

The hands fueled your speed but also drove you into a panic. You didn’t watch where you were going, just frantically running forward. This proved costly however, and just as you thought you were making progress over this rocky cliff full of holes when your foot fell into one and got stuck. “Motherfucker! DAMMIT!” You think you’ve gotten stuck in a piece of Wheat Chex. You lean down and try to pull your foot out before…

The sight of a shadow looming over you makes you look up in terror. The hand of a white woman is reaching down towards you with you dead center of the hand. Even if you got your foot free you wouldn’t be able to avoid getting picked up. You follow the hand and arm to look for the owner and the brown hair before anything else makes you realize who it is. “Kelly!”

You wave trying to get Kelly’s attention but it’s hopeless. Kelly’s massive fingers dig into the chiffs and poles around you deeply before coming together. That feeling of being blasted up in a rocket ship comes back as Kelly pulls up your whole world.

The vertigo is sickening as you rise up into the air, making it hard to keep track of where you are. Crunch… crunch… You stop in front of the woman’s massive lips that are still moving as she chews. GULP! “KELLY! KELLY I’M HERE!” You yell and wave as loudly as you can. Your hopes of being noticed are dashed as you look at Kelly’s face moving down quickly as Kelly raises her hand up. “What are you doing!?” You were confused as you watched her lift you above her head.

Kelly grins and tilts her head back, closing her eyes. Her lips open revealing the massive wet cave, her tongue twitched in anticipation. “NO! KELLY DO…” You can’t even finish when the redwoods move away from each other and you plummet.

Bits of Chex Mix probably failed to get into Kelly’s mouth, but that didn’t matter to you. You were disoriented as The Wheat Chex you were still caught spun through the air. It fell straight down into the deadly cavern without pause. In an instant, you found yourself in pitch blackness only broken by the occasional light very briefly shining through Kelly’s lips.

Your world shifted and CRUNCH! “NO! KELLY DON’T EAT M” CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH you scream in terror as Kelly begins to chew. You were still hopelessly stuck as CRUNCH Kelly’s tongue tosses the Wheat Chex you’re stuck to around in her mouth. Every relative inch of you was covered in saliva that made it hard to breathe. The wheat had bits of it taken out by Kelly’s horrifying teeth as it was knocked around Kelly’s mouth. “MMMMMMMM!!!” Kelly’s moans in pleasure were probably inaudible outside of her mouth but it’s the only thing that rivaled the sound of Kelly’s chewing in here.

“Kelly no… don’t eat me don’t eat…” You weakly try to yell. Your whole body is battered and bruised from all the moving around. You knew it was hopeless for Kelly to hear you, but some part of you was compelled to beg regardless. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH As you thought, there was no sign she heard you as Kelly continued chewing.

Blindly you reached out as you were tossed around yet again, only to feel yourself forced into something wet and hard. “N….” You can’t even scream out a word before Kelly’s jaw rises and  CRUNCH!!!! crushes you into paste. Your remains stuck to the tooth while GULP Kelly swallowed, only to be gradually scraped off during further mouthfuls and swallowed.

Kelly had no idea what she just did, and she never would. She simply reached into the bowl to get more delicious mix and enjoy the party with her friends. "God this stuff is great!" She exclaimed.